Thing's U2 will NOT be doing to promote HTDAAB

[nurse chrissi]

Things U2 will NOT be doing to promote HTDAAB

With the media biltz about to start fot the new LP - here are a couple of shows/events we probbly not be seeing in the near future:

1. Pimp my ride: the Maserati
2. A special cribs edition - Larry Mullen Jr.
3. Dr Phil: Dealing with Procrastination
4. America's next top model - Guest Judge - Adam Clayton
5. The Edge on CSI - not going to happen but would be cool
6. Bono as a spokesman for Loreal
7. Queer Eye for the Straight Band
8. The Edge slinking around Italy in a Victoria's Secret promo
9. Special Guests on Henry Rollin's excellent (feel the irony) radio program
10. Any memeber of the band on Oprah - oh dear.....

 

[A_Wanderer]

Time your tour dates with the Ayatollahs in Iran to match their first Atomic Bomb test.

(Sorry, I am an FYM junkie)

 

[Axver]

Time your tour dates with the Ayatollahs in Iran to match their first Atomic Bomb test.

(Sorry, I am an FYM junkie)

I'm so glad I just finished lunch, otherwise I might have just laughed all kinds of things all over my computer screen.

 

[neutral]

11. getting their own reality show: Night and Day with U2


ok that was terrible, I just couldnt' resist...

 

[U2Kitten]

Bono's already done Oprah!

 

[bayernfc]

Going on TRL.... but I know they will!

 

[A_Wanderer]

Bono singing a duet with this guy

 

[desire25]

oh oh!

Bono singing a duet with this guy

that was funny! hahaha! nice photo he got there.

btw whatever happened to talks about a soundtrack for
a superhero movie?

 

[gareth brown]

12. Visiting North Korea...

 

[partygirl2u]

13. Singing with Janet Jackson anywhere ,,,nope don't think they'll be doing that.

 

[U2democrat]

14. The Surreal Life..........nuff said

 

[isabelle_guns]

14. The Surreal Life..........nuff said

The surreal life is for has beens which U2 are not so we do not need to worry about that.

 

[isabelle_guns]

I would love to see Pimp My Ride....that would be awesome actually and funny and No member of U2 would do cribes 'cause MTV gear toward the 19-25 crowd and they consider u2 to be too old for that. I would love to see Larry Mullen Jr. on cribes 'cause I want to know where he sleeps at night (kidding on that one).

 

[U2democrat]

The surreal life is for has beens which U2 are not so we do not need to worry about that.

true, which is why i said they wouldn't be doing it.

 

[TheWho4Life]

Going on TRL.... but I know they will!

Will they? COOL! Only cause I can see them, it's been like 2 or 3 years since I've watched TRL...(I stopped when the backstreet boys stopped makin music )

 

[Roland of Gilead]

Performing at a Superbowl... with wardrobe malfunction.

 

[U2democrat]

Performing at a Superbowl... with wardrobe malfunction.

i wouldn't mind seeing one of the boys having a wardrobe malfunction.......

 

[Dr_Macphisto]

Wardrbe malfunction? Do you mean you wouldn't mind seeing a big sweaty set of balls U2democrat? Nothing about a naked man is anything near appealing...

 

[starsgoblue]

I came close at the last Elevation show I was at....Bono noticed his pants were coming a little undone and apologized to the ladies-I don't know why
....lol, I'm sorry I do find naked men appealing.

 

[I'mstillrunning]

just keep them out of k-marts...

 

[starsgoblue]

just keep them out of k-marts...

Lol, I remember when they did that....I was still young at the time but I can recall seeing them at Kmart on tv and being like WTF?

 

[starsgoblue]

They will not be coming to my apartment for a performance with me and 50 of my closest friends and drinking the night away. Although they really really should!

 

[di_g]

15: dismantling and atomic bomb

oh god, that was lame, i'm sorry, but somebody had to

 

[zoopop]

just keep them out of k-marts...

That was pretty bizzare. It was cool that they played "Holly Joe".

 

[beli]

Nothing about a naked man is anything near appealing...

http://www.mapplethorpe.com/

 

[bonoed]

but they were on TRL last time, and they probably will be again, and that is a lame, lame show.


and please no being a "guest judge" on American Idol by Bono.

 

[nurse chrissi]

and please no being a "guest judge" on American Idol by Bono.

I also worried about this one

but I really sersiously, seriously doubt it