See, now when we were done, it was somewhere around 2:00 AM, and she says to me, the room is spinning.....
And in my best Austin Powers voice I said "I know it baby!"
I figured it was a compliment....
Because six hours later the room was still spinning...she could not walk...so I brought her to the ER.
After beating around the bush (no pun intended) I finally got it through the Dr.'s head that my bride and I were engaged in an extra curricular activity....when we were finished she had Vertgo.
See?
The awkward part was when he asked if I had hit her......
My response......
"Well I slapped her ass a little but I am not sure that would give her vertigo."