IO Have you ever

[Angela Harlem]

Put paper through the shredder and then wondered how much sticky tape and time it would take to put it all back together again?



Well?

 

[Angela Harlem]

My dad has an ImpossiPuzzle jigsaw at the moment which consists only of the front grille of an old Bentley or Rolls Royce. I get frustrated just looking at the stupid thing.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Who's bright idea was it to give me my own office?


There is a Pepsi outage here.

Call someone, quick.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Ummm ... I showed up for a meeting a week early.

 

[Angela Harlem]

That's a shit. I almost got ready for work on a Saturday once. Lucky I realised in time and could fall back to my coma.

 

[ABEL]

Put paper through the shredder and then wondered how much sticky tape and time it would take to put it all back together again?



Well?

um no, but one time i accidentally tore up some money that a receipt was wrapped around and had to tape that back together. i'd torn it into little tiny pieces too. i was surprised they still took it

 

[beegee]

sometimes i get my kicks by putting papers with tons of staples through.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

no

 

[Sicy]

:shred:

 

[Angela Harlem]

ja.


god i am unmotivated to work.

 

[ABEL]

There is a Pepsi outage here.

Call someone, quick.

you can have some of my pepsi

 

[beli]

I work with military guys who shred with machine that cuts both vertically and then horizontally, burn the shreddings, vaccuum it up and then blow it back out the vaccum again. Seriously.

 

[tiny dancer]

All the time.

 

[Salome]

the shredder is my home away from home

 

[Popmartijn]

 

[Tomer]

the shredder over where my summerjob was had signs for what not to put in


god it must be good to have one at home

 

[bammo2]

my mum shreds things that don't need shredding. as in anything made of paper

the other day she spent ages and ages writing a letter of complaint to her car breakdown rescue people, then shredded it before she gave it to me to type up. I don't know what she was thinking

it served her right though. for years I've been telling her that she's too shred happy

 

[Tomer]

shredding is like totally fun dude

 

[JessicaAnn]

my mom is obsessed with the shredded. she has one of those inexpensive home models. she always tried to feed too many papers though and ends up jamming it up. seriously she does it every time and gets mad every time it happens. you think she would learn.

 

[Tomer]

nope

 

[Doozer61]

i have a big box of stuff to shred. who wants to do it???

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

so that's like shredding porn and making it into a puzzle, huh?

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

Yes, I have wondered that.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Quit reading my mind, angie.

 

[u2granny]

I once leaned over and caught my ID tag in the shredder. Central Office was not nearly as amused as I.

 

[ylimeU2]

I did this today. I shredded my credit card statement before paying the bill. I had tossed some junk mail on top of it, and in it went. Atleast I think that's where it went.

My mom is shred-happy, too. She finds it fun.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Quit reading my mind, angie.

I love shredding. I'm so glad I'm not alone. I love to rustle the lines of paper as it comes out the other end, seeing if I can pull it out so it's still readable...

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

can't stand the sound... too loud for my ears.

 

[easytiger]

Shredder owns all of you

 

[JessicaAnn]

Speaking of shredding ... we need the claw!