Edge arrived at the pearly gates.
"What did you do when you were alive?" asked St. Peter.
"I was the lead guitarist of U2 "
"Excellent! We have a vacancy in our heavenly rock band for a guitarist. Why don't you turn up at the next rehearsal."
So, when the time for the next rehearsal arrived Edge turned up with his heavenly guitar [sic]. As he took his place God moved, in a mysterious way, to the mike. Edge turned to the angelic drummer and whispered, "So, what's God like as a singer?"
"Oh, he's O.K. most of the time, but occasionally he thinks he's Bono.