you will die 7 days after seeing U23D

[No spoken words]

how bout this?

That works.

 

[Lancemc]

I nearly died 7 minutes after seeing Shoot 'Em Up. Luckily someone pulled me down before I could jump.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

That works.

I aim to please...

 

[innominata8]

Are there any doctors who could answer? Please help. I was planning on taking my wife, but we couldn't both die because of the new born. I would probably have to go alone if this were true. [/B][/QUOTE]

lol... i'll give up my medical license if anyone actually does die as a direct result of seeing this flick....

 

[coolian2]

What about if you get so excited you pop

 

[No spoken words]

What about if you get so excited you pop

There are no songs from Pop in this film.

 

[phillyfan26]

Originally psted by innominata8
lol... i'll give up my medical license if anyone actually does die as a direct result of seeing this flick....

Define direct result.

 

[coolian2]

There are no songs from Pop in this film.

Then why are they selling popcorn?

 

[No spoken words]

Then why are they selling popcorn?

Mind control.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

 

[coolian2]

Something that gives the viewer an uncontrollable urge to buy as much U2 merchandise as possible before they die?

That's wasted R&D on the U2 fan crowd. Not very financially sensible, especially in a RECESSION.

 

[Miroslava]

You have to see it 3 times in 2.25 days, though.

Thanks NSW!

My paper is due Sunday. Maybe I should go to the premiere, Thursday and the two showings on Friday. That should clear me from the paper stuff.

 

[corianderstem]

What about if you get so excited you pop

... your clogs?

 

[No spoken words]

Thanks NSW!

My paper is due Sunday. Maybe I should go to the premiere, Thursday and the two showings on Friday. That should clear me from the paper stuff.

Or you could see them the 3x, not do the paper, and leave a note to be read, posthumously, explaining cause of death.

If you do opt for this, please post right before you kick-off, to let us know what the death throes of someone victimized by U2 in 3D is like.

 

[Miroslava]

Or you could see them the 3x, not do the paper, and leave a note to be read, posthumously, explaining cause of death.

If you do opt for this, please post right before you kick-off, to let us know what the death throes of someone victimized by U2 in 3D is like.

Well, if I am going to be writing stuff that is going to be judged and analyze I think I may just as well keep writing about statutes being void for being unconstitutionally vague...

:bores self:

 

[coolian2]

... your clogs?

Well, that tends to happen after you literally explode

 

[zonelistener]

I am just coming back from seeing U23D.

Here is my question:

Has my death countdown begun ???

 

[No spoken words]

You're on the clock, yes.

 

[phillyfan26]

Yes.

 

[No spoken words]

Well, if I am going to be writing stuff that is going to be judged and analyze I think I may just as well keep writing about statutes being void for being unconstitutionally vague...

:bores self:

I hate when a statute voids itself.

Gross humor FTW.

 

[No spoken words]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

 

[zonelistener]

SO-ooo, can I expect to die Sunday, or Monday?

I mean, is it down to the hour? Is it the start of the movie, or the end? Or when The Fly was played?

 

[Miroslava]

I hate when a statute voids itself.

Gross humor FTW.

Don't know what FTW means, but last week, I was driving and I saw a car that had a license plate that started with GFY and giggled. I would have taken a picture, but I was driving.

 

[No spoken words]

FTW = For the Win. All the internetz kids use it.

That plate.

 

[BVS]

Do you have to watch the whole movie? I mean if you only watch 85 min of it do you come down with a near death experience? If you just see the trailer do you get a cold?

I need to weigh my options...

 

[No spoken words]

Do you have to watch the whole movie? I mean if you only watch 85 min of it do you come down with a near death experience? If you just see the trailer do you get a cold?

I need to weigh my options...

Each minute you watch, the first time, costs you approximately 117 minutes of your life.

 

[The Sad Punk]

This will be U2's annihilation at work.

 

[phillyfan26]

As soon as you see Bono's lard-arse 40 feet tall (his words, not mine), you're as good as dead.

 

[zonelistener]

For the Interference old-timers.....

What really scared me (and I saw THIS as certain death): "Elevated" Bono in 3D IMAX.

 

[Miroslava]

For the Interference old-timers.....

What really scared me (and I saw THIS as certain death): "Elevated" Bono in 3D IMAX.

Oh good god.

Good luck mods!