REPORT CARD TIME: CHECK YOUR SCORE!

Zoomerang96 · 10-24-2001, 09:28 PM

ok, here i rank and order all of you, with my grading system. its between 1-20. 1 is pure ass-shit and 20 is brilliant, jebediah springfield superb-like.

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achtung bebe: 6

angela harlem: 4

deathbear: 20

u2bama: 3

larrymullenwhore: 8

salome: 1

sg: .5

brettig: never makes new threads.

80's: 7

msu2mike: 3.5

calluna: 3

angel: 19

db9: -.7

skeek: 9

swallow: -

wanderer: -8

zoomanda: she fell off the chart, she made no good progress in the last quarter, thus she fails to even qualify for a grade.

foray: same as zoomanda

rougerum: 2.4

abel: 4

likeo2: 1

mikal: 8

christiana: 1.7

naya: 5

whortence: shit-ass bad, no numbers awarded.

seven: terrible form, no thought ever embodied in your posts - 1.3

FOX: i must say coming from london is a strike on your right off the bat. your automatic default score of 3 is going to be downgraded to .67

trip: lets just say if you want to fight me, you can, your pretty and all, but your posts sure arent - 3.

mug222: that post was funny, im giving you a 12.

bonochick: id like to say some positives about you and your posting, however since there are none, i will head straight for the negatives. you are constantly trying to negotiate, riding the fine line of indecency and rectishner flambulence and trying to covert and undermine my basic principles. for this, you get a 6.

popkidu2: your a terrible person, and have no wit, sense of humor or compassion for the human race. aside from that, your knowledge of the continent of australia is so shotty, that a hole digging mole knows more about your residency than you do. you currently hold a 4.7.

arun v: you get a 9. dont complain, its good.
your a good guy with more guitar skills than i have.

nicamom: 21

u2la: 30
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i will finish marking your papers later on, but for now these are all the marks i have completed thus far. you should all feel ashamed and should run away from your computer, since clearly none of you have an imagination worth wasting here.

thanks and goodnight.

*for a free brochure of my grading system plese send $15 to...

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-death bear

[This message has been edited by Zoomerang96 (edited 10-24-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Zoomerang96 (edited 10-28-2001).]

U2Bama · 10-24-2001, 09:30 PM

This is complete crap; considering all the times you replied "brilliant" to my threads or ideas, I merit higher than a "3"

**Sicy** · 10-24-2001, 09:31 PM

5????????

A freakin 5????????!!!??111????

You will die a slow death.

Zoomerang96 · 10-24-2001, 09:32 PM

you must keep in mind that whenever i didnt say brilliant, that means you did a rancid job.

i hope you keep your head down in shame.

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-death bear

Zoomerang96 · 10-24-2001, 09:33 PM

quiet you sg.

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-death bear

Se7en · 10-24-2001, 09:36 PM

You bastard...

U2SJ · 10-24-2001, 09:37 PM

See, Death Bear, this is exactly why I don't mess with ya'
this way I don't even make the list!

Achtung_Bebe · 10-24-2001, 09:37 PM

A lousy 6...

Well atleast my name is first on the list *kisses deathbear on the cheek*

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U2's Official Aussie Fan

Acrob@t:
Feedback's Official Acrob@tic Individual

unforgettableFOXfire · 10-24-2001, 09:37 PM

I want a report too... lousy zoomerang... dont make me bitch about fries and all that shit again! DONT MAKE ME! LOL

ahh do whatever you want, i dont really care... Im gettin close to 300 posts tho

Zoomerang96 · 10-24-2001, 09:39 PM

bebe you only went first so that i could write your stupid name down first before i forgot it.

seven i will rank you, though you wont like the score, i think thats safe to say.

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-death bear

SkeeK · 10-24-2001, 09:41 PM

Looks like I'm the best of the worst of the worst (of the worst of the best, with some applesauce for good measure?)

congratulations deathbear... for sucking!

