Stuck in a moshpit you can't get out of

zooropamanda · 10-16-2001, 04:34 AM

I posted this on Wire a while back...

Dedicated to all those poor souls who had their feet trampled, heads knocked and noses fouled by others' stenches at the wonderous and marvellous Slane 2001.
Please take out ATYCLB and hit track 2 so that the music composed by U2 can play along with this Bono/Amanda duet.....

I am here at Slane
I am quite a brave girl
There's not much beer you can throw on me
that I haven't already hurled.

I'm just trying to shine
above the heads in front of me
Bono is about to sing
but feet are stomping on me

I always knew I was a fool
there's a huge line for the loo
ah ah oh oh
You gotta stand up straight
its gonna be a loooong wait
These fans arent going nowhere
baybay

You've got to put your legs together
You've got stuck in a mosh pit
and now you can't get out of it
Won't say that Coldplay could be better
Now you're stuck in a mosh pit
and you can't get out of it..

They will not forsake
the voice with which you sing
the night ended with fireworks
and your ears forever ring
My feet are still dented
by those Docs that trod on me
they screamed into my ears
and went nuts for the Chilli's

You think you are so cool
to do this for U2
oh ah oh oh

These guys are rough
you want them to get stuffed
I SO need to pee now!!
my oh myyyyyy

You've got to put your legs together
You've got stuck in a mosh pit
and now you can't get out of it
Oh Edge
get me out now!
Youve got yourself stuck in a mosh pit
and you can't get out of it..

I was unconscious
half asleep
the mosh fell on top of me
I discovered how deeeeeep
They were all jumping
for me it was a fall
Its a long way down
to the ground - I baaaaaaallllleeedd!!!!

You've got to get out of this tether
Youve got stuck in a mosh pit
and you cant get out of it
Dont say that Cold play could be better
You've got stuck in this mosh pit
and you cant get out of it

And if the crowd rolls over
you know your body wont last
and if your bladder should falter
all over Slane's fine grass
And if the crowd rolls over
you know your body wont last
and if your bladder should falter
all over Slane's fine grass

�n just a moment
this feeling will pass......

brettig · 10-16-2001, 04:52 AM

Just when we thought it was safe to go back to the forum... 'Weird Amanda Yankovic'

**Bonochick** · 10-16-2001, 04:56 AM

Cute, manda! Thanks for makin' me smile on this cruddy morning!

Maybe Bono and Edge should consult you when writing the lyrics for the next album!

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"I Don't Know You, But You Don't Know The Half Of It..."

CatDubh · 10-16-2001, 05:17 AM

LMAO!!

Thank God, no one saw me crackin' up in front of my screen at work! They already think I'm a weirdo!

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Larry looked like some kind of porn star. Edge looked like his sister Jill, I looked like Barbara Bush and Adam hasn't taken the dress off.

***Sparky's Whore***

RSOC's Sparky Shrine

**Bonochick** · 10-16-2001, 05:18 AM

"Stuck" was just on VH-1...had to come back and read manda's lyrics while it was on...*lol*

------------------
"I don't know you,
But you don't know that half of it...

christiana · 10-16-2001, 05:28 AM

LMAO!! That's cool, manda!!

zooropamanda · 10-16-2001, 05:31 AM

*watches cat's collegues run away in fear at her singing about peeing on the grass at slane*

Bonoforever · 10-16-2001, 05:34 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!

Whereabouts were you during the gig?

Got into the wrong line to begin with - bunch of students throwing bottles of piss over the line and pelting anyone who climbed into the bushes with (full) cans of beer was too much to deal with first thing in the morning.

Gates opened and they pushed the metal barriers by the gate over (with me underneath) and at this point I realised there was a 20 min walk to the stage. So we ran in the mud.

When we got there everyone from the other gate was in so I just grovelled to a security guard until he gave me a pass for the enlosure outside the heart!

Certainly um... different from my experience at Earls Court

U2girl · 10-16-2001, 06:55 AM

ROTF LOL

so-did the bladder make it to the toilet ok or not?

it's a beautiful day, don't let it get awaaay...

[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 10-16-2001).]

CatDubh · 10-16-2001, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2girl:
ROTF LOL

so-did the bladder make it to the toilet ok or not?

it's a beautiful day, don't let it get awaaay...

[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 10-16-2001).]

Nothing makes me sadder, than the agent lost his bladder on the aaah-aaairplane!!

