The Onion thinks Bono needs a good punch in the

[Mirrorball Girl]

Yeah, I wasn't sure if it would be rude to post the actual phrase in the subject, but anyway, The Onion has a statshot on the front page today brightly entitled "Who Needs A Good Cock-Punching?" And the first name on the list is Bono.

Not that I agree, but I found the whole concept slightly amusing. Is that wrong? Another name on the list was Good-Cock-Punchin'-Needin'-Larry. But you know, I assume they didn't mean that Larry. Anyhoo, you can visit The Onion online here:
http://www.theonion.com

I was looking at it in lab today, and another girl was reading it over my shoulder. She got to that section and exclaimed indignantly, "Bono! He does not need a cock-punching!" LOL.



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"I still can't play guitar
How the hell did I get this far?"
~Bono, Detroit

There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Originally posted by Mirrorball Girl:
Yeah, I wasn't sure if it would be rude to post the actual phrase in the subject, but anyway, The Onion has a statshot on the front page today brightly entitled "Who Needs A Good Cock-Punching?" And the first name on the list is Bono.

Not that I agree, but I found the whole concept slightly amusing. Is that wrong? Another name on the list was Good-Cock-Punchin'-Needin'-Larry. But you know, I assume they didn't mean that Larry. Anyhoo, you can visit The Onion online here:
http://www.theonion.com

I was looking at it in lab today, and another girl was reading it over my shoulder. She got to that section and exclaimed indignantly, "Bono! He does not need a cock-punching!" LOL.

HAAAAAA!!! Sorry, but that's freaking hilarious. Maybe I shouldn't find it funny, but I *so* do. LOL. Poor Bono...

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[joyfulgirl]

Was that it? I mean, just that list, no article saying why Bono needs a cock-punching?

I was looking at it in lab today, and another girl was reading it over my shoulder. She got to that section and exclaimed indignantly, "Bono! He does not need a cock-punching!" LOL.

lol--sounds like she and I could be friends.

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

Originally posted by joyfulgirl:
Was that it? I mean, just that list, no article saying why Bono needs a cock-punching?

Yup. No article, just the list.

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Mirrorball Girl:
"Bono! He does not need a cock-punching!" LOL.

Hell no! What he needs is a

nevermind

 

[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by Ana:
Hell no! What he needs is a

nevermind

Woah Ana!! Control yoursel girl

 

[Discoteque]

still wanna know which Larry they mean!

 

[Bonochick]

I shouldn't laugh...but I did...

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The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[Foxxern]

Kurt Warner Cheered On By Wire-Haired Man-Goblin

Oh God no!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PopFly]

Heck, that's the reason the Rams didn't win; FOX didn't show Mrs. Warner once during the whole game.

Except Bono, I agree with everyone else on that list.

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Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
Edge: Oh boy, here we go...
Bono: Wow, how many is that now Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it?
*adam gives bono the spoon, bono throws it away*
Adam: My spoon!