'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

[Eliv8]

In God's Country
The real lyrics were:
Sleep comes like a drug in God's country.
But I misheard them as:
Slip slide slappy drunk in God's country.

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
The real lyrics were:
I believe in the kingdom come.
But I misheard them as:
I believe in the King of Kong.

Mysterious Ways
The real lyrics were:
She moves in mysterious ways
But I misheard them as:
Shamu the mysterious whale

One
The real lyrics were:
It's too late tonight
To drag the past out into the light.
But I misheard them as:
It's too late tonight
To drag your pants out into the light.

Running To Stand Still
The real lyrics were:
So she woke, woke up from where she was
But I misheard them as:
Social worker woke up from where she was

Found these on another site. Ever misheard a U2 lyric?

 

[wertsie]

hehehe...Funny stuff!

I used to think that Ultraviolet went "Sometimes I feel like I don't know, sometimes I feel I chicken out." bwahahaha...But that's the only mistake I can think of that I've made.

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"We're one, but we're not the same..."

http://U2Baby.com

 

[sparkys girl]

lmao, those are hilarious!

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Is it getting hot in here or is it just ADAM??
*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[Zoomerang96]

your weired.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

 

[notiti]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
your weired.

agreed.
I know Calluna used to think it was "I have spoke with a ton of angles" as opposed to in the tounge of. Oh and when I was like eight I thought that in Pride they said "They took your life - they could not take your pie." I was like, well if he's dead why can't they?


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It's like lotto - you gotta be in it to win it.


Keepin it krunk...

 

[Zoomerang96]

haha, notiti your brilliant.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

 

[sharky]

wait, its tongue of angels instead of ton of angels? oh geez, it took me ten years to realize this. Thank you notiti!

and if someone can find the actual lyrics to Elvis Presley and America, I will be impressed. I don't even think Bono has them.

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Originally posted by wertsie:

I used to think that Ultraviolet went "Sometimes I feel like I don't know, sometimes I feel I chicken out." bwahahaha

LOL!!! I used to make the same mistake!!

I have misheard many-a-lyric, but this one's my favorite:

Real Lyrics:
In a Little While
I won't be blown by every breeze

What I heard:
In a Little While
I won't be blown by evergreens

WTF?? I have no idea what I was thinking.

 

[U2girl]

Yup, quite a few misheard lyrics over here too.

I did the Ultraviolet thing too! And in One i heard "too late to drag the passed out into the light".

The weirdest misheard lyrics is from I still haven't found...
"i have climbed"
me: "Achill yeah"
(of course, that was years ago and my English wasn't yet what it is today LOL)

 

[Nancy]

in "staring at the sun":

what i heard:
"..(words i never understood)...
judy freer
she never really belonged to me."

the real lyrics:
"I left it in the
duty free
But you never really belonged to me."

even after listening to it after knowing the real lyrics, it still sounds like "judy freer" to me. anyone with me on this?

 

[kobayashi]

am i the only one still trying to figure out why this thread is called Scuse me while I kiss this guy?
or am i just dumbdumb?

 

[Screaming Flower]

Originally posted by kobayashi:
am i the only one still trying to figure out why this thread is called Scuse me while I kiss this guy?
or am i just dumbdumb?

excuse me while i kiss the sky. -hendrix

yes, kobe, you are dumbdumb.

 

[kobayashi]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
excuse me while i kiss the sky. -hendrix

yes, kobe, you are dumbdumb.

i knowknow.

 

[sharky]

back around the time Discoteque was released, someone transcribed the lyrics for the U2 board on AOL as "you know you're chewing Bolly Brob." from that point on, members of the AOL group referred to themselves as Bolly Brobbers.

 

[Hawkmoon269]

A bunch of misheard U2 lyrics can be found in this place: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/u2.shtml, when i was reading them i was ROTFLOL

, some are a little lame, but others are really funny.

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The more you take the less you feel
The less you know the more you believe
The more you have the more it takes today


[This message has been edited by Hawkmoon269 (edited 05-22-2002).]

 

[wertsie]

There is actually a book called "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" that has misheard lyrics from a bunch of different artists. U2 was in there too, but I can't quite remember which lyrics they were...

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"We're one, but we're not the same..."

http://U2Baby.com

 

[ballykissangel]

well, at the Phoenix Elevation 1st leg gig, when the guys did "I Will Follow", and the Walk Away, Walk Away, ...chorus was being sung, my son was bellowing out at the top of his lungs...'UNDERWEAR, UNDERWEAR, UNDERWEAR, UNDERWEAR, I WILL FOLLOW."