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Johnny Swallow

Johnny Swallow

Bad Daddy Johnny
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I shall become the world's greatest lover. I shall fufill my half-hearted teasing of actually being 'Don-Juan'. One day when I actually put my acquired knowledge to use, one lady will benefit from your willingness to help out.
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Ok ladies, give me all your best advice about life, love and women. I'm a student that's here to learn, now teach baby teach!



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This post brought to you by: Sicy's libido "Keeps going and going and going..."

AIM: JuanSwallow
 
I'm just trying to eradicate the communication gap between the sexes! IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?
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Tell me women, what should men know but don't? Here's your chance to vent and end men's ignorance of women's feelings. Education is the key!
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*dons teacher outfit and steps over to the blackboard*

Well, for what it's worth, here's my 2 cents...

Be honest.

Be sensitive.

Don't be afraid to show your emotions-'good' or 'bad'-just never intentionally hurtful.

Be kind and caring.

Take the time to look good for your woman.

Be protective-but not in a smothering or jealous way.

Give LOTS of compliments.

Be a good friend to your woman too.

Well, I'll stop there, or else this post will take up the whole board.
 
when u belch, don't blow it in our faces

when u fart, don't waft the sheets

oh, and don't make promises you can't keep.

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"I'm staring at the sun, not the only one who's happy to go blind..."
 
Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
This whole love thing sounds like a lot of work.
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One word: pratise. You know, Practice makes perfect. More practice makes more perfect...

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(I know, sounds like I'm drunk right now...
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...don't interrupt us while we're talking...

...Tell us what you're thinking...don't brood...

...and be the gentleman...open doors for us and stuff like that...

there, johnny, there are a few to get ya started.
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"you know we got a stormy kind of love..."
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
*dons teacher outfit and steps over to the blackboard*

Well, for what it's worth, here's my 2 cents...

Be honest.

Be sensitive.

Don't be afraid to show your emotions-'good' or 'bad'-just never intentionally hurtful.

Be kind and caring.

Take the time to look good for your woman.

Be protective-but not in a smothering or jealous way.

Give LOTS of compliments.

Be a good friend to your woman too.

Well, I'll stop there, or else this post will take up the whole board.
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Gina Marie, I wish there were more women like you out there. I embody most of these, and it's gotten me nowhere (well, actually, it's got me a TON of women who think I'm a "great friend"). In fact, I have had to stop showing my emotions so much - I have been actually accused of being weak and too feminine for that.
 
Johnny........

son..........


Dont talk
Dont walk
Dont shit
Dont spit
Dont cry
Dont deny
Dont bend
Dont defend
Dont hurt
Dont be curt
Dont scream
Dont dream
Dont shout
Dont pout

Yet.........dont do without

Treat her like a lady
And be a gentle duck
Or else she'll kick you in the balls
Where you will then scream 'F***!!!!

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Originally posted by 80sU2isBest:
Gina Marie, I wish there were more women like you out there. I embody most of these, and it's gotten me nowhere (well, actually, it's got me a TON of women who think I'm a "great friend"). In fact, I have had to stop showing my emotions so much - I have been actually accused of being weak and too feminine for that.
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Well, all I can say is..

Thanks for the compliment.

DON'T listen to ANYONE accusing you of being "weak" or "feminine", and don't stop showing your emotions.

Stay true to who you are and everything will work out for you. The most important thing is to be true to yourself, no matter what others think or say.
 
Johnny,
Let us be who we are.
Don't be over-protective or jealous.
Give us space if we want it.
Support us in what is important to us.
Love us.

A fondness (or at least a tolerance) of tattoos helps.
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Oh, and one more thing: Don't be afraid of our independence.

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...a highway with no one on it, a treasure just to look upon it...

"The skeletal structure of your foot is not normal." -- my podiatrist 8-6-01

[This message has been edited by martha (edited 09-25-2001).]
 
For the love of God Juan change your signature right now or die.

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Johnny Swallow's are bordering not being people too.
 
"what a girl wants, what a girl needs.."

well getting that song stuck in a girl's head is not a good way to start
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hehe well..
be sensitive, tell us we look good no matter what, be whoever you are and don't try and be someone else; confidence stands out, be protective but not overly so, and yeah, trust means everything
yeah and christiana's right (I mean she is a girl after all)!
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but for the grace of love I'd will the meaning of heaven from above...
 
Johhny.

There are 2 G-Spots.

Got it?

If you can find the 2nd one, you will never have to worry.

Um, anyway, you have hopefully about 60 years left on the planet. Dont worry bout being single! Live it up babee!

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Juan turn on AIM.... need to speak to you in private.

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I hear unborn chicken voices in my head.
 
Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
Juan turn on AIM.... need to speak to you in private.

** bats eyelashes
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I would, but I'm about to go to work. You know, bringing home the turkey-bacon. Let's have a nice long talk tonight, over some Taco Bell. Ok?

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This post brought to you by: Subtlety "Sicy's best friend."

AIM: JuanSwallow
 
deathbear you are more than welcome... but you have left me for another ho.

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Cries in the corner.
 
Post the link to your pic again, I couldn't get it to work last time!
 
i didnt have a change to leave you. if you could possibly go back to last week, youll remember you going for johnny swallow. i for one, was set free from that experience.

p.s. the bears were indeed fedexd!!!

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-death bear
 
hmmm...if i knew anything about guys, i wouldn't be single, that's for sure!
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i dunno. the relationships are IMO too complicated to be learned by advice. you'll learn as you go along. just be yourself.

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"be uncool, yes be awkward" - Always
 
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