IO # first degree chalupa assault

[easytiger]

the title of this article made me

Man Charged With Chalupa Assault

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040608%2F0727280003.htm&sc=1120&floc=NW_4-L2

 

[Bonochick]

We were talking about this at the Ryan board today.

How much would it suck to have your last name be Lame?

 

[zoney!]

I posted this yesterday in your thread here in IO, easytiger.

Go check the last few posts in the "The Internet is officially good for something IN BED."

 

[Bonochick]

I'm glad it's simply buried in another thread and not another thread on it's own because that means no merging is necessary. I'm too lazy to merge right now.

 

[zoney!]

I can find it!

 

[Bonochick]

I suppose with the time I'm taking to reply though, it could have been spent merging. Merging isn't necessary though.

 

[Bonochick]

Drums.

 

[zoney!]

we can merge...but, we would also have to edit all our posts to have them say

In bed

 

[Bonochick]

Sometimes, merging excites me.

In bed.

 

[Bonochick]

I love you, Jeff.

I'm not saying "in bed" though. I don't need to get slapped.

 

[zoney!]

I talked to B.C. last night
IN BED

 

[Bonochick]

Were you really in bed?

I was driving Dad's car...which has been made out in several times that Dad is not aware of.

 

[zoney!]

so, you make out with your dad in his car, and he doesn't know it?

I guess that is alright.

Do you make out with him...

in bed?

 

[Bonochick]

I didn't say that my dad was involved in the making out, you sick puppy!

 

[zoney!]

while I was talking to BC, her dad was....

In bed

 

[Bonochick]

That's true.