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Old 11-27-2001, 12:26 PM   #101
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Is she taller than u?
A: No
Does she dominate u? A: No, she won't wear black rubber...
Are u scared of her? A: No, I'm scared of you..
Does she tie u up? A: No, she's not into that kind of sex...
Does she make u a packlunch? A: No, I eat out while she's at work...
Does she drive while u shit in ur pants? A: No, I drive while I slip gas...
Does she have one eyeball with lots of red veins showing when 'popped' at u? A: No, only when she gets an occasional zit...
Does she have big muscles? A: Ya, 2 of them on her chest....
Does the house go quiet when she enters? A: No, I go to work when she enters...
Does the house celebrate when she leaves? A: No, she leaves at 6:00 am while I'm still in my cozy bed till 8...
Does she amke u wear rubber and gloves when cleaning? A: Ya, but not when cleaning..
Do you take her out? A: Ya, once a year when we can get a babysitter....
Does she take control of the remote? A: No fucking way, that baby's mine....
Does she send u too bed? A: No she goes to bed way before me....
Above all else, does she make the decisions for u? A: No, well mad1, thanks for making me see that I control my own destiny and I will see U2 again..I was gonna see them again anyway...she's just not happy with what I spent to go see them this year, hmmm let's see..$1700.00 american dollars
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Old 11-27-2001, 12:46 PM   #102
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ruin the whole thing that is!
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Old 11-27-2001, 01:14 PM   #103
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Is she taller than u?
Does she dominate u?
Are u scared of her?
Does she tie u up?
Does she make u a packlunch?
Does she drive while u shit in ur pants?
Does she have one eyeball with lots of red veins showing when 'popped' at u?
Does she have big muscles?
Does the house go quiet when she enters?
Does the house celebrate when she leaves?
Does she amke u wear rubber and gloves when cleaning?
Do you take her out?
Does she take control of the remote?
Does she send u too bed?
Above all else, does she make the decisions for u?


If u answered to four or more in the above............son.......I have three words for u only:


GOD HELP U!




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LMHO Maddie,u r GAS!!!

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Old 11-28-2001, 02:12 AM   #104
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Single and happily so...I guess part of me subcribes to the 'anti-men Maddie theory', heh, tho not quite as vehemently as she!

I'm still hoping to get married before I'm oh, maybe 50...but he has to be a U2 fanatic cos he can't get mad at me for lusting after the boys!

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You hush up diamondnoncatlover. Dont piss off my noodle. Her cats are sexier than those suspenders you were wearing in Vegas.
Yeah, no doubt, Sicy!! We were all wondering about DB9's 'spenders as well...yo, DB9, your shirt said "who's your daddy?" Maybe it shoulda said "who's your PIMP daddy"??? You were pretty decked out in Vega$! LOL


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Old 11-28-2001, 02:34 AM   #105
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Single, no longer giving a rats ass because people suck


As for cats vs. dogs... Dogs rule. Cats rule too I suppose, if you enjoy evil, mooching, flesh-rending, couch-destroying, vicious, heartless beasts. I dont see cats trying to save their owners from burning buildings, I dont see cats trying to protect their owners property. All I can see is something sleeping for 22 hours a day, eating food bought with hard earned money, gouging you with its claws demanding it be stroked, and otherwise being completely useless in taht they either stink up your house with a litter box, or run the hell away if you let them outside to go to the washroom. Cats serve cats, and have no loyalty whatsoever. Dogs, although equally useless in most respects, are at least loyal and dont try to injure you if you treat them well. Dogs get the thumbs up, cats get the boot the hell away from me. That is all.

I'm sorry, but this is really sad.

I don't know if you've ever had a cat, but they are the sweetest most gentle animals I have had the pleasure of knowing. The fact that you would say "cats get the boot" is a reflection of how much you are inexperienced with cats. Cats don't serve themselves or other cats - they don't serve anyone. Why would any one want a pet that was subservient? I can't respect anyone or anything that kisses my ass or acts beneath me. My cats sit warmly and proudly in my lap, and always greet me at the door with meows and purrs when I come home. Often when someone has a bad experience with cats it's because they were not treating the cat with love and respect. Cats are extremely intelligent, intuitive and friendly animals if they are afforded the same respect. Giving any animal "the boot" or treating it with violence is unforgivable and wrong.
I might not be a dog person, but at least I have tried, and given dogs a chance. Hopefully one day you will be able to do the same with a cat. If not, fine, it's all subjective. But don't bear them ill will simply because of how they "seem" to be. I'd rather have an animal that uses the bathroom in house rather than making piles in my front yard anyday. No animal is useless in this world.. you get what you give - and this is true with human or animal.
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