CTV

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Larry looked like some kind of porn star. Edge looked like his sister Jill, I looked like Barbara Bush and Adam hasn't taken the dress off.

***Sparky's Whore***

RSOC's Sparky Shrine

JasonD · 10-16-2001, 07:23 AM

Funny! I wouldn't show this to any non-U2 fans though.

U2girl · 10-16-2001, 07:25 AM

there's one more apropriate line for "bladder trouble":

in a little while i'll be there,
in a little while, this hurt will hurt no more...

also: "look i gotta go..." from the Fly gets a new meaning.

[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 10-16-2001).]

**Bonochick** · 10-16-2001, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2girl:
"look i gotta go..." from the Fly gets a new meaning.

*lmao*!!!

Too funny, Maja!!!

------------------
"I don't know you,
But you don't know that half of it...

BabyGrace · 10-16-2001, 09:34 AM

betty are you making fun of me? or just stealing my ideas?

*loves Weird Al*

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but for the grace of love I'd will the meaning of heaven from above...

The_Sweetest_Thing · 10-16-2001, 10:44 AM

*lmao* Hilarious manda...absolutely hilarious! Hope you made it to the bathroom okay!

zooropamanda · 10-17-2001, 12:43 AM

Yeah whats this WEird Al stuff?!

I aint that ugly

Salome · 10-17-2001, 12:48 AM

HAAAHAHAHAHA
hehehehe
HAAHAHAHAHA
hihihihi
HAAHAHAHAHA

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

zooropamanda · 10-17-2001, 12:54 AM

*raises eyebrow and wonders if salomey is mocking her*

Quano Abidji-Achibi · 10-17-2001, 12:55 AM

i agree zoomanda! you DO look a bit like weired al! how uncanny?!?!

------------------
-death bear

Salome · 10-17-2001, 12:55 AM

mmmm,

no

I have stopped laughing now though

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

[This message has been edited by Salome (edited 10-16-2001).]

10-16-2001, 04:34 AM	#1
zooropamanda Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Smile, you're reading my post Posts: 6,515 Local Time: 07:08 AM	Stuck in a moshpit you can't get out of I posted this on Wire a while back... Dedicated to all those poor souls who had their feet trampled, heads knocked and noses fouled by others' stenches at the wonderous and marvellous Slane 2001. Please take out ATYCLB and hit track 2 so that the music composed by U2 can play along with this Bono/Amanda duet..... I am here at Slane I am quite a brave girl There's not much beer you can throw on me that I haven't already hurled. I'm just trying to shine above the heads in front of me Bono is about to sing but feet are stomping on me I always knew I was a fool there's a huge line for the loo ah ah oh oh You gotta stand up straight its gonna be a loooong wait These fans arent going nowhere baybay You've got to put your legs together You've got stuck in a mosh pit and now you can't get out of it Won't say that Coldplay could be better Now you're stuck in a mosh pit and you can't get out of it.. They will not forsake the voice with which you sing the night ended with fireworks and your ears forever ring My feet are still dented by those Docs that trod on me they screamed into my ears and went nuts for the Chilli's You think you are so cool to do this for U2 oh ah oh oh These guys are rough you want them to get stuffed I SO need to pee now!! my oh myyyyyy You've got to put your legs together You've got stuck in a mosh pit and now you can't get out of it Oh Edge get me out now! Youve got yourself stuck in a mosh pit and you can't get out of it.. I was unconscious half asleep the mosh fell on top of me I discovered how deeeeeep They were all jumping for me it was a fall Its a long way down to the ground - I baaaaaaallllleeedd!!!! You've got to get out of this tether Youve got stuck in a mosh pit and you cant get out of it Dont say that Cold play could be better You've got stuck in this mosh pit and you cant get out of it And if the crowd rolls over you know your body wont last and if your bladder should falter all over Slane's fine grass And if the crowd rolls over you know your body wont last and if your bladder should falter all over Slane's fine grass �n just a moment this feeling will pass...... __________________

10-16-2001, 04:52 AM	#2
brettig New Yorker Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: heehee, ask george Posts: 3,194 Local Time: 04:08 PM	Just when we thought it was safe to go back to the forum... 'Weird Amanda Yankovic' __________________

10-17-2001, 12:55 AM	#20
Salome you are what you is Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Netherlands Posts: 22,066 Local Time: 11:08 PM	mmmm, no I have stopped laughing now though ------------------ Salome Shake it, shake it, shake it [This message has been edited by Salome (edited 10-16-2001).] __________________

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10-16-2001, 04:56 AM	#3
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 05:08 PM	Cute, manda! Thanks for makin' me smile on this cruddy morning! Maybe Bono and Edge should consult you when writing the lyrics for the next album! ------------------ "I Don't Know You, But You Don't Know The Half Of It..."

