slow loris parody nostalgia thread

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Ass Hare

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look at what shit i found on my computer?????????? now aren't you so very happy? it's the rerun of the premiere of your favorite furry creature, ass hare!

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I'm cute, fuzzy, and I demand affection. I look like a cross between a rabbit and a Jheri curl, but sweatier. Humans are silly. Pet me now! I command you to lavish love on me!! By the way, I just heard a new U2 song. It goes something like, "Big Hares are Best"--"As long as you're on your knees, / And Hare's not on her back / *scat singing* / Oh yeah yeah yeah." My kind of song!

I am very much around you all the time, but you take me for granted. However, if you are ever lucky enough to realize an Ass Hare, whatever you do, don't shave it! It may look better at first, but it'll grow back twice as thick!

You humans are so fickle but so funny!

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whatever happened to that slow loris creature anyway?

*buuurp*

that's right...

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