Irvine511
Blue Crack Supplier
people are forbidden to speak on their cell phones whilst in the midst of a great big crap in the most crowded restroom on the floor. we're all work poopers, i'm sure, but those of us with even a small amount of consideration will seek out the quietest, least visited bathroom in the whole building -- it's a great way to get up and stretch your legs, and even if someone does walk in, chances are they won't recognize your shoes.
okay, so maybe you can't make it that far; maybe last night's chili con carne was a little spicier than it should have been; you're sprinting down the hallway, relief is in sight at the crowded, popular, heavily trafficked restoom and you just don't have time to go up to the 4th floor. it's okay, we've all been there.
but, for the love of god, must you answer your cell phone when it goes off?!?!?!?!
must you then actually have a conversation? can you not say, "can i call you back in 5-10 minutes, depending?"
i know, you're thinking, "well, maybe it was a very important work call, he had to take it, some people are so busy that they don't even have time to poop."
well, think again. this was a personal call. there was laughter, a joke or two, a discussion of the previous weekend, etc.
(i know this because i'd had three cups of coffe this morning, and i always wash my hands no matter the activity, so i was occupied in the bathroom for a good deal of time).
so, New Rule: no cell phones in the pooper.
okay, so maybe you can't make it that far; maybe last night's chili con carne was a little spicier than it should have been; you're sprinting down the hallway, relief is in sight at the crowded, popular, heavily trafficked restoom and you just don't have time to go up to the 4th floor. it's okay, we've all been there.
but, for the love of god, must you answer your cell phone when it goes off?!?!?!?!
must you then actually have a conversation? can you not say, "can i call you back in 5-10 minutes, depending?"
i know, you're thinking, "well, maybe it was a very important work call, he had to take it, some people are so busy that they don't even have time to poop."
well, think again. this was a personal call. there was laughter, a joke or two, a discussion of the previous weekend, etc.
(i know this because i'd had three cups of coffe this morning, and i always wash my hands no matter the activity, so i was occupied in the bathroom for a good deal of time).
so, New Rule: no cell phones in the pooper.