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"Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
 
you little bastard unforgettable.....i demand you remove that signature. *sniff, sniff*..sadly it rings true. right about now i hate men, and that quote isn't making me feel any better
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Originally posted by TripThruUreWires:
you little bastard unforgettable.....i demand you remove that signature. *sniff, sniff*..sadly it rings true. right about now i hate men, and that quote isn't making me feel any better
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After I said nice things about you? well I never... Fine, I wont use my signature for a while, but Im not saying how long a while that may be.

My chick friends all hate men too, which is kinda bothering me cuz they all talk to me and complain but then go 'oh not you'... maybe I should be a 'little bastard' as you put it so people dont start thinking things about me... LOL
 
nah, don't remove it for any amount of time. it's actually quite funny, in a pathetic sort of way. it's kind of like, when i first read it, i started laughing hysterically, and then it hit me--duh--wait a minute, i shouldn't be laughing at this shit.
 
Oh... thems be fightin wurds, purdy fightin words... *droolz*


*snaps out of it*


RUN! DUCK AND COVER!

*dives under the blue mustang
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"Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
 
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One more step or the bears get it, Fly-Lo.



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"I suppose I do everything in extremes-laugh a lot, cry a lot, fight a lot, make love a lot, eat too much, drink too much, try too much, cry too much. Pass the onion..." -Bono

~April~(AIM:pOPLemonGirl)

*~The Official POP_Whore of Interference~*
 
Originally posted by Diemen:
But does he make you scream everytime he.....um, nevermind.


HAHA!

I never dissapoint!

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Orgasms are easy to come by when you're with me!
 
Read my signature... theyre fakin it bud

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"Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
 
Originally posted by ~unforgettableFOXfire~:
Read my signature... theyre fakin it bud


No, I usually have to take them to the doctor after I'm done with them!
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Oh well, I was gonna say if youre that bad at it and they get THAT hurt... but im not gonna waste my time... HAHAHA
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"Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
 
Originally posted by ~unforgettableFOXfire~:
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Oh well, I was gonna say if youre that bad at it and they get THAT hurt... but im not gonna waste my time... HAHAHA
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Actually, I'm even better than the real thing!

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I'm a person
 
Do we have to get into performance details now? jesus...
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All I need are some tasty waves, cool buzz, and I'm fine.
 
Originally posted by mikal:
How did you know?


Those 10 kids need food on the table, Cookie.

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"I suppose I do everything in extremes-laugh a lot, cry a lot, fight a lot, make love a lot, eat too much, drink too much, try too much, cry too much. Pass the onion..." -Bono

~April~(AIM:pOPLemonGirl)

*~The Official POP_Whore of Interference~*
 
yes bebe i can string words together to make a sentance, and no flygirl im not jailbait, and no i dont ever want to go to jail, and yes i do want a girlfriend, and no i will not sign on this dotted line and yes i am a bear, and yes im a reasonable man get off get off get off my case.

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-deathbear
 
Originally posted by Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear:
and no i will not sign on this dotted line and yes i am a bear, and yes im a reasonable man get off get off get off my case.


I'm afraid that you've already signed...
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[This message has been edited by christiana (edited 10-01-2001).]
 
LOL!!!



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All your are people too are belong to Fly Girl. ?
 
Originally posted by ~unforgettableFOXfire~:
Nothing wrong with whores, some of them are upstanding citizens

Actually, they aren't doing much standing up...that's the nature of the beast.
 
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