IO: all your cosmos are in a public toilet

[Angela Harlem]

charitydancewme: jeff is an attention whore
angieharlem: jeff is a whore

 

[Angela Harlem]

angieharlem: he smells like urine
charitydancewme: jeff wets the bed

 

[beegee]

charitydancewme: jeff took the quiz on page 174.

 

[Angela Harlem]

charitydancewme: disclaimer : jeff i love you
angieharlem: disclaimer: jeff wears bras

 

[beegee]

charitydancewme: im going to make it my lifes work to hunt and torture jeff
angieharlem: yes
charitydancewme: im going to need a rifle and a red checked flannel shirt and some cold chicken.

 

[Angela Harlem]

angieharlem: he smells like urine
charitydancewme: jeff wets the bed
angieharlem: jeff masturbates
charitydancewme: jeff reads cosmo
angieharlem: jeff masturbates to cosmo
angieharlem: and smells like urine
charitydancewme: HAHA
angieharlem: im terrible
angieharlem: jeff reads BRW
charitydancewme: this is great stuff..he'd bust a gut if he saw this
angieharlem: and thinks he understands it
angieharlem: good!
angieharlem: because i dont like him anyway

 

[Angela Harlem]

charitydancewme: jeff is too shy to ask the phamacist to unlock the case of condoms.
angieharlem: do they lock up the extra small?
charitydancewme: so he uses the machines in public toilets.
charitydancewme: and his money gets stuck inside
angieharlem: i bet he purchses them before using the cubicle so bystanders get the wrong idea

 

[beegee]

charitydancewme: he's like the guy who says he has to work early and leaves but then you call his house and he picks up the phone.
angieharlem: he smells like urine

 

[Angela Harlem]

charitydancewme: do you realize, angela, that jeff has not signed out of this convo?
angieharlem: with a cosmo tucked under his arm
charitydancewme: hahaha
angieharlem: yes!
angieharlem: i am hoping he wets his pants when he comes back and reads this

 

[beegee]

charitydancewme: jeff buys his girlfriend tampons when she whines about it
angieharlem: he buys them even when she doesnt ask him to

 

[Angela Harlem]

angieharlem: let us pray for him
charitydancewme: dear god, help jeff. amen.
angieharlem: dear god, keep cosmo in print, for jeff. amen
charitydancewme: hahaha..now THIS should have been an io thread.
angieharlem: hmmmmm
angieharlem: would he get mad if we pasted it into a thread?
charitydancewme: that would REALLY make him happeeee

 

[beegee]

angieharlem: let us pray for him
charitydancewme: dear god, help jeff. amen.
angieharlem: dear god, keep cosmo in print, for jeff. amen

 

[beegee]

angieharlem: dear jeff, please ask god for everlasting io and cosmo amen
angieharlem: jeff is my page 3 girl
angieharlem: heart
charitydancewme: jeff writes letters to the editor, they say..
charitydancewme: dear editor
charitydancewme: please consider changing mag name to ciosmio
angieharlem: hahahahahaha

 

[Angela Harlem]

charitydancewme: im going to make it my lifes work to hunt and torture jeff
angieharlem: yes
charitydancewme: im going to need a rifle and a red checked flannel shirt and some cold chicken.
angieharlem: you will need a ute too
charitydancewme: two utes.
angieharlem: yes
angieharlem: confederate flags?
charitydancewme: a tattoo that says NRA-USA
angieharlem: nice
charitydancewme: chewing tobacco
angieharlem: a nice big black smeary one with ex boyfriend's names poorly erased over
angieharlem: stetson or similar
angieharlem: a mongrel dog
angieharlem: named 'duke'
charitydancewme: ill fitting wrangler jeans and a truck
angieharlem: yep
charitydancewme: jeff sucks
angieharlem: jeff is a woman
charitydancewme: he's probably off eating a sandwhich somewhere, nodding his head slightly up and down to the piped in muzak and thinking how lovely it would be if i would only let him kiss me.
angieharlem: whjo reads cosmo in public toilets

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[Salome]

well
my self esteem has increased a few points

so it could have been worse

 

[zoney!]

Yahoo! morning coffee - damn aeroplanes

 

[TripThruUreWires]

charitydancewme: he's like the guy who says he has to work early and leaves but then you call his house and he picks up the phone.
angieharlem: he smells like urine

i particularly enjoyed how everything came full circle in this excerpt! way to bring us back to the heart of the issue ms. harlem!!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[beegee]

and still i laugh my ass off

you see, angieofharlem who is dreaming in the land of tir na nog?

i told you!!

chariteeebeegeeee knows jeff!!

 

[Screaming Flower]