I:O I whip my ass with.... drum roll please

[Mullen4Prez]

I:O I whipe my ass with.... drum roll please

I bet you want to be like me......

 

[beegee]

i wipe my ass with this thread

 

[Sevikins]

!

 

[Doozer61]

i wipe my ass with this thread

i'd give you my 67 million dollar lotto ticket to see that!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

you whip your ass eh? that's kinda kinky, i think?

 

[Angela Harlem]

That is so kitsch, I can only hope you are joking.

 

[Bonochick]

i wipe my ass with this thread

Second thread in a row where someone beat me to the reply I wanted.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Mullen4Prez]

I mi asno con.... el rodillo del tambor por favor

 

[myusernamehere]

Did you know that toilet paper with dyes and scent additives will give you butt problems later on in life?

 

[Mullen4Prez]

I don't want a rating please get rid of it!!!!

 

[Angela Harlem]

suck it up, kiwi boy!

 

[Mullen4Prez]

I warned you about that. My tribe are coming for you blue crack boy!

 

[Angela Harlem]

your tribe ride the sheep's back? careful, i'll call you a flaming skip next!

 

[Mullen4Prez]

Bring it on bitch!

 

[Angela Harlem]

kiwi.

 

[Mullen4Prez]

Ok thats it I'm gonna get you...... REDRUM

 

[Angela Harlem]

tell me when to panic

 

[Mullen4Prez]

Thats it one more step and you've crossed the line mista!

 

[Angela Harlem]

i think im going to hide under my doona. nothing can get to me from the safety of my bed! it's been protecting me against evil things like monsters, ghosts, kiwis, boogeymen, and giant spiders for years!

 

[Doozer61]

did you say in bed?

 

[Mullen4Prez]

i think im going to hide under my doona. nothing can get to me from the safety of my bed! it's been protecting me against evil things like monsters, ghosts, kiwis, boogeymen, and giant spiders for years!

It won't protect you from those dust mites.