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Old 07-04-2004, 10:00 PM   #1
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"Ice-T Producing David Hasselhoff Rap Album


Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills David Hasselhoff.

Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80s action television show Knight Rider and the worldwide hit Bay Watch are working on a rap album.

After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."

"The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.

Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.

Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to Knight Rider has been sampled by various rappers over the years.
And here's the first song:

http://www.for-david.com/downloads/pingudance.mp3



Melon

Of course, this is a blatant joke. David Hasselhoff is really not making a rap album, and that song sounds like it was made for a children's album. But still...the thought of him making a rap album is nothing short of hilarious!
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Gosh imagine going as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.
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in the words of Nancy Kerrigan..."WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYY???"

You're so funny!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
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I wanted to remind everyone of my signature. This thread was a good place for that.

PS - Screw you Hasselhoff.
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I'll bet the album will be #1 in Germany because, as Norm MacDonald always says, "Germans love David Hasselhoff."
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A duet with GARY COLEMAN!!!!!


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Let's not forget the car.

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a duet between the hoff and kitt, with gary coleman on backing vocals...
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