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Old 01-19-2006, 06:31 PM   #1
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Signs of the U2 Apocalypse

With misinterpreted quotes, increasing age and widening waistlines causing undue panic in some fans thinking U2 will break up, I thought it would be useful to list the things that are sure signs that U2 really is breaking up. Please add to the list!


1. Bono plays guitar for an entire show.

2. Red Hill Mining Town video is released.
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Old 01-19-2006, 06:33 PM   #2
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3. Acrobat is finally played live
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Pop gets re-recorded.
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U2 releases a new album both this year and next year.
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Bono actually remembers every single lyric on the opening night of a tour.
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Edge is playing the blues with a fairly jazzy tone.




Also I feel that in ten years time U2 will not exist but the band members will still be active.

Yes U2 and Metallica are to merge.

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When the new album comes out and everyone in interference agrees it's good.
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3. Acrobat is finally played live
OMG yes.

i think if i were to ever meet the band, i would DEFINITELY ask them why they've never played Acrobat live. or else my life won't be complete and i'll die a sad U2-less death.

you guys are so clever! good ones, everybody ;]
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Adam Clayton....Sings!
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Re: Signs of the U2 Apocalypse

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...sure signs that U2 really is breaking up.
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U2 becomes cool again
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Larry talks more, Bono talks less, Adam ceases to be silently cool and Edge reveals that he still has hair!
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Larry talks more, Bono talks less, Adam ceases to be silently cool and Edge reveals that he still has hair!

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* Bono makes an entire album as mr. macphisto, and starts his own religion
* The edge improves the orgasmatron, and he decides to join a Nasa Project.
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Bono or Edge become granddaddies.

*sings Granddaddy's gonna pay for your crashed car*
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:58 PM   #19
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Adam has a sudden urge to front U2.

A new album has a title that can be said in a single breath.
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Bono tells of an anticipated release date and what the new album will be........................and he is spot on!!!
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