TheQuiet1
Rock n' Roll Doggie
There are two main reasons (as well as a zillion little ones) about why I hate the summertime:
1. It gets so bloody hot and whilst bizarrely I can keep myself comfortably warm in winter, I can't keep myself cool in summer!
2. The main reason is the PESTS. They just seem to suddenly appear in hoardes the second a rain cloud disappears. Flies, black beetles and thunderbugs (This word will be lost in translation to nearly everyone. I dunno whether it's a British/English/Yorkshire/family word but it means those tiny black bugs that you can hardly see that get EVERYWHERE. They live on corn and when the corn gets harvested they converge on all the houses, especially if I'm in it at the time)
FLIES- I REALLY hate because they are disease ridden vermin that REFUSE to let you kill them easily, you have to wreck half the house first trying to whack one with a rolled up News Of the World.
BLACK BEETLES- I hate because as I sit here in my darkened room thinking that really I ought to go to bed (but I can't tear myself away from the screen) I can HEAR them but I can't SEE them...
THUNDERBUGS- THEY get everywhere (into picture frames, CD cases etc) but YOU can't get them out.
Rant over. Thanx for listening.
1. It gets so bloody hot and whilst bizarrely I can keep myself comfortably warm in winter, I can't keep myself cool in summer!
2. The main reason is the PESTS. They just seem to suddenly appear in hoardes the second a rain cloud disappears. Flies, black beetles and thunderbugs (This word will be lost in translation to nearly everyone. I dunno whether it's a British/English/Yorkshire/family word but it means those tiny black bugs that you can hardly see that get EVERYWHERE. They live on corn and when the corn gets harvested they converge on all the houses, especially if I'm in it at the time)
FLIES- I REALLY hate because they are disease ridden vermin that REFUSE to let you kill them easily, you have to wreck half the house first trying to whack one with a rolled up News Of the World.
BLACK BEETLES- I hate because as I sit here in my darkened room thinking that really I ought to go to bed (but I can't tear myself away from the screen) I can HEAR them but I can't SEE them...
THUNDERBUGS- THEY get everywhere (into picture frames, CD cases etc) but YOU can't get them out.
Rant over. Thanx for listening.
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