U2 Related Jokes??

[uwwedoogie]

Post all of your u2 jokes here...




Q: Why do U2 stay in 5 * hotels?

A: cos they like to be where the sheets have no stains...


god i kill myself sometimes

 

[unosdostres14]

Q: why did u2 play vertigo twice



A: because they hate their fans.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

 

[impy13]

What's the difference between God and Bono?



God doesn't think he's Bono.

That's the only one I know, and I don't even like it.

 

[ewen]

Q: What do vacuum cleaners and Bono's electric guitar have in common ?

A: When you plug them in, they suck.

 

[uwwedoogie]

Q: why did u2 play vertigo twice



A: because they hate their fans.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

brilliant

 

[1stepcloser]

Q: What do vacuum cleaners and Bono's electric guitar have in common ?

A: When you plug them in, they suck.

 

[uwwedoogie]

Q: Why does Edge always wear a beanie?

A: actually come to think of it I don't know

 

[Lancemc]

Why hasn't anyone posted any jokes yet?

 

[indra]

Why hasn't anyone posted any jokes yet?

'Cause no one wants to be struck down by God?

 

[ewen]

Why hasn't anyone posted any jokes yet?

care to start then? troll.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Q: why was this posted in lemonade stand?

A: i'm not sure! so i'll move it to the appropriate forum.

 

[Lancemc]

care to start then? troll.

That one was almost funny.

 

[ewen]

you sound like a right barrel of laughs, not.

 

[Lancemc]

Edge and Bono crash in an airplane and go to heaven, where they see God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?" Edge replies, "I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that if we had made more U2 records, the world would have become a better place." God thinks for a second and says, "I can live with that. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Bono: "What do you believe in?" Says Bono: "I believe you're in my chair!




An oldie but a goodie.

 

[WalkOn21]

Edge and Bono crash in an airplane and go to heaven, where they see God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?" Edge replies, "I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that if we had made more U2 records, the world would have become a better place." God thinks for a second and says, "I can live with that. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Bono: "What do you believe in?" Says Bono: "I believe you're in my chair!




An oldie but a goodie.

 

[lovebono]

okey, an incredible stupid one I made

Q: Why is the Vertigo tour stage design circular?

A: Because they don`t want to offend The Edge.




God I suck at making jokes...

 

[YBORCITY]

 

[Irishteen]

Edge and Bono crash in an airplane and go to heaven, where they see God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?" Edge replies, "I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that if we had made more U2 records, the world would have become a better place." God thinks for a second and says, "I can live with that. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Bono: "What do you believe in?" Says Bono: "I believe you're in my chair!




An oldie but a goodie.

Brillant

 

[uwwedoogie]

okey, an incredible stupid one I made

Q: Why is the Vertigo tour stage design circular?

A: Because they don`t want to offend The Edge.




God I suck at making jokes...

I'll give it a go...

Q: Why did U2 do a crazy setlist in Dublin?

A: Because they drank too much soft drinks and sweets...

ok now if thats not funny then I dunno what is

 

[girlcalledparty]

Can't remember where I heard this one...maybe in Flanagan's book?

Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Bono holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

 

[uwwedoogie]

flanagan's book? more about this please?

 

[girlcalledparty]

Flanagan's book as in "U2 At The End Of The World". I believe there's a part where he's talking about all the criticism surrounding Rattle & Hum, and he makes reference to that joke being one of many circulating about the band throughout the music industry during that time. Glad I was only about 12 years old at the time and too young to realize that my favorite band was under fire!

 

[uwwedoogie]

^ have it upstairs, dont recall joke, gonna go up and read it... cheers

 

[Mullen4Prez]

I want more.....