IO Corn on the cob

[Doozer61]

interesting....

 

[ABEL]

Yes, corn is the most exciting of vegetables. Followed closely by cucumbers and zucchinis.

in bed

 

[fah]

I'm hungry

 

[Salome]

better 1 corn on the cob then a cob in your corn

 

[JessicaAnn]

So my sister's boyfriend comes over to our house for a cookout. He's from Indiana and he's from that part of Indiana where people kind of have a slight Southern accent.

Anyway he hands me a bag saying, "Here, I bought some porn."

Excuse me? (or as Saddam would say DUDE DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF)

Porn?

I look in the bag ... it was corn.

[/end of story]

 

[Doozer61]

i can see where you would get confused...

i haven't rented corn in a long time!

 

[JessicaAnn]

There's nothing I like better than some good kernel on kernel corn ... with lots of butter

 

[Doozer61]

kernel corn or Colonel Porn???

 

[fah]

 

[Tomer]

if typewriters could eat, would it be corn?

they would eat octopusses, for the ink!

 

[DrTeeth]

So my sister's boyfriend comes over to our house for a cookout. He's from Indiana and he's from that part of Indiana where people kind of have a slight Southern accent.

Anyway he hands me a bag saying, "Here, I bought some porn."

Excuse me? (or as Saddam would say DUDE DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF)

Porn?

I look in the bag ... it was corn.

[/end of story]

How disappointing is that??

 

[Screaming Flower]

my grandma is from the area of indiana where the pronounce corn as carn. no porn though.

 

[Doozer61]

would it be PARN then???

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[zoney!]

and I ain't talkin' South Bend!!!!!

my grandma is from the area of indiana where the pronounce corn as carn. no porn though.

Thank GOD you are part Canadian - it sorta rules out the "Indiana" in you.

 

[Doozer61]

i am taking caron out for dinner and a movie tonight. maybe we'll just go to the video store and rent some corn.