Things that will happen before a 2006 album

[Peter]

Remember what Bono said in TPM: "If coke is a mystery, Michael Jackson, history..."

Anyway:
- The Rolling Stones will have released a new album, called "When all is said and done", before announcing a massive world tour "The umpteenth final farewell tour" and preparing the next one, 50 Licks...
During the "TUFFT" they will cover U2's Mofo.
- Bono says that he will wear pink sunglasses during their next tour
- Sepultura covers LAPOE
- It will be announced that Elvis isn't dead after all and that he's also preparing a major tour

 

[kraftwerk]

And more.....

1. Bono will join the Rolling Stones TUFFT at the backstage to 'have a drink'.
2. U2 will re-release Zooropa with all songs in acoustic guitar version just for the final leg ot the forthcoming tour.
3. U2 will make a video for Babyface (acoustic guitar mix) but the single will only be released in North Corea and Vietnam.
4. U2 will release Yahweh (Moises' exodus ad iudii terrae verse 3.22 mix) as the b-side to the third single for HTDAAB.
5. RayBan will sign up Bono for a full range of sunglasses.

and more to come.....

 

[boosterjuice]

1. The Edmonton Oilers will win the Stanely Cup
2. The Edge will perform without any head-gear on the hut dab tour.
3. Bono will learn to play slide guitar for the Miracle Drug solo.

 

[deltau922]

you forgot tupac

Umm ...

 

[financeguy]

(1) Bono refuses all requests for interviews, revealing that he really never enjoyed being in the public eye.

(2) Larry announces that the Passengers album is his favourite.

(3) Adam becomes a minister for the Southern Baptist Convention.

(4) The Edge releases a solo version of Bullet the Blue Sky with the guitar parts replaced by harmonica.

 

[Lancemc]

(4) The Edge releases a solo version of Bullet the Blue Sky with the guitar parts replaced by harmonica.

I know you are joking...but umm...that would be awsome!

 

[AtomicBono]

And more.....

1. Bono will join the Rolling Stones TUFFT at the backstage to 'have a drink'.
2. U2 will re-release Zooropa with all songs in acoustic guitar version just for the final leg ot the forthcoming tour.
3. U2 will make a video for Babyface (acoustic guitar mix) but the single will only be released in North Corea and Vietnam.
4. U2 will release Yahweh (Moises' exodus ad iudii terrae verse 3.22 mix) as the b-side to the third single for HTDAAB.
5. RayBan will sign up Bono for a full range of sunglasses.

and more to come.....

this thread is hilarious. That's genius. Hey, my dad wears RayBans, and so does Lou Reed...don't knock the RayBans!

Ok ok um...

1. Bono will become president of the United States. I'm not sure how this will happen before 2006, but...

2. The Edge will discover a new insturment - the kazoo! The new album will surely be groundbreaking as the first rock 'n roll album to replace the guitar with the kazoo, 'cause when you're writing a rock song, it has to be the kazoo. It's all about hitting the big E...note...with your kazoo all, um...turned up...?

3. The Vertigo (Temple Bar Mix) will be the next single. Followed by the Vertigo (George Bush Rap Mix). Followed by Vertigo (Kazoo Solo Mix). And all of these will spawn new iTunes ads.

4. Adam and Larry will decide their names aren't cool enough, and rename themselves "Flash" and "Falcon."

5. Larry will pursue his acting career...and win an Oscar.

6. Adam will be hailed as a prophet for a new religion based on men wearing skirts. No, really.

7. Bono will stop wearing sunglasses. (that I wouldn't mind...)

8. The Edge will get rid of his trademark facial hair and beanie and instead get a scraggly long-haired blonde wig.

9. U2 will decide to do all concerts wearing only underwear (or socks hey I wouldn't mind that...)

all joking aside, there COULD be a new album in 2006...have some more faith, guys!

 

[Numbology]

....bono will throw away his stiletto shoes

 

[quadcaster]

Make it funny:

"Before a 2006 album..."

Pigs will fly
THE BRAIN will conquer the world with PINKY
Michael Jackson will be the King of Pop again




continue (you might quote de "before..." part)

if this is in the wrong forum, please move it

the band will tour and release afew singles n vids and probs a tour dvd or 2

 

[kraftwerk]

Ok, so I'll finish with some pretty nice non-U2 related things:

1. Microsoft will release its brand new operating system, called MS-WTF (named after all the error messages that constantly will appear to remind the user to install this f*ck*ng thing the user never thought to have an use for it).

2. Mrs. Rowling will release her new book "Harry Potter in search of Wally".

3. There will be a new re-mastering over the current remastered version of StarWars series (including never-seen-before video shoots like Harrison Ford having a shower or George Lucas shaving at the hotel room).

4. Eminem will release an album with covers of Frank Sinatra songs arranged by the Royal Philarmonic Orchestra of London.

5. George Bush will be awarded with the Peace Nobel Price.

And two U2-related bits to finish this crazy list:

6. U2 will do a cover of the Pet Shop Boys song "In the night".

7. U2 will do a one-gig-only "Full Monty Special Anniversary" in front of the remains of the Berlin Wall (with special guests George Michael and Paris Hilton).

Hope you enjoyed it

 

[U2girl]

2. Mrs. Rowling will release her new book "Harry Potter in search of Wally".

In all seriousness, Potter book no. 6 is coming out next summer.

 

[neutral]

Everyone on this forum will agree on an album...or even one song.


Hey I thought it was funny.

 

[Desert Dog]

1) Michael Jackson will make on a stunning comeback on Broadway starring in a new production of Phantom of the Opera sans prosthetic nose
2) Michael will join the priesthood and become parish priest at St. Pedophilias.
3) Michael will become a spokesperson for the transgender community saying he is a white woman trapped in a black man's body
4) Michael will be elected president of NMBLA
5) Michael will change his title from "the King of Pop" to "the King of Cock"

but in all seriousness, it is tragic what has happened to MJ. I loved the thriller days but sadly we are seeing another public meltdown of a former superstar. He is our generation's fat, drug addicted Elvis.

 

[babyman]

2006 new album??..........yeah, maybe a few miracles will happen before, like larry will eat meat again