I/O... Bert Molested Michael Jackson.

[starsgoblue]

http://s22. .com/d.aspx?id=2C3J662SP646I3PT48PMZ9WI1J

 

[EPandAmerica]

*dies from laughing too hard*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I love evil Bert. I used to have that mug shot of him taped to my monitor at my last job. My manager and coworkers loved it and laughed at it everytime they saw it. That photo helped me when I was dealing with a tough situation at work.

 

[Mr. BAW]

it's all so much clearer now...

FOX News and everyone else just reported that Michael used McCaully C. as a joystick!

Had him propped on his lap, rubbing his bottom with his right hand, Michael's left hand down McCaulley's pants....oesntgetanybetterforMJ:

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[starsgoblue]

I'm scared.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Re: Re: I/O... Bert Molested Michael Jackson.

FOX News and everyone else just reported that Michael used McCaully C. as a joystick!

Had him propped on his lap, rubbing his bottom with his right hand, Michael's left hand down McCaulley's pants....oesntgetanybetterforMJ:

 

[Night & Day]

Bad to the bone

LMAO!


Is nothing sacred or innocent anymore??
Next youll be telling me Mr. Rogers was a high priest in the church of satan that sacraficed babies and kittens.

I so love Cookie Monster and Mr. Rogers.


Yo, Ernie, dont be a bogart...pass the duchie,er i mean duckie.

 

[BAW]

Is nothing sacred or innocent anymore??
Next youll be telling me Mr. Rogers was a high priest in the church of satan that sacraficed babies and kittens.

Well, he tried to keep it a secret, but yes, he actually was

 

[Doozer61]

 

[nbcrusader]

Is nothing sacred or innocent anymore??
Next youll be telling me Mr. Rogers was a high priest in the church of satan that sacraficed babies and kittens.

Why do you think he kept changing his clothes????

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

that michael jackson picture reminds me of when they did the episode about him on south park!

 

[kellyahern]

However, my favorite track is "Me Lost Me Cookie At The Disco".

Wasn't there a website devoted to Evil Bert?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Wasn't there a website devoted to Evil Bert?

yes and if I remember correctly it was closed down because of Osama bin Laden. Apparently there was a picture of supporters of Osama holding up a poster that had Evil Bert in the picture that made it to the presses. Seriously. The Sesame Street people did not take that too kindly and went after the bert is evil.com guy.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,47450,00.html

Anyway apparently there is a new site:

http://www.bertisevil.tv

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

yes and if I remember correctly it was closed down because of Osama bin Laden. Apparently there was a picture of supporters of Osama holding up a poster that had Evil Bert in the picture that made it to the presses. Seriously. The Sesame Street people did not take that too kindly and went after the bert is evil.com guy.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,47450,00.html

Anyway apparently there is a new site:

http://www.bertisevil.tv

original picture... on the web looooong before 9/11. a girl that lived across the hall from my my freshman year in college's last name was "burt" so we used to make fun of her and say "hey bert" like earnie did all time. i printed this picture out and pinned it to her door one time. this was in like '98. on a side note, she also had enormous knockers.

ap wire photo, undoctored...

 

[Bonochick]

me lost me cookie at the discooooo... ooooh ooooh
me want it back

Me want it back!
Me want it back again!

Where's my cookie?
Help me find my cookie...

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PLEASE!

 

[youtooellen]

it's all so much clearer now...

I think I'm going to have nightmares now.
cause when I was little I was very scared of muppets..

and now to think that they're life-size and interacting with people..

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Me want it back!
Me want it back again!

Where's my cookie?
Help me find my cookie...

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PLEASE!

is that a metaphor?

 

[fah]

How could I have missed this thread

5 Stars

 

[Numb1075]

Joke from Jon Stewart: Michael Jackson wouldn't be having all of this back pain if he would fondle taller people.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[WalkOn21]

Now for what reason did you bump this thread?