I'm Officially a Refugee........

[Basstrap]

I'm now in the acceptance mode
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accepting that you're a loser!!
bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[Bonochick]

681. Two words..."racin' stripes"...if you don't know...good for you.
682. He decorates his car with Christmas lights.
683. His bicycle has runnin' boards.
684. He wears a stocking cap that is over 4 feet long...yes, with a pompom on the end, of course!
685. He still thinks that shadow puppets are the epitome of cool.
686. He sneaks into the girls' bathroom to write his number on the stalls.
687. He drinks out of the toilet.
688. He likes to push his dog around in a stroller.
689. He likes to make wreaths of flowers and wear them on his head like a crown ("I'm a pretty princess!").
690. He puts on suntan lotion before going to bed.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm now in the acceptance mode
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accepting that you're a loser!!
bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Awwwwwwww.....I think SOMEBODY is upset because he's about to lose a bet that was his idea in the very near future!!!!!







*goes off to think of a new sig and avatar for Bassy while I work on the list*

 

[Bonochick]

691. One beer, and he's out for the night.
692. His soapdish is covered with cobwebs.
693. He gets weekly pedicures.
694. He has a strobe light in his bathroom.
695. He hopes to one day have his own infomercial.
696. He wrote a screenplay about a lollipop who got lost at the supermarkert.
697. He wants to invent a device that untoasts bread and call it a "breader".
698. He sleeps with his baby blanket.
699. He stretched out his left earlobe.
700. He likes to blindfold himself and cover his body in whipped cream while he's wearing a red polo shirt and tight black jeans.

 

[Bonochick]

701. When asked what he'd do for a Klondike Bar, he replied, "You".
702. He said he'd donate plasma, but he has no way to go to the sun to get any.
703. Comic strips make his head hurt.
704. He thinks the Kama Sutra is the stuff next to the mandarin chicken at the Chinese buffet.
705. He crimps his back hair.
706. He never wins at Solitaire cuz he never knows where to put the Jokers.
707. He enjoys rubbin' the cheese dust from cheese puffs up and down his arms.
708. He often thinks about what a good name cream cheese is, since it is cheese that is creamy ("People are so clever...I hope I'm that smart someday!").
709. He brought an unusual dish to pass at the potluck dinner (they don't call it a POTluck because of...er...well, I guess you figured it out, right? No? Uh....).
710. He claims that they call him "the human internet" (what the hell does that mean??).

 

[Bonochick]

711. He poured Coke in his gas tank, citin' that his car would probably perk up with some caffeine ("It works for me!").
712. He tried to fax himself to Halifax ("the faxing capital of the world!!!!!").
713. He likes to play in his sandbox...and eat the sand.
714. He likes to play with "hickey sticks" (what the hell are those, Kirk?!).
715. He thinks multiplication tables are when a man table and a woman table get together, and..........
716. He makes Bon Jovi collages as gifts for his friends.
717. His parents refer to him as "The Accident".
718. His pants have studs on them.
719. He stuffed a beanbag chair with baked beans ("those little styrofoam balls aren't beans!").
720. He sells black market N'Sync merchandise to 13 year olds.

 

[Bonochick]

721. He tried to turn a minivan into a race car.
722. He puts fudge on his tacos.
723. He likes to moonwalk.
724. When he walks into class, he screams, "Are you ready to LEARN?!?!".
725. He started a petition to have public drinking fountains dispense vodka instead of water.
726. He thinks there are goblins livin' in his clothes hamper.
727. He wonders why nobody has created pork-flavoured candy.
728. He has Spiderman underoos.
729. When he thinks, he scrunches up his face.
730. He likes to speak in third person.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

OMC


I'm not worthy, I'm not worth. But Basscrap IS!!!


Anyone want to start a betting pool to see when BC finishes her incredible feat?



To tell you the truth, the thread title threw me off, ... I had no idea how good this thread was until I saw the rating.

 

[Angela Harlem]

BC sweetie, honestly have you recently started recreational drug use?

 

[Ali Rose]

730. He likes to speak in third person.

Tiffany speaks in third person all the time.....

: smiley shaking its fist:

 

[Basstrap]

BC is a cheater...that's all I gotta say

 

[Bonochick]

BC sweetie, honestly have you recently started recreational drug use?

