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Old 10-14-2001, 05:05 AM   #1
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my own great dating tips for guys!!

hey gang!!!

well me and two of my friends today figured out the key to a girls heart tonite. it works %100 of the time, so you naught fear over rejection.

we sat at a table with lots of passer-byers, and everytime ladies would walk by, one guy would wave and say "hey gang!" and then the next one would say the same thing, and then the final guy would also say the same thing along with the wave, ofcourse.

id say it was close to %4 of the time, the girls looked more than once, and responded with their own "hello."

it should be noted though, that i was bearing a grotesque t-shirt with a bear head on a plate with blood along with a knive and fork. it made the girls lust for me. another thing for you guys to do: wear t-shirts and things and stuff. girls will %100 of the time fall for a guy who wears clothes.

anyway, after a full hour of this, we went home. sure we danced alot, and yes, we did grind with ALOT of guys. see, girls like it when the dance floor is packed and they see you being packtlikesardinesinacrushdtinbox by other strange guys and you start grinding with them. sure the other guy will turn around and stare a hole through your head as your smiling and singing "grinding with guys!" but trust me gang, girls who witness this event will fall for it EVERYTIME.

so guys remember:

1. wear clothes
2. say "hey gang!" really loudly, clearly and lamely, while stretching the aaaaa in gang with a huge "bear"-like smile and wussy wave.
3. grind with guys. on the dnace floor, even if its nearly empty, find a guy and start grinding him up like theres no tommorow. girls will LOVE this and rush over to you immediately.

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these are the thing ive learnt, experienced, and now am telling you free of charge so that you too may have as great luck in real life with ladies as im currently enjoying!!

oh and one more thing. when you try these tips, please report back to me as to the effectiveness of the procedures. thanks.

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Old 10-14-2001, 05:23 AM   #2
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hey gang!!!

2. say "hey gang!" really loudly, clearly and lamely, while stretching the aaaaa in gang with a huge "bear"-like smile and wussy wave.


Just two questions:[list=1][*] "Hey gang?" What is this, "Scooby Doo?" Thanks for keeping your vernacular current.[*] Grinding with guys? What type of dating tips are you providing? Ways to pick up women or men? C'mon, admit in, you bears go for anything.[/list=a]

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Hey Gaang!!! *waves and grins*

Like this, bear?

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Old 10-14-2001, 05:27 AM   #4
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yes calluna you are right and no dr who i do not swing both ways there is nothing different about grinding with guys for your information

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dr who i do not swing both ways there is nothing different about grinding with guys for your information

Classic case of denial if I ever saw one. The closet is the next door to the left.
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Aha!! Detected my fatal flaw!!
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wanderer and swallow did you write these down

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LOL!!! doesn't it get COLD in the Netherlands walking around like that??
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hey gang!!!

well me and two of my friends today figured out the key to a girls heart tonite. it works %100 of the time, so you naught fear over rejection.

we sat at a table with lots of passer-byers, and everytime ladies would walk by, one guy would wave and say "hey gang!" and then the next one would say the same thing, and then the final guy would also say the same thing along with the wave, ofcourse.

id say it was close to %4 of the time, the girls looked more than once, and responded with their own "hello."

it should be noted though, that i was bearing a grotesque t-shirt with a bear head on a plate with blood along with a knive and fork. it made the girls lust for me. another thing for you guys to do: wear t-shirts and things and stuff. girls will %100 of the time fall for a guy who wears clothes.

anyway, after a full hour of this, we went home. sure we danced alot, and yes, we did grind with ALOT of guys. see, girls like it when the dance floor is packed and they see you being packtlikesardinesinacrushdtinbox by other strange guys and you start grinding with them. sure the other guy will turn around and stare a hole through your head as your smiling and singing "grinding with guys!" but trust me gang, girls who witness this event will fall for it EVERYTIME.

so guys remember:

1. wear clothes
2. say "hey gang!" really loudly, clearly and lamely, while stretching the aaaaa in gang with a huge "bear"-like smile and wussy wave.
3. grind with guys. on the dnace floor, even if its nearly empty, find a guy and start grinding him up like theres no tommorow. girls will LOVE this and rush over to you immediately.

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these are the thing ive learnt, experienced, and now am telling you free of charge so that you too may have as great luck in real life with ladies as im currently enjoying!!

oh and one more thing. when you try these tips, please report back to me as to the effectiveness of the procedures. thanks.

...and you say my threads are the worst.



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Old 10-14-2001, 02:42 PM   #11
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u2girl, if youd remember nicely now, we had both agreed that that was in the past?

if you want to get in another fight, fighting with me never works for the other person, as i am always right and the other person is always wrong.

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u2girl, if youd remember nicely now, we had both agreed that that was in the past?

if you want to get in another fight, fighting with me never works for the other person, as i am always right and the other person is always wrong.

we agreed?
WHAT?
WHEN?!?
if my memory serves me right, we haven't talked about this yet. ever.

it wasn't so long ago when you came charging in onto a very friendly thread of mine.
not to mention you are negative about my threads over 99% of the time. (not forgetting i didn't say anything at a lot of your posts-which were, frankly, worse than anything i ever wrote. and that goes for either the ones written by your username or some other handle you have-Supreme cutlas etc...)

would it really be to much for you to be at least normal towards what i write?
and if you don't like it, just ignore it.




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Old 10-14-2001, 02:51 PM   #13
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lol u2Girl you are a piece of work. its ok, i still love you. i just dont know why you feel the need to barge in here and bombard me with this now, for no apparent reason.

but seriously. enough already, if you cant remember our mutual agreement, then i suggest you take my word for it.

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Old 10-14-2001, 02:54 PM   #14
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would it really be to much for you to be at least normal towards what i write?
and if you don't like it, just ignore it.

anyone who reads this post from top to bottom will know that this tip of advise is not something you yourself follow.

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lol u2Girl you are a piece of work. its ok, i still love you. i just dont know why you feel the need to barge in here and bombard me with this now, for no apparent reason.

but seriously. enough already, if you cant remember our mutual agreement, then i suggest you take my word for it.

no apparent reason? it's a no good thread-and a stupid joke, if that's what it is.
the reason is you attacking me constantly.

you know there was never any agreement. you mean what happened after the "all of my posts on page 1" project? that was a shut down thread, not an agreement.


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anyone who reads this post from top to bottom will know that this tip of advise is not something you yourself follow.

don't make a rule out of an exception. you know i don't reply to your threads in general.

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wow, u2girl, do you want to vent anymore or...?

i cant see where this is coming from. in fact i dont believe i even posted in that thread your talking about.

but now you calling this thread bad hurts my feelings. can you please leave it alone if you dont like it.

im seriously having fun right now, you truly intrigue me.

well then, carry on please. surely you must have something better to do.

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i just dont know why you feel the need to barge in here and bombard me with this now, for no apparent reason.


oh and...
what difference would it make if i wrote this before (or later) in time?
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i cant see where this is coming from. in fact i dont believe i even posted in that thread your talking about.


oh come on, don't act all innocent now. just think how many times you were bashing in my threads.

and, yes, you did post in that thread. it was all about a smiley for Sicy (remember)?
your reply was by all means negative.

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Old 10-15-2001, 03:13 AM   #20
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LOL

dont you know when to quit already?

im tired of being your punching bag for today.

and another thing, i cant wait any longer for you to turn around and post a big smily face at the top of your post and act like nothing ever happened. your notorious for that which is good, so perhaps you should try it now. this argument has worn me out.

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