Some Bin Laden jokes...

Gina Marie · 10-09-2001, 01:34 PM

Ok, these might be in poor taste-trust me, these are the TAMER ones

But just to try to relieve some anger through humor...

How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52, F-16, B-1

What is the Taliban's national bird? Duck

What is the difference between Christmas and Bin Laden? There will be a Christmas in December

What do you call Osama's stinkin corpse in the desert? Osama Been Rottin'

Anyone have any others-that are actually postable here?

~LadyLemon~ · 10-09-2001, 06:43 PM

hehehehe

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SkeeK · 10-09-2001, 07:23 PM

I like the christmas one. heh.

TylerDurden · 10-09-2001, 07:25 PM

Haha

[This message has been edited by TylerDurden (edited 10-09-2001).]

mikal · 10-09-2001, 07:31 PM

Say this:

I've Bin Laden the back seat of my car!

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U2Bama · 10-09-2001, 08:06 PM

Not to rain on everyone's parade, but don't you think that if The Osama were to read these jokes about him, it might hurt his feelings?

bonovista · 10-09-2001, 08:19 PM

LMFAO @ Christmas joke!!

And a double LMFAO @ Bama!!!!!!!

U2Bama · 10-09-2001, 10:25 PM

I was serious. It is not nice to make fun of him behind his back.

Supreme Cutlas · 10-09-2001, 10:39 PM

bama is right.

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MSU2mike · 10-09-2001, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Supreme Cutlas:
bama is right.

Of course the sad thing is that you probably really believe this.

Supreme Cutlas · 10-09-2001, 10:56 PM

ofcourse the sad things is mike, you have zero tolerance and despise those that you dont agree with one every single issue. that to me is sad.

perhaps im reading to deep in this, thus making my avove reply seemingly rediculous.

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**Bonochick** · 10-09-2001, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:
I was serious. It is not nice to make fun of him behind his back.

It's not behind his back. It's a public forum...Osama can come and read all of these threads...

Even he might be too scared of PLEBA though...

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mikal · 10-09-2001, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Supreme Cutlas:
ofcourse the sad things is mike, you have zero tolerance and despise those that you dont agree with one every single issue. that to me is sad.

perhaps im reading to deep in this, thus making my avove reply seemingly rediculous.

I thought you were talking about me for a second!

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I'm A Hot Stud.

Supreme Cutlas · 10-09-2001, 11:06 PM

you know i just reread what i wrote. im sorry mike that simply was not cool what i wrote. i gained nothing by it and at the same time labeled you something that i shouldnt have.

sorry.

i would delete the post, but since others have already seen it, i will let it stand.

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david · 10-10-2001, 01:08 AM

cave dwellers have feelings too... and i guess internet access.

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MEMHPIS-EVE 007 · 10-10-2001, 06:24 AM

He He He...

The christmas juke rocks!

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Achtung Bubba · 10-10-2001, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:
Not to rain on everyone's parade, but don't you think that if The Osama were to read these jokes about him, it might hurt his feelings?

One can hope.

bonovista · 10-10-2001, 08:05 AM

LOL @ Bonochick!!

Osama would be pissed if his name wasn't mentioned in PLEBA.

U2Byrd · 10-10-2001, 08:24 AM

Ok, these might be in poor taste-trust me, these are the TAMER ones
But just to try to relieve some anger through humor...

I want to see the other ones. Osma lost all his rights of having feelings when he killed 5,000 Americans.

Gina Marie · 10-10-2001, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:
Not to rain on everyone's parade, but don't you think that if The Osama were to read these jokes about him, it might hurt his feelings?

LMAO!!! Ok, I will try to find some more for you guys-it's just tough, cause most are WAY too *scandalous* even for here!

10-09-2001, 01:34 PM	#1
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 07:05 PM	Some Bin Laden jokes... Ok, these might be in poor taste-trust me, these are the TAMER ones But just to try to relieve some anger through humor... How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52, F-16, B-1 What is the Taliban's national bird? Duck What is the difference between Christmas and Bin Laden? There will be a Christmas in December What do you call Osama's stinkin corpse in the desert? Osama Been Rottin' Anyone have any others-that are actually postable here? __________________

10-09-2001, 06:43 PM	#2
~LadyLemon~ I Serve Larry's Stick Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Akron Posts: 7,392 Local Time: 08:05 PM	hehehehe ------------------ The goal is SOUL __________________

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U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 07:05 PM	Not to rain on everyone's parade, but don't you think that if The Osama were to read these jokes about him, it might hurt his feelings?

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U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 07:05 PM	I was serious. It is not nice to make fun of him behind his back.

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Supreme Cutlas The Fly Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 91 Local Time: 12:05 AM	bama is right. ------------------ -deathbear

10-09-2001, 10:56 PM	#11
Supreme Cutlas The Fly Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 91 Local Time: 12:05 AM	ofcourse the sad things is mike, you have zero tolerance and despise those that you dont agree with one every single issue. that to me is sad. perhaps im reading to deep in this, thus making my avove reply seemingly rediculous. ------------------ -deathbear

10-09-2001, 11:06 PM	#14
Supreme Cutlas The Fly Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 91 Local Time: 12:05 AM	you know i just reread what i wrote. im sorry mike that simply was not cool what i wrote. i gained nothing by it and at the same time labeled you something that i shouldnt have. sorry. i would delete the post, but since others have already seen it, i will let it stand. ------------------ -deathbear

10-10-2001, 01:08 AM	#15
david ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: southern california Posts: 10,919 Local Time: 05:05 PM	cave dwellers have feelings too... and i guess internet access. ------------------ The more of these I drink the more Bono makes sense.. - Bean from the KROQ Breakfast with U2.

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MEMHPIS-EVE 007 The Fly Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Long long tima ago,In a Galaxy far far away. Posts: 189 Local Time: 12:05 AM	He He He... The christmas juke rocks! ------------------ "I love you `cause I need to ,not because I need you..." -luminous times

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bonovista War Child Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the Bad Girls School where MissMac graduated from. Posts: 549 Local Time: 12:05 AM	LOL @ Bonochick!! Osama would be pissed if his name wasn't mentioned in PLEBA.

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U2Byrd The Fly Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Monkton, MD, USA Posts: 153 Local Time: 07:05 PM	Ok, these might be in poor taste-trust me, these are the TAMER ones But just to try to relieve some anger through humor... I want to see the other ones. Osma lost all his rights of having feelings when he killed 5,000 Americans.