No...but many people have been tellin' me I should!! Wow, that would be a trip...ME on drugs!!!!

Originally posted by an asstrap who is going to lose a bet in the near future
BC is a cheater...that's all I gotta say

Kirk is just upset that I'm going to win this bet. That's all I've got to say.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

i wonder what the Edge will think about #718.

 

[Bonochick]

i wonder what the Edge will think about #718.

See...the difference is...Edge can pull it off. However, asstrap just looks lame.

I'll be addin' more to the list later...I really shouldn't even be online now...I've gotta go do some cleanin' soon!

 

[Bonochick]

731. To this day, one of his proudest accomplishments is holding the high score for Pong for 2 weeks.
732. Sex scenes in movies make him blush.
733. He picks up dates in his tractor.
734. He has a motorcycle with a sidecar (for his "little buddy!").
735. He sleeps in a football helment.
736. He likes trying to call random numbers collect.
737. He egged his own house.
738. He loves the smell of cap guns after they've been fired off.
739. He thinks macaroni and cheese makes a good pie filling.
740. He often confuses shaving cream and whipped cream.

 

[Bonochick]

741. He really enjoys lookin' at pics of the Red Hot Chili Peppers when they are just wearin' tube socks.
742. He tried to rig a bungee jump from the edge of his bathtub.
743. He tried to tape himself to the ceiling.
744. He put lockers in the bathroom for that "gym class feeling".
745. He tried to pierce his nipples with a bottle opener.
746. When he actually does go to the dentist, the dentist has to use a ginormous scrub brush on him to get down to the enamel ("I know you must have teeth here SOMEWHERE!").
747. He likes to "sashay" as he walks ("If you've got it, flaunt it, girlfriend!").
748. He used to play drums in a Hanson cover band.
749. He tries to mail Trix to the Trix rabbit because he feels sorry for him.
750. He wipes his nose on his sleeve...and other people's sleeves...

 

[Bonochick]

751. He got his arm stuck in a vending machine for 5 hours ("I just wanted some Fritos!").
752. He often snaps his fingers and bops his shoulders at the ends of his sentences.
753. His legs are scaly.
754. He feels sorry for fish because they have no feet.
755. He can't tell time...not even with a digital watch...
756. He likes to wear an eyepatch.
757. He refuses to wear leather because he doesn't feel it's right to kill birds for fashion purposes.
758. He wants to have a food named after him ("Sloppy Joes...why not Sloppy Kirks?? It's not fair!").
759. He spits when he talks.
760. The bubbles in pop scare him ("They have a mind of their own! They are out of control!" ).

 

[Laura M]

 

[nbcrusader]

This thread's name should be changed from "I'm Officially a Refugee" to "I Officially need Asylum"

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Girl....uh, you trying to tell me we should hang out more often?

 

[cell]

243. He tried to reenact Elevation Bono during "The Fly" by smashing his body up against the TV screen...except it was just a 15" TV...so he knocked it off the table, and it broke.

i was laughing so hard when i read that i was in tears. thats too funny

 

[Bonochick]

761. He made a suit out of bubblewrap.
762. He likes to take the labels off of cans so that there will be a surprise everynight at dinner ("It's like openin' a Christmas present...what will it be, what will it be?!").
763. Rub-on tattoos make him feel bad ass.
764. He keeps mashed potatoes in his dresser drawers.
765. He garnishes his body with parsley.
766. He makes love to the camera...literally...
767. He likes to hang around used car lots and pretend he's a salesman.
768. He carries a slingshot in his pocket (yeah, that's cool if you're like 5..........).
769. He refers to triplets as "1.5 twins".
770. He names the lightbulbs in his house...and cries everytime one burns out ("It's like a death in the family!").

