LUMC Leicester U2 Mountaineering Club: Naughty, but Bono.

[sallycinnamon78]

More utterly pointless, U2 based nonsense, inspired by an earlier thread here. Have another look at www.thesurrealist.co.uk.

I, as a bored insomniac, have been having great fun with the following:

The Acronym Liar
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/acro
Scarily, the first thing it came up with was DB = Data Bono.
Whoa. Synchronicity at large. Also seen in:
IBMA International Bono Music Association.

Followed by:
BDT Bono(thesexywildebeest) Data Transmitter

Plus the accuracy of:
BIDS Bono(thesexywildebeest) Integrated Distributed Star.

This should DEFINITELY exist:
TABC Texas Alcoholic Bono(thesexywildebeest) Commission

As for this one - we ought to rename PLEBA after it :
CBD Central Bono District


It didn't last long though:
LRB Liquid Rocket Bono
SBF Single Bono Female
CBA Can Bono Arsed
BRA Bono Redevelopment Authority
VLBA Very Long Bono Arrangement
BECU Bono Electronic Control Unit
MBA Master Bono Administration
GBIP General Purpose Interface Bono
IBM Inferior Bono Marketable
BHM Bono Health Management
FUBAR Fouled Up Bono All Recognition
BP Bono the sexy wildebeest Pointer
Well, really.

MTU Maximum Transfer U2
AUP Appropriate U2 Policies
UNDP U2 Nations Development Program
IARU International Amateur Radio U2
UHF U2 High Frequency
Then it came up with
SERB South European Racist Bono.

The Advertising Slogan Generator
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
The Bono is Mightier than the Sword
Don't You Just Love Being In Bono?
Get Serious. Get Bono.
You Can't Top a Bono.
Plink, Plink, Bono...Australians Wouldn't Give A Bono For Anything Else.
Let The Bono Take The Strain.
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Bono.
Naughty, but Bono.

Get the U2 Habit.
Ding-Dong! U2 Calling!


I thought the last slogan it emerged with summed it all up quite nicely:
There's Only One U2.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Well, this thread is going well.

 

[Adam'sbaby]

Ah poor thread....
I guess we're not all as bored as you. But if it makes any difference: I did go to the site. To make you happy, I think

Found FOB: Free On Bono and stuff like that

 

[sniggirb]

Who Would You Have An Until The End Of The World With?

How Do You Eat Your City Of Blinding Lights?

Make Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own Yours.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Ah poor thread....
I guess we're not all as bored as you. But if it makes any difference: I did go to the site. To make you happy, I think

Found FOB: Free On Bono and stuff like that

That was nice of you.

It wasn't the most exciting thread starter really. I'm glad to hear that no-one is that bored, I wouldn't wish this evil insomnia on anyone.

Who Would You Have An Until The End Of The World With?

How Do You Eat Your City Of Blinding Lights?

Make Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own Yours.

Oh yay! Company!