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Here's the best one, I ever got. It was so good I kept it:

Subject: i have never seen a tiny pe--nis like urs

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Thicken ur DICCKY and make it much fuller & harder


Here is what you can expect from taking ******

WEEK 1-3: Your DICCKY will experience greater and longer lasting
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more thickness
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healthier

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I got an email about increasing my manhood, and I wrote an email to my mom about it. I told her I thought my manhood was big enough already and asked her what she thought.

She didn't reply. :mad:
 
Subject: beware pee

They are freed from the limits of their body, their personality, the very physical laws that order the world. Or even more importantly will you finally work up the courage to ask Jenny Otyugh to the prom?
He had the ability to see many worlds through different spans of time and many different forms. Features young punks versus demons and card based resolution system. A simple dice-less system is used to determine which of the Fates maneuvers the journey of the Storyteller in his attempts to reach his goal. You sir, are a charlatan.
Purely for roleplaying purposes. That's pretty much all you need to know, right?
Build your powers and then watch your conscience. The catch: The hunter themselves may be karbons that have infiltrated the ranks of the program. We have seen that this chronicle was written just days before his death, for what reason, only the Great Brother knows.
We have seen that this chronicle was written just days before his death, for what reason, only the Great Brother knows. This game is worth checking out, if only because it breaks free of a number of the typical assumptions other rpgs make. How far would you go to get it . They are freed from the limits of their body, their personality, the very physical laws that order the world.
Players take the role of Saints, humans chosen by God to fight against the demonic forces known as Sinners. Purely for roleplaying purposes. There are those who have been cursed by a glimpse into that cold order and they have been broken by it-their knowledge expels them from the Law's order. Our Great Brother Nemlar is not with us any more, he has passed beyond our sight in worlds higher than this one.
Features young punks versus demons and card based resolution system.
now you can have it all.
These girls are friends, but they sure do like to talk smack on each other.
He has seen this world in it s many past forms and was the only one who knew the reasons behind this current form called Gennisia. Become a Marine and explore how you can cope with everything Vietnam has to throw at you: especially your fellow soldiers.
Open Questions is played by going round the players in a circle.
Our Great Brother Nemlar is not with us any more, he has passed beyond our sight in worlds higher than this one. It's accompanied by a "reader," a hardcopy reference guide with info and clarifications, and the setting.
He has seen this world in it s many past forms and was the only one who knew the reasons behind this current form called Gennisia.

:drool:
 
meegannie said:
Subject: beware pee

They are freed from the limits of their body, their personality, the very physical laws that order the world. Or even more importantly will you finally work up the courage to ask Jenny Otyugh to the prom?.....

:drool:

See, I'm confused. Do people sit there and actually type this out? Why? I mean, it's almost artistic in it's own right, but why would you sit there and type this nonsense just to send to people as spam?
 
a letter from an actual princess!!!!!1

Hello,

Compliments of the season.It's indeed my pleasure to write to you this
letter,which i believed will be a suprise to you,as we are both
complete
strangers.

Well,i am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the
wish
of God for you to help me,God Almighty will bless and reward you
aboundantly
and you would never regret knowing me.As it may interest you to know,I
got
your e-mail address during my Internet search for this assistance.I am
a
female student from University Of Burkina Faso,here in Ouagadougou.

My name is Albertin,and i am 26 years old.I am an adopted daughter of
KING
THOMAS KADIOGO DE SECOND here in Burkina Faso.According to what my
father
told me,he said that him and his wife went to an Orphange home and
adopted
me when i was 2 years old because they were childless for good 20 years
after their marriage.My family and I are true Christians and worship
God
truthfully.It was because of this that lead to my parent's
assassination.They were killed by unknown assassins believed to be sent
by
his only brother.His brother is wicked moslem and hate us because we
are
christians.He also killed my parents because he want to take over my
father's position.

My father's Kingship was titled to him for over Twenty years ago before
his
death on 25th of September last month.I was a princess to him and I am
the
only person who can take care of his wealth now his is dead.Before his
death,He left the sum of US$2.5M (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand
United
States Dollars) here in Bank Of African (BOA).This money was annually
paid
into my late father's account from Shell petroleum development
company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the
compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.

I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in
abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to
my
father and our family, which they were planning to do without my
consent
because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.Now,I
urgently
need your humble assistance to move this money out of the bank to your
account in your country,that is why I felt happy when I saw your e-mail
address because I strongly believed that by the grace of God,you will
help
me invest this money wisely.

I decided to compensate you with 20% of the total amount for your
assistance
on this transaction and another 5% interest of annual income after,for
handling this transaction for me,which you will strongly have absolute
control over it.So,if you can handle this project sincerely and also
willing
to assist me in whatever upfront expenses that may be involved,kindly
reach
me immediately with these requirements below:
-----------------------
Your Full Name:
Age:
Sex:
Residential Address:
Current Occupation:
Private Phone and fax number:
Private e-mail address:
Name of your Bank:
Bank Address:
Bank Account No.:
Swift Code:
Bank Phone/fax No.:

I have been hidden in the house of a widow dear Burkina Faso Border
because
the assassins that killed my parents called me and sworn that they will
kill
me also if they catch me.Once the total money arrived in your account,i
will
move to Togo our nearest country and make a trip down to your
country.And
because of this reasons and for my safety too,all communications should
be
by email cuz am with my lap top computer here in my hide out.

Upon reciept of these infos above,i will forward it to the bank for the
transfer of the total money into your account.Please,you should
maintain top
secret untill the fund hits your account successfully cuz I don't want
my
father's kindred to know about this.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

I am waiting urgently for your reply.

Regard,
Princess Albertin Kadiogo.
 
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