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I think Larry's gonna let his hair grow and he'll join Flock of Seagulls. That's my prediction.
 
daygloeyes2 said:


CD player? What is this newfangled thing you speak of? :huh:

CD player? :huh:

Why did they bring that out? Everyone knows 8 track cartridge is the ultimate in technology.

Particularly playing through a quadrophonic stereo system.

:rockon:
 
blueeyedgirl said:


CD player? :huh:

Why did they bring that out? Everyone knows 8 track cartridge is the ultimate in technology.

Particularly playing through a quadrophonic stereo system.

:rockon:


CD player. Like that's new right? :eyebrow:

....I prefer vinyl. I'll stick to that :madspit:
 
timothius said:
*checks watch*

No, its still 2005.

You lucky bugger, I can only get the time on mine.

(these newfangled digital things are going to be all the rage)
 
Ellay said:


You lucky bugger, I can only get the time on mine.

(these newfangled digital things are going to be all the rage)

Digital wha? I'm quite happy with my Swatch watch, thank you very much. I've got the blue one, with the red Swatch guard.
 
I like my sundial! You kids with your funny wristwatches shit me with your newfangled modern conveniences. Don't have to work for a thing ... not even the time. Well, in my day, we had to make calculations on the level of the sun ...
 
Axver said:
I like my sundial! You kids with your funny wristwatches shit me with your newfangled modern conveniences. Don't have to work for a thing ... not even the time. Well, in my day, we had to make calculations on the level of the sun ...


Wasn't that the time when people still believed that the earth was flat and you could fall off of it?
Man, that's a loooooong time ago!
 
Adam'sbaby said:



Wasn't that the time when people still believed that the earth was flat and you could fall off of it?
Man, that's a loooooong time ago!

You kids and your strange ideas about the earth being round!

You're all so flaming liberal!!!! :mad:
 
You can tell these guys are Irish. Who writes a record that makes no sense.

Where The Streets Have No Name........yeah right, in what country?

With or Without You...........make up your god damn mind morons.

I Still Havent Found What I'm Looking For...........well you're not gonna find the answer in this song are ya?

Trip Through Your Wires............were you guys high when writing this song?

Running to Stand Still.........why not just stand still in the first place.

One Tree Hill.............wow, lets right a song about a tree shall we.

Typical, after writing some forgettable album about a fire, they come up with this shit. If this record doesn't destroy their career, let's put them in movies and see if we can make the lead singer feel important, same as we did for Reagan.

My review: Two Thumbs Down (save your pennies people)
 
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I couldnt really think of insults for those songs. I guess you just have to listen to them, thats insulting enough.

I should probably also mention that these guys are so dumb, they couldnt even think of a geniune name for the tour. Wow, lets call it the Joshua Tree Tour. We are too dumb to think of anything else.

When the time came to finally think of a name, that pornstar in the group, whats his name..........The Edge? came up with Lovetown. I heard they couldnt get John Holmes so had to settle for BB King instead.

Anyways, these guys have no future, they probably cant even spell U2.
 
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