Signs of the U2 Apocalypse

[DignityPassesBy]

They start getting compared to the rolling stones

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Edge is pictured in the National Enquirer exiting the Hair Club For Men

Larry is the Time Person Of The Year for 06

Adam gets married

Bono successfully completes a year long vow of silence

 

[Muggsy]

U2 play in Colombia

 

[Eliv8]

Nobody wants to be in the eclipse

 

[Sting]

Bono grows his mullet again (hm... somehow I can see this happening)

The Edge plays one type of guitar... exclusively

Bono gives up Africa/Saving the World.

They play Electrical Storm, Acrobat, and Red Hill Mining Town live

Larry looks consistently happy throughout a show while playing

Larry tells Bono to "take his time" during his important speeches.

...and as others mentioned... Adam singing live would be a sure sign.

 

[Numb1075]

they record an album that sounds like "Punk rock made on Venus"

 

[MumblingBono]

"Survivor - The Emerald Isle" stars all 4 heading up different tribes

 

[BVS]

Adam Clayton....Sings!

It's already happened.

 

[Eliv8]

 

[bono_212]

Adam has a sudden urge to front U2.

A new album has a title that can be said in a single breath.

Seriously You can call HTDAAB Bomb or atomic bomb

But WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CALL ALL THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE BEHIND?
Behind
Leave?

 

[Lemonfix]

It's already happened.

Yeah but I don't count Your Blue Room, that's just talking

And I guess he did sing on the Simpsons....

 

[kafrun]

Yeah but I don't count Your Blue Room, that's just talking

And I guess he did sing on the Simpsons....

Endless Deep would qualify as singing, no?

 

[Axver]

Yeah but I don't count Your Blue Room, that's just talking

And I guess he did sing on the Simpsons....

Adam sung backing vocals live in the early days.

I also captured a screenshot of him contributing backing vocals to Bullet The Blue Sky during ZooTV.

 

[fly so high!]

Adam marries Yoko Ono!

 

[Numbology]

They announce a tour in which they drive in a big, 40ft watermelon to perform a song called 'Clubbing'.

 

[Lemonfix]

Adam Clayton....Sings!

Okay, okay, I get the point. Please disregard that post in favor of this one:

Adam Clayton....Sings!.....Lead Vocals!

 

[hay]

They announce a tour in which they drive in a big, 40ft watermelon to perform a song called 'Clubbing'.

Bono dyes his hair blonde and declares himself an emo

 

[julianamendoza]

Larry ages

Bono starts talking about the extraordinary old good times and how they no longer make beach balls like they used to

 

[Sue DeNym]

Bono or Edge become granddaddies.

Considering that Edge's oldest child is 21, that might not be as far off as you think...

How about...when they release Best of 1980-1990 on DVD!

Or the uncut version of Live At Red Rocks on DVD.

When Larry adopts a pet kitten.

The Edge ditches the hat for good and wears a "Bald Is Beautiful" T-shirt on tour.

 

[babyman]

Ali becomes the new Yoko Ono

 

[miss becky]

Edge stops wearing a beanie.

 

[JCOSTER]

Some of these DVD's are supposed to be released soon.

Signs of the end I hope I will never see........

U2 playing at a Six Flags (Great Adventure Park) near you!

 

[Queen Bee]

Bono comes to terms with his receding hairline and stops wearing cowboy hats.

 

[VertigoGal]

^and to add to that he takes off the horrible goggles.

I think people would take him more seriously on his Africa thing if he didn't parade around in them...he could sell his collection for charity, it's a win-win situation.

U2 release an album without a 10 million dollar marketing scheme, there's another one.

 

[Axver]

U2 release an album without a 10 million dollar marketing scheme, there's another one.

Instead, they spend $10 billion on sophisticated new technology that means that no matter where you are in the world, no matter what the time of day or weather is, you will see in the sky the following text:

U2 - [RIDICULOUSLY LONG ALBUM TITLE HERE]
BUY IT NOW FOR [RECOMMENDED LOCAL PRICE]
GOD COMMANDS YOU TO

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

MacPhisto returns

Adam Clayton streaks on stage and is kicked out of the band.

U2's new album is to be called "The Jesse Tree"

A friend called me at work today and said (I quote): "Breaking news, U2 broke up this morning!" Yeah apparently she had heard this and believed it to be true. I have to admit I had chest pain for a second until I realized this couldn't be.

 

[popmart86]

Adam Clayton....Sings!

well, he is moving around now...thats probably enough!!!

 

[BVS]

I think people would take him more seriously on his Africa thing if he didn't parade around in them...

I think he gets taken more seriously than most politicians right now, even with the sunglasses.

 

[u2granny]

^and to add to that he takes off the horrible goggles.

I think people would take him more seriously on his Africa thing if he didn't parade around in them...he could sell his collection for charity, it's a win-win situation.

U2 release an album without a 10 million dollar marketing scheme, there's another one.

And add to that Bono finally wears shoes with no high heel, three inch platform, or lifts.

 

[amerrydeath]

^and to add to that he takes off the horrible goggles.

I think people would take him more seriously on his Africa thing if he didn't parade around in them...he could sell his collection for charity, it's a win-win situation.

U2 release an album without a 10 million dollar marketing scheme, there's another one.