Quano Abidji-Achibi
The Fly
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2001
- Messages
- 234
hey gang!!!
well me and two of my friends today figured out the key to a girls heart tonite. it works %100 of the time, so you naught fear over rejection.
we sat at a table with lots of passer-byers, and everytime ladies would walk by, one guy would wave and say "hey gang!" and then the next one would say the same thing, and then the final guy would also say the same thing along with the wave, ofcourse.
id say it was close to %4 of the time, the girls looked more than once, and responded with their own "hello."
it should be noted though, that i was bearing a grotesque t-shirt with a bear head on a plate with blood along with a knive and fork. it made the girls lust for me. another thing for you guys to do: wear t-shirts and things and stuff. girls will %100 of the time fall for a guy who wears clothes.
anyway, after a full hour of this, we went home. sure we danced alot, and yes, we did grind with ALOT of guys. see, girls like it when the dance floor is packed and they see you being packtlikesardinesinacrushdtinbox by other strange guys and you start grinding with them. sure the other guy will turn around and stare a hole through your head as your smiling and singing "grinding with guys!" but trust me gang, girls who witness this event will fall for it EVERYTIME.
so guys remember:
1. wear clothes
2. say "hey gang!" really loudly, clearly and lamely, while stretching the aaaaa in gang with a huge "bear"-like smile and wussy wave.
3. grind with guys. on the dnace floor, even if its nearly empty, find a guy and start grinding him up like theres no tommorow. girls will LOVE this and rush over to you immediately.
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these are the thing ive learnt, experienced, and now am telling you free of charge so that you too may have as great luck in real life with ladies as im currently enjoying!!
oh and one more thing. when you try these tips, please report back to me as to the effectiveness of the procedures. thanks.
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-death bear
well me and two of my friends today figured out the key to a girls heart tonite. it works %100 of the time, so you naught fear over rejection.
we sat at a table with lots of passer-byers, and everytime ladies would walk by, one guy would wave and say "hey gang!" and then the next one would say the same thing, and then the final guy would also say the same thing along with the wave, ofcourse.
id say it was close to %4 of the time, the girls looked more than once, and responded with their own "hello."
it should be noted though, that i was bearing a grotesque t-shirt with a bear head on a plate with blood along with a knive and fork. it made the girls lust for me. another thing for you guys to do: wear t-shirts and things and stuff. girls will %100 of the time fall for a guy who wears clothes.
anyway, after a full hour of this, we went home. sure we danced alot, and yes, we did grind with ALOT of guys. see, girls like it when the dance floor is packed and they see you being packtlikesardinesinacrushdtinbox by other strange guys and you start grinding with them. sure the other guy will turn around and stare a hole through your head as your smiling and singing "grinding with guys!" but trust me gang, girls who witness this event will fall for it EVERYTIME.
so guys remember:
1. wear clothes
2. say "hey gang!" really loudly, clearly and lamely, while stretching the aaaaa in gang with a huge "bear"-like smile and wussy wave.
3. grind with guys. on the dnace floor, even if its nearly empty, find a guy and start grinding him up like theres no tommorow. girls will LOVE this and rush over to you immediately.
---------
these are the thing ive learnt, experienced, and now am telling you free of charge so that you too may have as great luck in real life with ladies as im currently enjoying!!
oh and one more thing. when you try these tips, please report back to me as to the effectiveness of the procedures. thanks.
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-death bear