I shouldn't drink.
I dunno, most things I have forgotten, but here's a few.
And not daring, stupid.
Jumped threw a window, not even a scratch.
Served myself Barney style in 2 different pubs, 1 was where I sang very loud, entertaining a load of American tourists, for a long time, shame...
Played "Starsky and Hutch" with a friend in a cop station car pound. You know, we were rolling across car tops, late at night. We didn't know it was a cop shop! And well, we got caught, but luckily he just missed our rolly session.
Snuck into the front section of a huge music festivel, Witnness. Like the heart, cept ya queue there, run up the front. We were really drunk, and it was already full with a few hundred queueing to get in, and I pretended I was a security guard and strolled up there walkway past the queue and in.
Walked round London with my best mate with an irish flag and both of us wearing Irish jerseys. We got some major strange looks and some shit, but we survived
At a U2tribute we robbed the mic, this was a big gig too, lotsa people there. We also robbed the playlist, to the disgust of "Adam".
Got kicked out of another 1 for repeatedly laughing at the u2 "lookalikes"
Sat in a bus full of Everton fans wearing a Liverpool jersey(major city rivals) on the bus into the city after the Derby, scared the bejaysus outta me!
Bitch slapped a bouncer after he made 2 female friends of mine cry.
Confronted an English guy at a U2 gig in London about "stupid fucking irish"! We had met these scottish guys, and he was talking to them, didn't see me and my mate, the Irish, sitting on the ground wearing our big green irish soccer jerseys, in the heart, before the gig. I was right behind his legs. And he started telling these scots how he "fuckin hate all irish. They are such jolly bastards, always smiling, thinking they are so great. Where the fuck do they think they get off being so happy?!?!" I jumped up, tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around, turned blue, the scots fell around the floor laughing while he said"ah you know, I coulda said worse, just said ye were happy!" Never seen any1 so close to shittin themselves
I was just strengthening his claim by smiling
There is a few more "daring" things, which should go unsaid