10-16-2001, 05:17 AM	#4
CatDubh Refugee Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Corcaigh, Eire Posts: 1,506 Local Time: 09:08 PM	LMAO!! Thank God, no one saw me crackin' up in front of my screen at work! They already think I'm a weirdo! ------------------ Larry looked like some kind of porn star. Edge looked like his sister Jill, I looked like Barbara Bush and Adam hasn't taken the dress off. *Sparky's Whore* RSOC's Sparky Shrine

10-16-2001, 05:18 AM	#5
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 05:08 PM	"Stuck" was just on VH-1...had to come back and read manda's lyrics while it was on...lol ------------------ "I don't know you, But you don't know that half of it...

10-16-2001, 05:28 AM	#6
christiana New Yorker Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 2,703 Local Time: 05:08 AM	LMAO!! That's cool, manda!!

10-16-2001, 05:31 AM	#7
zooropamanda Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Smile, you're reading my post Posts: 6,515 Local Time: 07:08 AM	watches cat's collegues run away in fear at her singing about peeing on the grass at slane

10-16-2001, 05:34 AM	#8
Bonoforever War Child Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the Darkness on the Edge of Town Posts: 779 Local Time: 09:08 PM	LMAO!!!!!!! Whereabouts were you during the gig? Got into the wrong line to begin with - bunch of students throwing bottles of piss over the line and pelting anyone who climbed into the bushes with (full) cans of beer was too much to deal with first thing in the morning. Gates opened and they pushed the metal barriers by the gate over (with me underneath) and at this point I realised there was a 20 min walk to the stage. So we ran in the mud. When we got there everyone from the other gate was in so I just grovelled to a security guard until he gave me a pass for the enlosure outside the heart! Certainly um... different from my experience at Earls Court

10-16-2001, 06:55 AM	#9
U2girl Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: slovenija Posts: 21,092 Local Time: 10:08 PM	ROTF LOL so-did the bladder make it to the toilet ok or not? it's a beautiful day, don't let it get awaaay... [This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 10-16-2001).]

10-16-2001, 07:23 AM	#11
JasonD The Fly Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Po'town N.Y. Posts: 39 Local Time: 09:08 PM	Funny! I wouldn't show this to any non-U2 fans though.

10-16-2001, 07:25 AM	#12
U2girl Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: slovenija Posts: 21,092 Local Time: 10:08 PM	there's one more apropriate line for "bladder trouble": in a little while i'll be there, in a little while, this hurt will hurt no more... also: "look i gotta go..." from the Fly gets a new meaning. [This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 10-16-2001).]

10-16-2001, 09:34 AM	#14
BabyGrace Refugee Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: even NJ loves NY Posts: 2,095 Local Time: 04:08 PM	betty are you making fun of me? or just stealing my ideas? loves Weird Al ------------------ but for the grace of love I'd will the meaning of heaven from above...

10-16-2001, 10:44 AM	#15
The_Sweetest_Thing MacPhisto's serving wench Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside a bubble Posts: 3,773 Local Time: 04:08 PM	lmao Hilarious manda...absolutely hilarious! Hope you made it to the bathroom okay!

10-17-2001, 12:43 AM	#16
zooropamanda Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Smile, you're reading my post Posts: 6,515 Local Time: 07:08 AM	Yeah whats this WEird Al stuff?! I aint that ugly

10-17-2001, 12:48 AM	#17
Salome you are what you is Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Netherlands Posts: 22,066 Local Time: 11:08 PM	HAAAHAHAHAHA hehehehe HAAHAHAHAHA hihihihi HAAHAHAHAHA ------------------ Salome Shake it, shake it, shake it

10-17-2001, 12:54 AM	#18
zooropamanda Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Smile, you're reading my post Posts: 6,515 Local Time: 07:08 AM	raises eyebrow and wonders if salomey is mocking her

10-17-2001, 12:55 AM	#19
Quano Abidji-Achibi The Fly Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 234 Local Time: 09:08 PM	i agree zoomanda! you DO look a bit like weired al! how uncanny?!?! ------------------ -death bear