Is this futile little exercise just for new topics?

mug222 · 10-24-2001, 09:43 PM

I've hung around this godforsaken, fly-infested hellhole for 13 months in an attempt to gain the slightest nod of recognition from the most holiest of creatures, "He Who Must Not be Named", and I have not made his sacred list. I have disappointed myself and my country, and I hang my head in shame.

mikal · 10-24-2001, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:

mikal: 8

Woohoo!!!!!!! Thanks Professor Deathbear!

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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono

Achtung_Bebe · 10-24-2001, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
bebe you only went first so that i could write your stupid name down first before i forgot it.

Suddenly I do not feel so moved to uphold your legacy after you take off for Europe.

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 10-24-2001, 09:49 PM

I had fries today and thought of you, deathbear.

I don't do that for just anyone.

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She don't care what it's worth
She's living like it's the last night on earth

Proud Owner of Larry's Stick!!!

~*April*~
(AIM-POPLemonGirl)

christiana · 10-24-2001, 09:50 PM

*keeps her head down in shame*

Zoomerang96 · 10-24-2001, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Achtung_Bebe:

Suddenly I do not feel so moved to uphold your legacy after you take off for Europe.

good, i wouldnt want someone as terrible of a poster as you to do such a thing anyway.

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-death bear

unforgettableFOXfire · 10-24-2001, 09:52 PM

Bah... deathbear... tsk tsk tsk... remember, I was nice when i was posting the other day... Dont make me go bear hunting! I want my score! BAH!!!

**Sicy** · 10-24-2001, 09:54 PM

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Calluna · 10-24-2001, 09:57 PM

Oh, that's just great. I get a three??? Why you little @#!! Well, I have developed a rating system of my own and I give you a G for Gao!

blargy deathbear!!!
*shakes fist at the heavens*

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

10-24-2001, 09:28 PM	#1
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,465 Local Time: 05:25 PM	REPORT CARD TIME: CHECK YOUR SCORE! ok, here i rank and order all of you, with my grading system. its between 1-20. 1 is pure ass-shit and 20 is brilliant, jebediah springfield superb-like. -------- achtung bebe: 6 angela harlem: 4 deathbear: 20 u2bama: 3 larrymullenwhore: 8 salome: 1 sg: .5 brettig: never makes new threads. 80's: 7 msu2mike: 3.5 calluna: 3 angel: 19 db9: -.7 skeek: 9 swallow: - wanderer: -8 zoomanda: she fell off the chart, she made no good progress in the last quarter, thus she fails to even qualify for a grade. foray: same as zoomanda rougerum: 2.4 abel: 4 likeo2: 1 mikal: 8 christiana: 1.7 naya: 5 whortence: shit-ass bad, no numbers awarded. seven: terrible form, no thought ever embodied in your posts - 1.3 FOX: i must say coming from london is a strike on your right off the bat. your automatic default score of 3 is going to be downgraded to .67 trip: lets just say if you want to fight me, you can, your pretty and all, but your posts sure arent - 3. mug222: that post was funny, im giving you a 12. bonochick: id like to say some positives about you and your posting, however since there are none, i will head straight for the negatives. you are constantly trying to negotiate, riding the fine line of indecency and rectishner flambulence and trying to covert and undermine my basic principles. for this, you get a 6. popkidu2: your a terrible person, and have no wit, sense of humor or compassion for the human race. aside from that, your knowledge of the continent of australia is so shotty, that a hole digging mole knows more about your residency than you do. you currently hold a 4.7. arun v: you get a 9. dont complain, its good. your a good guy with more guitar skills than i have. nicamom: 21 u2la: 30 ------ i will finish marking your papers later on, but for now these are all the marks i have completed thus far. you should all feel ashamed and should run away from your computer, since clearly none of you have an imagination worth wasting here. thanks and goodnight. *for a free brochure of my grading system plese send $15 to... ------------------ -death bear [This message has been edited by Zoomerang96 (edited 10-24-2001).] [This message has been edited by Zoomerang96 (edited 10-28-2001).] __________________

