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Old 09-07-2005, 06:16 PM   #1
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IO ants in my pants!!

At first I thought is was a case of the ol' crabs acting up again

but upon closer inspection...SURE ENOUGH!! I literally had ants in my pants.


my first thought was to beat them all sensless, but I reconsidered. Not that there's valuable property down there (I'm actually thinking of donating the whole package to some poor guy who became an Eunuch on a drunken dare and now wants to kill himself)

where was I?

oh yeah.
Not because of that.
just because I hate having bruises on my mid-section, it's soooo not classy

so anyway. I poured milk down there and it didn't work, but it felt nice.

and then I smoked them out and that worked fine enough

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Old 09-07-2005, 07:31 PM   #2
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Re: IO ants in my pants!!

Originally posted by Basstrap

so anyway. I poured milk down there and it didn't work, but it felt nice.

so this WAS a picture of you, i knew it!

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Re: IO ants in my pants!!

Originally posted by Basstrap
upon closer inspection
NOT a pretty picture.

and the milk didn't work because you used a glass down there, bassy.

and because i've never heard of the ant-repelling properties of milk.
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:27 PM   #5
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