I officially filled the house with smoke. So?

[martha]

So I should have taken the foil with the burning pepperoni out of the oven before I turned it on again.

I didn't.


So sue me.

 

[one4u2]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Way to go!

 

[ABEL]

 

[Mr. BAW]

I hear a siren in the distance...is that for you???

 

[martha]

The husband with this face is for me.

 

[nbcrusader]

Mmmmm Crispy...

 

[ribbons&bows]

I thought I could trust you w/ an oven

 

[fah]

~passed fire extinguisher to martha~

 

[liamcool]

*Runs in in fireman outfit*

*dances to the YMCA*

*gets booed out of the building*

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

*Runs in in fireman outfit*

*dances to the YMCA*

*gets booed out of the building*

:laughs:

:grabs spork:

i have a new cooking thread idea: liam's brains

 

[beli]

Or you could turn the vent on, open the windows, and burn the pepperoni to your hearts content.

as long as you don't breath....

 

[JessicaAnn]

burnt meats

 

[Mr. BAW]

*Runs in in fireman outfit*

Martha cries out for more hose.....

 

[Laura M]

:laughs:

:grabs spork:

i have a new cooking thread idea: liam's brains

what will the brains be cooked with?

 

[fah]

Martha cries out for more hose.....

 

[cell]

*Runs in in fireman outfit*

*dances to the YMCA*

*gets booed out of the building*

 

[martha]

Martha cries out for more hose.....

Sometimes...

 

[martha]

what will the brains be cooked with?

burnt pepperoni and crispy black olives

 

[BAW]

The husband with this face is for me.

I know that face well...I saw it frequently after I spilled an uncooked pumpkin pie in the bottom of the oven and set off the smoke alarm on a monthly basis until it all burned away

 

[verte76]

Yesterday morning I was cooking oatmeal for breakfast and I accidentally dumped some oats onto the eye. It made a hell of a stench.

 

[martha]

onto the eye

The eye of the storm?

The eye of the beholder?

The eye of Texas?

I and I?

 

[martha]

set off the smoke alarm on a monthly basis until it all burned away

See, the good thing is that our smoke detector has been unplugged for months. So it didn't go off.




That is a good thing. Right?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

what will the brains be cooked with?

mayhaps i will use the brains to make some chili con carne

i need some more newbie's brains because i like to have a mixture of brains so you can't pick one specific brain out and say "oh you made the chili with so-and-so's brains, yummy."

 

[liamcool]

You can cook my brains with treasure.

*OMFG*

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

mayhaps i will make treasure chili with your brains

 

[liamcool]

I'd like that.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]