The New U2 Coffee Ad Campaign!

[Miggy D]

Short!
Tall!
Grande!
Venti!


Beans are ground,
They're dark.
The coffee in my hand,
It warms my heart.
This mocha's so much
Stronger than I thought
What I had ordered,
But it still is what I bought -
It won't be squandered!

Hello, hello
(Mocha!)
This has a lot of espresso!
(Strong Mocha!)
It's not exactly what I ordered though
It will do
It's got caffeine
I can feel
Feeeeeeeeeel!

 

[Sicy]

U2 and Coffee .. two of my fav. things

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Mullen4Prez]

priceless

 

[blueeyedgirl]

 

[carrieluvv]

EXcellent

 

[WinnieThePoo]

Coffee

 

[Axver]

Coffee.

Keep the U2 goodness away from it!

 

[felix_las_vegas]

Wow, coffee AND U2

 

[BigMacPhisto]

I could've used some coffee on the long U2 weekend in San Jose...........hence why I'm only going to the second Oakland show, heh.

 

[wizard2c]

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[Irishteen]

MMMM Coffee, mmmm vertigo rip off

 

[Val]

Great!

 

[mkdominatr]

love the smell...the taste is another thing

 

[U2ElevatesMe415]

Oh wow..

 

[daygloeyes2]

Coffee and U2...my 2 favorite things.

 

[isabelle_guns]

I wouldn't be surprised if they started endorsing starbucks or something. Didn't Bono have a meeting with some of the CEO's of starbucks before the album came out?

 

[Miggy D]

Just to be fair - I only wrote the parody, I didn't make the graphic. I was surfing the web for U2-related things and I came across the image, which inspired me to write the lyrics. I would credit the image to its author, but I've no idea who it is!

-Miggy

 

[Zoots]

nice.

coffee and u2..... hmm, that reminds me of a certain british band.

 

[egyptluvr]

This is great!
Love Coffee, yyyuummmmm

 

[Numbology]

brilliant

 

[Muggsy]

I'm pretty sure Juan Valdez (Cafe de Colombia) would pay a lot for that song

 

[Axver]

love the smell...the taste is another thing

I hate both the smell and the taste. I really don't understand why people like it so much!

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

U2 and Coffee .. two of my fav. things

Agreed!

And to the people who say they don't like coffee, try it with some cream...

 

[Adam'sbaby]

U2 and Coffee..

I'd like lots of milk and sugar in my coffee, please.
Hate black coffee....

 

[youtooellen]

two of my loves combined.

 

[WildHoney]

 

[learn2kneel]

Hilarious! Really hits home since I work at a Starbucks Cafe.

 

[VicksSs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NICE ad indeed!!!

 

[wizard2c]

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I wouldn't be surprised if they started endorsing starbucks or something. Didn't Bono have a meeting with some of the CEO's of starbucks before the album came out?

I think they couldn't decide what Bono quotes would be used on the coffee cups.