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Old 10-24-2001, 09:28 PM   #1
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REPORT CARD TIME: CHECK YOUR SCORE!

ok, here i rank and order all of you, with my grading system. its between 1-20. 1 is pure ass-shit and 20 is brilliant, jebediah springfield superb-like.

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achtung bebe: 6

angela harlem: 4

deathbear: 20

u2bama: 3

larrymullenwhore: 8

salome: 1

sg: .5

brettig: never makes new threads.

80's: 7

msu2mike: 3.5

calluna: 3

angel: 19

db9: -.7

skeek: 9

swallow: -

wanderer: -8

zoomanda: she fell off the chart, she made no good progress in the last quarter, thus she fails to even qualify for a grade.

foray: same as zoomanda

rougerum: 2.4

abel: 4

likeo2: 1

mikal: 8

christiana: 1.7

naya: 5

whortence: shit-ass bad, no numbers awarded.

seven: terrible form, no thought ever embodied in your posts - 1.3

FOX: i must say coming from london is a strike on your right off the bat. your automatic default score of 3 is going to be downgraded to .67

trip: lets just say if you want to fight me, you can, your pretty and all, but your posts sure arent - 3.

mug222: that post was funny, im giving you a 12.

bonochick: id like to say some positives about you and your posting, however since there are none, i will head straight for the negatives. you are constantly trying to negotiate, riding the fine line of indecency and rectishner flambulence and trying to covert and undermine my basic principles. for this, you get a 6.

popkidu2: your a terrible person, and have no wit, sense of humor or compassion for the human race. aside from that, your knowledge of the continent of australia is so shotty, that a hole digging mole knows more about your residency than you do. you currently hold a 4.7.

arun v: you get a 9. dont complain, its good.
your a good guy with more guitar skills than i have.

nicamom: 21

u2la: 30
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i will finish marking your papers later on, but for now these are all the marks i have completed thus far. you should all feel ashamed and should run away from your computer, since clearly none of you have an imagination worth wasting here.

thanks and goodnight.

*for a free brochure of my grading system plese send $15 to...

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Old 10-24-2001, 09:30 PM   #2
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This is complete crap; considering all the times you replied "brilliant" to my threads or ideas, I merit higher than a "3"
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Old 10-24-2001, 09:31 PM   #3
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5????????

A freakin 5????????!!!??111????







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Old 10-24-2001, 09:32 PM   #4
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you must keep in mind that whenever i didnt say brilliant, that means you did a rancid job.

i hope you keep your head down in shame.

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Old 10-24-2001, 09:33 PM   #5
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quiet you sg.

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Old 10-24-2001, 09:36 PM   #6
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You bastard...
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Old 10-24-2001, 09:37 PM   #7
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See, Death Bear, this is exactly why I don't mess with ya'
this way I don't even make the list!
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A lousy 6...

Well atleast my name is first on the list *kisses deathbear on the cheek*



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Old 10-24-2001, 09:37 PM   #9
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I want a report too... lousy zoomerang... dont make me bitch about fries and all that shit again! DONT MAKE ME! LOL ahh do whatever you want, i dont really care... Im gettin close to 300 posts tho
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Old 10-24-2001, 09:39 PM   #10
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bebe you only went first so that i could write your stupid name down first before i forgot it.

seven i will rank you, though you wont like the score, i think thats safe to say.

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Old 10-24-2001, 09:41 PM   #11
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Looks like I'm the best of the worst of the worst (of the worst of the best, with some applesauce for good measure?)

congratulations deathbear... for sucking!

Is this futile little exercise just for new topics?
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I've hung around this godforsaken, fly-infested hellhole for 13 months in an attempt to gain the slightest nod of recognition from the most holiest of creatures, "He Who Must Not be Named", and I have not made his sacred list. I have disappointed myself and my country, and I hang my head in shame.
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mikal: 8

Woohoo!!!!!!! Thanks Professor Deathbear!

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Old 10-24-2001, 09:48 PM   #14
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bebe you only went first so that i could write your stupid name down first before i forgot it.


Suddenly I do not feel so moved to uphold your legacy after you take off for Europe.

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Old 10-24-2001, 09:49 PM   #15
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I had fries today and thought of you, deathbear.

I don't do that for just anyone.

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*keeps her head down in shame*
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Old 10-24-2001, 09:50 PM   #17
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Suddenly I do not feel so moved to uphold your legacy after you take off for Europe.
good, i wouldnt want someone as terrible of a poster as you to do such a thing anyway.

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Old 10-24-2001, 09:52 PM   #18
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Bah... deathbear... tsk tsk tsk... remember, I was nice when i was posting the other day... Dont make me go bear hunting! I want my score! BAH!!!
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Oh, that's just great. I get a three??? Why you little @#!! Well, I have developed a rating system of my own and I give you a G for Gao!

blargy deathbear!!!
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