io: Hassel the Hoff...

melon · 07-04-2004, 10:00 PM

Quote:

"Ice-T Producing David Hasselhoff Rap Album

Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills � David Hasselhoff.

Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80�s action television show �Knight Rider� and the worldwide hit �Bay Watch� are working on a rap album.

After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."

"The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.

Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.

Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to �Knight Rider� has been sampled by various rappers over the years.

And here's the first song:

http://www.for-david.com/downloads/pingudance.mp3

Melon

Of course, this is a blatant joke. David Hasselhoff is really not making a rap album, and that song sounds like it was made for a children's album. But still...the thought of him making a rap album is nothing short of hilarious!

BAW · 07-04-2004, 10:54 PM

in the words of Nancy Kerrigan..."WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYY???"

Angela Harlem · 07-04-2004, 11:07 PM

Gosh imagine going as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.

fah · 07-05-2004, 12:50 AM

'No penguins were harmed during the recording of this song or filming of the video'

Mr. BAW · 07-05-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Bono's American Wife
in the words of Nancy Kerrigan..."WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYY???"

You're so funny!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

Headache in a Suitcase · 07-05-2004, 06:28 PM

GARY#2 · 07-05-2004, 06:55 PM

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas Everybody.

~Sir GARY

Triumph · 07-05-2004, 10:57 PM

I wanted to remind everyone of my signature. This thread was a good place for that.

PS - Screw you Hasselhoff.

JessicaAnn · 07-06-2004, 10:00 AM

I'll bet the album will be #1 in Germany because, as Norm MacDonald always says, "Germans love David Hasselhoff."

nbcrusader · 07-06-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Headache in a Suitcase

A duet with GARY COLEMAN!!!!!

Don't tease us!

Pinball Wizard · 07-06-2004, 05:03 PM

Let's not forget the car.

The Kit stays in the picture.

Headache in a Suitcase · 07-06-2004, 05:06 PM

a duet between the hoff and kitt, with gary coleman on backing vocals...

JessicaAnn · 07-06-2004, 05:26 PM

Headache in a Suitcase · 07-06-2004, 05:28 PM

i'm a talkin' 'bout freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom

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BAW The Flower Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The OC....!!!! Posts: 11,095 Local Time: 06:46 AM	in the words of Nancy Kerrigan..."WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYY???" __________________

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fah Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my house with the rest of fahs Posts: 20,147 Local Time: 05:46 AM	'No penguins were harmed during the recording of this song or filming of the video'

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GARY#2 The Fly Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 256 Local Time: 06:46 AM	Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Everybody. ~Sir GARY

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Triumph The Fly Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 37 Local Time: 07:46 AM	I wanted to remind everyone of my signature. This thread was a good place for that. PS - Screw you Hasselhoff.

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JessicaAnn ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Milwaukee, WI (USA) Posts: 11,743 Local Time: 08:46 AM	I'll bet the album will be #1 in Germany because, as Norm MacDonald always says, "Germans love David Hasselhoff."

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Pinball Wizard Refugee Join Date: May 2003 Location: Electric Lady Land Posts: 1,972 Local Time: 07:46 AM	Let's not forget the car. The Kit stays in the picture.

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Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: This forum just ain't what it was pre-2007 but I still post here Posts: 71,257 Local Time: 08:46 AM	a duet between the hoff and kitt, with gary coleman on backing vocals...

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