Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville.. and I need Goo

[Johnny Knoxville]

Someone is holding Mmm... Free Goo and her poutine hostage!

So I need a volunteer to stick their face in a poutine flavored pile of cow dung with your butt is stapled, while I run around in a diaper chasing Bam with a shopping cart ... naked. We must complete this task to get Goo back!




Any takers??

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Johnny Knoxville]

Hey there! Are you game? Do you want to sit on my face while I fart? Come on! Be adventurous!






god I'm hot.

 

[melon]

I saved you the trouble. While the hostage taker wasn't looking, I stole the goo. Mmm...Free Goo was then subsequently shot six times in the head and is now dead. Goo can never post again.

But now you can knock yourself out.

Melon

 

[Johnny Knoxville]

No!!! Please say it isnt so!! I'm the great pooganis and I must have the Goo

 

[Sicy]

Goo this

 

[myusernamehere]

Hey Johnny, is it true you are cause of all of Nick and Jessica's marriage troubles?

 

[pax]

not official

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Doozer61]

not official

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i don't like you people anymore

 

[Doozer61]

headache, you said that last week in the other thread.

 

[Johnny Knoxville]

Hey Johnny, is it true you are cause of all of Nick and Jessica's marriage troubles?

Jessica is ma biatch! She likes to do nasty things.. just like me

 

[Johnny Knoxville]

not official

Oh snap! my bad.. can I make it up to you ?? I have an official cow branding tattoo on my ass!? Does that count

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*smacks Johnny's ass with spatula covered in poutine

 

[Johnny Knoxville]

Ohh ya baby.. you know I love pain ... smack me harder!!

 

[Bonochick]

Bam

Bam

 

[JessicaAnn]

*smacks Johnny's ass with spatula covered in poutine

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

why is my head in a bucket of shit again

 

[JessicaAnn]

Headache in a Poutine

 

[easytiger]

why is my head in a bucket of shit again

isn't your head always in a bucket of shit?

 

[BAW]

When I'm in Canada next week, I'm going to order a bowl of poutine and if it doesn't look exactly like this:

with a side of headache and his X-ey eyes, I'm sending it back, eh.

 

[Mmm... Free Goo]

Hello friends and Johnny

Can't talk long!!! I scored a gig teaching Home Ec in the local correctional facility and net access is a touch spotty here! Guess what we're going to be learning to make when I do the cooking unit?!

 

[Johnny Knoxville]

Goo baby!!! Hot damn I'm glad to see you

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Doozer61]

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

 

[myusernamehere]

Jessica is ma biatch! She likes to do nasty things.. just like me

What about Nick? Does he like nasty things too

 

[Johnny Knoxville]

 

[myusernamehere]

thats hot