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Old 03-17-2005, 01:34 PM   #1
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Should Bono play Jesus?

Do you think it'll help him or hurt him if Bono played Jesus in a Hollywood movie?





By the way, I think I know the answer to this...
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Old 03-17-2005, 01:37 PM   #2
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It just woudnt work
bono isnt tall enough and doesnt have the 6 pack abs either
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He already does play Jesus. Haven't you heard "One" from the Zoo TV video?
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I have only watched the Until The End performance and some other bits. I have to really go and get ZooTV on VHS cos it doesn't seem to be coming out on DVD anytime soon.

And I was joking with my original post. I hope he doesn't do something stupid like that. There already are too many idiots out there calling him a overly self-righteous Christ wannabe. Makes me mad.
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Re: Should Bono play Jesus?

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Do you think it'll help him or hurt him if Bono played Jesus in a Hollywood movie?





By the way, I think I know the answer to this...
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Old 03-17-2005, 02:26 PM   #6
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what a great thread. it cheered me up in spite of myself!
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:27 PM   #7
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The question is, "Should Jesus play Bono?"
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Bono should play God, not Jesus
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He already does play Jesus. Haven't you heard "One" from the Zoo TV video?
Good poinT.
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Jesus is God.
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Jesus is God.
oh here we go again
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:36 PM   #12
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Where does Scott Stapp figure into this discussion?
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Where does Scott Stapp figure into this discussion?
Exactly! Scott Jesus Christ Pose Stapp!
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Stapp stole the Jesus pose from Bono. Unfortunately, Bono is taking it back.
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:48 PM   #15
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Wow, Flying FuManchu, right after I read your post the beginning of U2's cover of "Helter Skelter" from "Rattle and Hum" played in my head.
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Jesus isn't cool enough to be played by Bono.
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Old 03-17-2005, 04:07 PM   #17
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Maybe Bono could play another god. Like one of the lesser gods in the Greek heirarchy.
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Or, he could literally play God...like in a game of checkers or something. I think Bono would win!
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I'd like to see Bono try to play the Holy Spirit.
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Well, in my opinion Bono is doing more for the world we live in than Jesus did back in his day, and is probably a better bloke overall too. Bono is more magical too.

So I'd be asking who would play Bono rather than Jesus.

Bono might as well be God, if God exists.
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