10-24-2001, 09:30 PM	#2
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 05:25 PM	This is complete crap; considering all the times you replied "brilliant" to my threads or ideas, I merit higher than a "3" __________________

10-24-2001, 09:57 PM	#20
Calluna Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cloud Cookoo Land Posts: 3,542 Local Time: 03:25 PM	Oh, that's just great. I get a three??? Why you little @#!! Well, I have developed a rating system of my own and I give you a G for Gao! blargy deathbear!!! shakes fist at the heavens ------------------ Remember the goul. Shake n' bake Do whatever it takes __________________

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Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 71,047 Local Time: 02:25 PM	5???????? A freakin 5????????!!!??111???? You will die a slow death.

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Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,465 Local Time: 05:25 PM	you must keep in mind that whenever i didnt say brilliant, that means you did a rancid job. i hope you keep your head down in shame. ------------------ -death bear

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Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,465 Local Time: 05:25 PM	quiet you sg. ------------------ -death bear

10-24-2001, 09:36 PM	#6
Se7en Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: all around in the dark - everywhere Posts: 3,531 Local Time: 05:25 PM	You bastard...

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U2SJ Refugee Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: San Jose, Ca USA Posts: 2,090 Local Time: 03:25 PM	See, Death Bear, this is exactly why I don't mess with ya' this way I don't even make the list!

10-24-2001, 09:37 PM	#8
Achtung_Bebe New Yorker Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Beneath the noise, below the din Posts: 2,859 Local Time: 04:25 PM	A lousy 6... Well atleast my name is first on the list kisses deathbear on the cheek ------------------ Zooropamanda: U2's Official Aussie Fan Acrob@t: Feedback's Official Acrob@tic Individual

10-24-2001, 09:37 PM	#9
unforgettableFOXfire I serve MacPhisto Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 2,053 Local Time: 05:25 PM	I want a report too... lousy zoomerang... dont make me bitch about fries and all that shit again! DONT MAKE ME! LOL ahh do whatever you want, i dont really care... Im gettin close to 300 posts tho

10-24-2001, 09:39 PM	#10
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,465 Local Time: 05:25 PM	bebe you only went first so that i could write your stupid name down first before i forgot it. seven i will rank you, though you wont like the score, i think thats safe to say. ------------------ -death bear

10-24-2001, 09:41 PM	#11
SkeeK The Original Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hamilton, ON Posts: 4,163 Local Time: 05:25 PM	Looks like I'm the best of the worst of the worst (of the worst of the best, with some applesauce for good measure?) congratulations deathbear... for sucking! Is this futile little exercise just for new topics?

10-24-2001, 09:43 PM	#12
mug222 War Child Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 526 Local Time: 10:25 PM	I've hung around this godforsaken, fly-infested hellhole for 13 months in an attempt to gain the slightest nod of recognition from the most holiest of creatures, "He Who Must Not be Named", and I have not made his sacred list. I have disappointed myself and my country, and I hang my head in shame.

10-24-2001, 09:49 PM	#15
LarryMullen's POPAngel Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I'll be up with the sun, I'm not coming down... Posts: 53,698 Local Time: 05:25 PM	I had fries today and thought of you, deathbear. I don't do that for just anyone. ------------------ She don't care what it's worth She's living like it's the last night on earth Proud Owner of Larry's Stick!!! *~April~* (AIM-POPLemonGirl)

10-24-2001, 09:50 PM	#16
christiana New Yorker Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 2,703 Local Time: 06:25 AM	keeps her head down in shame

10-24-2001, 09:52 PM	#18
unforgettableFOXfire I serve MacPhisto Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 2,053 Local Time: 05:25 PM	Bah... deathbear... tsk tsk tsk... remember, I was nice when i was posting the other day... Dont make me go bear hunting! I want my score! BAH!!!

10-24-2001, 09:54 PM	#19
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