Zoots
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Do you think it'll help him or hurt him if Bono played Jesus in a Hollywood movie?
By the way, I think I know the answer to this...
By the way, I think I know the answer to this...
Should Bono play Jesus?
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DPrinceNY
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It just woudnt work
bono isnt tall enough and doesnt have the 6 pack abs either
bono isnt tall enough and doesnt have the 6 pack abs either
coemgen
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He already does play Jesus. 
Haven't you heard "One" from the Zoo TV video?
Haven't you heard "One" from the Zoo TV video?
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Zoots
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I have only watched the Until The End performance and some other bits. I have to really go and get ZooTV on VHS cos it doesn't seem to be coming out on DVD anytime soon.
And I was joking with my original post. I hope he doesn't do something stupid like that. There already are too many idiots out there calling him a overly self-righteous Christ wannabe. Makes me mad.
And I was joking with my original post. I hope he doesn't do something stupid like that. There already are too many idiots out there calling him a overly self-righteous Christ wannabe. Makes me mad.
Shaliz
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Zootlesque said:Do you think it'll help him or hurt him if Bono played Jesus in a Hollywood movie?
By the way, I think I know the answer to this...
sallycinnamon78
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what a great thread. it cheered me up in spite of myself! 
beau2ifulday
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Bono should play God, not Jesus
Macfistowannabe
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Good poinT.coemgen said:He already does play Jesus.
coemgen
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Jesus is God.
all_i_want
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coemgen said:Jesus is God.
oh here we go again
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Zoots
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RobH said:
Exactly! Scott Jesus Christ Pose Stapp!
Flying FuManchu
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Stapp stole the Jesus pose from Bono. Unfortunately, Bono is taking it back.
coemgen
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Wow, Flying FuManchu, right after I read your post the beginning of U2's cover of "Helter Skelter" from "Rattle and Hum" played in my head.
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Canadiens1131
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Jesus isn't cool enough to be played by Bono.
intedomine
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Well, in my opinion Bono is doing more for the world we live in than Jesus did back in his day, and is probably a better bloke overall too. Bono is more magical too.
So I'd be asking who would play Bono rather than Jesus.
Bono might as well be God, if God exists.
So I'd be asking who would play Bono rather than Jesus.
Bono might as well be God, if God exists.
intedomine said:
That´s one of the most absurd posts I have ever read. Saying that Bono is "a better bloke" and "more magical" than Jesus is something really stupid. I mean come on he is a great guy and all, but your fanatism for him is just too much. He is just a ROCK STAR, not the son of God or something like that. Yes he does give back a lot to people that need it, but he receives a LOT more than what he gives. I am not a devote Catholic or Christian, but however I think that that statement is really off. Bono is a good guy, but he is not the best bloke out there and certainly not "better than Jesus".
shaun vox
New Yorker
bano cant play god
GOD still has his voice and hair! and bano sounds like a horse on most of the songs(live)
GOD still has his voice and hair! and bano sounds like a horse on most of the songs(live)
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Axver said:
He moves in mysterious ways....!
stagman
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this is a really crap thread
Aardvark747
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DPrinceNY said:It just woudnt work
bono isnt tall enough and doesnt have the 6 pack abs either
Jesus had a six pack?!!
My my, that man WAS the best wasnt he!
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
coemgen said:Jesus is God.
No he's not. I AM GOD and the sooner you all accept this fact the better.
Pero
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Muggsy
Refugee
Bono doesn't look like a hippie... and all the paintings and the movies prove that Jesus was a hippie
sallycinnamon78
New Yorker
It's just occurred to me - as Alanis Morissette played God in Dogma, Bono should be Supreme Overlord God of all Dimensions and Forms of Reality Including Perception of God (there's a very long queue for that position at the Job Centre).
