IO: I am losing my youthfulness

[Dreadsox]

I bought a mini-van

Gone are the days of compensation with my Red Camaro.
Gone are the days of racing a motorcycle at 120MPH.....

I am officially and adult, married with kids, and the proud owner of a mini-van.....


Start diggin my grave....I am old!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Vans are fun!

My family used to have an extended cab suburban. Ya know...it seems dorky...but you should have seen the people I could pack in the back of that thing. If my car ever had to go in the shop, I would tool around town in that baby. Fun times!!

 

[kobayashi]

when its time to lose my sports car...it will be for a sport sedan

IGone are the days of racing a motorcycle at 120MPH.....

what the? on the streets?

 

[Dreadsox]

Re: when its time to lose my sports car...it will be for a sport sedan

what the? on the streets?

I was a bad boy until Uncle Sam got me. No face shield too. The tear streaks were kind of plastered to my face and went back to my ears instead of down.

 

[martha]

I bought a mini-van

*points and laughs*

 

[Dreadsox]

Re: Re: IO: I am losing my youthfulness

*points and laughs*

I even tried going parking with my wife tonight......She looked at me like I lost my mind....

 

[kobayashi]

did you get that nice new sienna?
the commercials portray it as quite sporting

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Re: Re: IO: I am losing my youthfulness

I even tried going parking with my wife tonight......She looked at me like I lost my mind....

 

[Dreadsox]

did you get that nice new sienna?
the commercials portray it as quite sporting

Quite expensive as well...but no....WINDSTAR (used).

 

[Dreadsox]

Re: Re: Re: Re: IO: I am losing my youthfulness

Oh that helps....I said, listen honey, the kids are home with your mother want to go watch the submarine races down at Plymouth Rock? I even put on Luthor Vandross, and I hate him. My Ally McBeal music...

I need to work on my line.

 

[Bonochick]

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[Dreadsox]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: IO: I am losing my youthfulness

Maybe I should take off my Lion's Club Yellow vest before I hit on her next time! Not exactly a styling outfit.

 

[Bonochick]

*Rates Thread A Million Stars*

Stop it! You're killin' me!!!!!!!

 

[Dreadsox]

Here is my new hot-rod!!!

 

[Bonochick]

You = Chick Magnet

*pause*

 

[Dreadsox]

You = Chick Magnet

*pause*

Yeah, thanks....look at the sign behind the van. Says it all!!!!!

 

[Dreadsox]

I even shaved this for her before we left the house!!

 

[Bonochick]

*frozen in horror*

 

[zonelistener]

I realize this is probably were Dread works people

Here is my new hot-rod!!!

dread

there there.
At least its red.....
oh, and I can see that you are getting old...taking the picture of your new vehicle outside of the place you got your new walker! Is the walker red too?

 

[Dreadsox]

Re: I realize this is probably were Dread works people

Is the walker red too?

Yes, but it has flames on it so it looks cool!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

 

[Dreadsox]

*frozen in horror*

Speaking of frozen in horror......

My wife accused me of turning on the AC and intentionally pointing all of the vents in the car at her!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

You? Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dreadsox]

Just because this was on the dashboard does not make me guilty

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[kobayashi]

Here is my new hot-rod!!!

that van was born down the street from my parents house!

at least i think all the windstars come from oakville

 

[Angela Harlem]

Dread, my husband is going to be just like you when we get to your age

A while back he came to me with a very sad face and said "We need to trade the XR dont we? " I told him we could possibly drop a V8 under the hood of a minivan or something. He was not at all consoled.


Just this evening actually, I was visiting my dear friend who has just had baby #4. I joked and asked if they had upgraded their 626 to a Tarago yet. She did not crack a smile and solemnly informed me her husband's parents had bought them a Nimbus.

A Nimbus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



teeeeeeehehehehehe.

 

[zonelistener]

Nimbus?

Aussies have weird cars..... nimbus.

 

[martha]

Wait a minnit!

I even tried going parking with my wife tonight......She looked at me like I lost my mind....

Actually, I have some fond memories of a van from my youth......

 

[Angela Harlem]

yeah zoner, it has sticks sticking out the back with 'nimbus2000' on the side


It actually looks like the car dread bought.

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