Basstrap
ONE love, blood, life
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At first I thought is was a case of the ol' crabs acting up again
but upon closer inspection...SURE ENOUGH!! I literally had ants in my pants.
RED ANTS
my first thought was to beat them all sensless, but I reconsidered. Not that there's valuable property down there (I'm actually thinking of donating the whole package to some poor guy who became an Eunuch on a drunken dare and now wants to kill himself)
where was I?
oh yeah.
Not because of that.
just because I hate having bruises on my mid-section, it's soooo not classy
so anyway. I poured milk down there and it didn't work, but it felt nice.
and then I smoked them out and that worked fine enough
but upon closer inspection...SURE ENOUGH!! I literally had ants in my pants.
RED ANTS
my first thought was to beat them all sensless, but I reconsidered. Not that there's valuable property down there (I'm actually thinking of donating the whole package to some poor guy who became an Eunuch on a drunken dare and now wants to kill himself)
where was I?
oh yeah.
Not because of that.
just because I hate having bruises on my mid-section, it's soooo not classy
so anyway. I poured milk down there and it didn't work, but it felt nice.
and then I smoked them out and that worked fine enough