 

[Bonochick]

771. He gets drunk on the wine at church.
772. He likes to wear a beauty pageant sash and a tiara when he goes to the library (he saves the sequined gown and heels for trips to the laundromat).
773. He plays connect the dots with the zits on his face.
774. His breath was responsible for the deaths of 11 people last year.
775. On hot summer days, he enjoys poppin' tar bubbles on the highway.
776. He likes to throw sticks of butter around the house, screaming, "Butterfly, BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!".
777. When slot machines start spittin' out money, he puts up an "Out Of Order" sign and moves to the next machine ("I'm just tryin' to do my part...I don't want them gettin' screwed over, ya know?").
778. No matter how many of them he eats, he always forgets that peaches have pits ("OWWWWWW....my toof, my toof!!!!! I think I broke it!").
779. He dips his toes in ranch sauce.
780. He carries a Rainbow Brite doll around because "it makes me feel safe".

 

[Bonochick]

781. He wears slips.
782. He eats out of dog bowls.
783. He used to be a (horrible) Elvis impersonator (he's a hunka hunka burnin' crap).
784. He's broken his legs 5 times trying to reenact the bicycle scene from E.T. ("I think havin' the alien in my basket was just weighin' me down too much...").
785. He likes to stay at hotels for the free shower caps.
786. He likes to play invisible marbles ("I am so damn good...I get 'em in the pot everytime!").
787. His gold jewelry turns his skin green ("That means it's from Greenland! How rare!").
788. When asked about the type of engagement ring he'd buy for a woman, he said he'll be optin' for onion rings ("I know what women REALLY want!").
789. He didn't realize that when the dentist said "rinse and spit", he was supposed to rinse out his mouth.
790. Fingerpainting really stimulates his mind.

 

[Bonochick]

791. He caused a traffic jam by sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a highway. When confronted by police as to why he didn't move, he said, "I lost my oars and didn't know how to swim."
792. He got sucked through the filter of his pool.
793. An animal's egg sac was found under his tongue.
794. He's gotten a black eye from his yo-yo 8 times ("I'm never gonna get that one trick down!").
795. He thinks "the land down under" is Maine.
796. He doesn't understand how the United States can be called such because "Hawaii and Alaska aren't even touching!".
797. His idea of makin' a cake is smashing a bunch of snack cakes together.
798. He pees in the kitchen sink.
799. He likes to wear tableclothes, claiming it's "a bold fashion statement".
800. He's afraid of wheatgerm ("Germs are bad!").

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

200 to GO!

 

[Bonochick]

801. He blew up half his kitchen in a science experiment.
802. He buys trophies for himself.
803. He tries to feed bananas to his sea monkeys.
804. He always wears cleats.
805. He likes to pour M&M's down his pants and do his "Happy Candy Dance".
806. He likes to wear snowshoes when he swims.
807. He owns clown shoes.
808. He eats ping pong balls ("They're such a light and airy snack!").
809. After he was born, his mom asked if she could have a refund.
810. He makes friendship bracelets...but he has no friends (unless you count those people he pays to hang out with him).

 

[Bonochick]

811. After he found out what hotdogs were made out of, it made him like them even more.
812. He mousses his stomach hair.
813. He concluded that the Spice Girl he can most relate to is "Posh Spice".
814. He bought some glasses to make him look smarter...however...they are those ginormous novelty ones twice as big as his head. The sad part is, they DO make him look smarter!
815. He wears a beanie with a propeller.
816. He has to grease his knees to keep 'em from creakin'.
817. He tried to get on "The Newlywed Game" and threatened to sue for discrimination when they said only newlywed couples were allowed ("What's this world coming to?").
818. He's bought some of that spray hair in a can.
819. He likes playing Naked Twister with rabbits.
820. He thought Playboy was a magazine for male toy collectors.

 

[u2er]

@ this thread..
you never fail to amaze me, bc

 

[Bonochick]

821. He walks around on the beach, flexing his "muscles", askin' anybody if they've seen his Olympic swimming medal that he accidentally misplaced.
822. He once sewed his left nostril shut "just to see what it's like".
823. He tends to slip in his own drool.
824. He's a closet PLEBA lurker...he changes his mode to Invisible when he goes there...he mainly looks for pics of Edge without a beanie.
825. He tries to put his shoes on backwards.
826. He calls his teachers "chief".
827. He likes to spill things on himself to see how absorbent his clothes are.
828. He tried to shoot off fireworks in his bedrooms.
829. He called the police to report that his snow collection he'd brought into his room "mysteriously vanished without a trace...all that's left is some water!!!!".
830. He likes to yodel.