The U2 Diet..

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Lose weight instantly in 9 days! :Note: Only attempt this when the band will be in your area!

Days 1- Start calling local radio stations to win listening party passes

Days 2-3 Stress out that you have not been the 92nd caller even though you and your friends have been calling for days and one of them was caller 91 :crazy:

Day 4- Start prepping and planning for the bands SNL or any live appearance in your area

Day 5-Give it your all and lose sleep knowing it's the last day to win radio contests; Really stress out. No food!

Day 6-Stand outside SNL(or any live tv appearance) with mad determination in the pouring rain to make your dreams come true and have a photo-op with the band, pursue this until 2 am with no food or drink when you completely look like shit and are so tired you can't see straight; Guaranteed for a great shot

Day 7- Free Day; sleep, but still don't eat!

Day 8-Get up early, drive to Brooklyn to be one of the first in line for a free U2 concert. Still, NO eating or drinking! Your adrenaline will be pumping! Important! Do not feed yourself and interfere with all those emotions!
Day 9- Wake up feeling like shit and realize that all the U2 maddness has caused your clothes to be baggy! Viola! 6lbs lighter !
 
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Wow I followed the same diet but only lost two pounds. Hmmm I must have done something wrong. I don't get it I followed all the steps. I think I even added a few with the gray hairs that happened when my 91st caller sob story didn't win me tickets to the K-Rock show.

:bow: :bono: :edge: :larry: :adam:

and I thought it was all about their music.
 
You forgot to account for the day 6 adrenaline rush that occurs when encountering a band member...that's gotta count for something in the wieght loss scheme. That rush, I'd imagine, woud be more potent than cocaine. :yes:
 
starsgoblue said:
You forgot to account for the day 6 adrenaline rush that occurs when encountering a band member...that's gotta count for something in the wieght loss scheme. That rush, I'd imagine, woud be more potent than cocaine. :yes:


:lol: Correct! a 6 day rush would be for the real 'addicts' such as myself who still has not come down since saturday!
 
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