Something new on the horizon!

[Galeongirl]

Did this thread's sarcasm detector break again? Ugh fine, I'll call the mechanics again.

 

[mikal]

Your first sign that there would not be a new album was that this is U2.

who?

 

[AiRMaRcI9o0]

They are going to announce that they've changed their name to The 2

 

[Chill Mike D]

lol

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

speaking of which, good lord! someone's selling zooropa condoms on ebay for $200!

now that's one expensive fuck

 

[Niceman]

wow. i wish i had your willpower to ignore all the signs that there won't be a new album.

Nah, I'm prolly just setting myself up for an even bigger fall.




Unless..... I'm not!

 

[mikal]

 

[theedgeu2]

I have SOA on my iPod.

 

[coolian2]

now that's one expensive fuck

i can think of more expensive

 

[Galeongirl]

They are going to announce that they've changed their name to The 2

Speaking of that, haven't seen our dearest bestest friend around here for a while... whatever happened to him? Did he never come back after seeing The 2 from his glorious super expensive seats?

 

[mikal]

who? ZOOTVTOURist? he and i only agreed on one thing.....Brett Favre was much better in the 90's.

 

[Sicy]

The 2 guy was brianvox or whatever.

 

[Galeongirl]

The 2 guy was brianvox or whatever.

Yes that was it! I couldn't remember his name.. he was pretty amusing for the time being.. Did I just start missing him or did he leave a while back?


ETA last activity, october 2009. Shame.

 

[mikal]

ah....i also miss the guy who said "mikal big kiss me suck" in one of the leak threads last year.

 

[Niceman]

ah....i also miss the guy who said "mikal big kiss me suck" in one of the leak threads last year.

I can imagine why!!

 

[U2387]

Thus there's a need for new U2 condoms!

I could see the headlines now. "Tax evader Bono now promotes promiscuity."

Of course, they are not tax evaders and safe sex is just an acknowledgement of reality, but with the flack Bono gets everywhere... people would flip.

Not that I'd mind some 360 condoms, but I think we're going to need a character to come back and sell them. It would have to be the Fly or The MirrorBall man!!

Or better yet MacPhisto!! "I know you like your nights to be exciting, so I brought these!(holds up condoms). Now my time among you is coming to an end, Zoo TV must ascend and take its place among all of the other satellites. But don't despair, I leave behind condoms for each of you!! Just look at them and remember my face, I tired old pop star in platform shoes! Unless you want more of us running around, use protection. Goodbye, world, I hope they give you Coldplay, good night (insert city here) fuck each other's brains out!!!".........Desire or Even Better... starts!

I usually get mine for free at concerts, so U2 would have to keep these people out, haha.

Often times Trojan is handing out condoms at concerts and the girls working for them will often stand there like bumps on a log and then as I walk by, get right in front of me with one in their hands. AWKWARD. I mean, I'd like to say I have a lot of use for those things, but I don't really..

My response is usually: " I would never get any(sadly true) unless you just picked me out, smiled at me and flipped your hair because you like me and not just to pitch your product."

It worked on one of them at Dave Matthews a few years back... that was a good night!

 

[Niceman]

I could see the headlines now. "Tax evader Bono now promotes promiscuity."

Rock Stars are SUPPOSED to promote promiscuity!

 

[VintagePunk]

IMO, he hasn't been promoting promiscuity quite enough, in the 00's.

 

[BVS]

i usually get mine for free at concerts, so u2 would have to keep these people out, haha.

Often times trojan is handing out condoms at concerts and the girls working for them will often stand there like bumps on a log and then as i walk by, get right in front of me with one in their hands. Awkward. I mean, i'd like to say i have a lot of use for those things, but i don't really..

My response is usually: " i would never get any(sadly true) unless you just picked me out, smiled at me and flipped your hair because you like me and not just to pitch your product."

it worked on one of them at dave matthews a few years back... That was a good night!

Um, TMI

 

[Niceman]

IMO, he hasn't been promoting promiscuity quite enough, in the 00's.

No, it's all been downhill since the shocking:

"Love is coming, push and shoving, in the belly of a woman."

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Um, TMI

 

[Galeongirl]

I could see the headlines now. "Tax evader Bono now promotes promiscuity."

Oh boy, the countless threads we'd get here with new "Irish" people signing up bitching about Bono... Fun times up ahead.

 

[Registered Dude]

I wonder if this all has to do with the new 3D televisions that are hitting the market.

maybe u23d is getting a release..

 

[zoocarolina]

Could be, but the 3D TV's are still way too expensive for the general public and I would think they would release U23D when it's a little more widespread.

Are we T-less then 2 weeks to the big announcement, no new songs/album/ep news by 4/1 and I'd say we're officially screwed!!!! I think they will drop something hot on us to say hey, we're still here and the tour's restarting!

 

[Gonna Run 2 U]

Place your bets. They will release a new "hit" single prior to the start of the tour. Album after the tour.

 

[mikal]

Place your bets. They will release a new "hit" single prior to the start of the tour. Album after the tour.

i'm with you, except i think the album comes much later (Oct/Nov 2011).

 

[zoocarolina]

Would be odd though to have a single then album after the tour, mikal are you thinking another tour after that album (early 2012)? I think it all makes sense to get the 4Q release, but if there is a single, I would like it be an EP and say proper album to follow after the tour otherwise is just the single enough? I don't think in any way shape or form they are going to release an album after the tour, they tour albums!

 

[mikal]

Would be odd though to have a single then album after the tour, mikal are you thinking another tour after that album (early 2012)? I think it all makes sense to get the 4Q release, but if there is a single, I would like it be an EP and say proper album to follow after the tour otherwise is just the single enough? I don't think in any way shape or form they are going to release an album after the tour, they tour albums!

that's the only thing that makes me eerie of an album in 2011. i just don't see them going back on tour that quickly. part of me thinks the next album may be 2012 with a tour in 2013. either way, hopefully we'll get a single/EP to at least hold us over because i believe we're in for another long and grueling wait after the tour.

 

[Shawn Bonneau]

Why would they release an album in the fall and not tour it? If the tour does indeed end in Rome and no more dates are added, I don't see why they'd release the album in October or November. They have never NOT toured an album, and they only had two albums that didn't have a States tour

SMB

 

[Gonna Run 2 U]

Thats true but thinking from Paul's perspective a new song/single from their next work would help milk extra money from a No Line On The Horizon tour. I bet a nice majority of the general public would think that "new single" is on NLOTH and mistakingly buy it They can release another single around when they want to release the new album followed by a tour.