Let's play a game: "Alternate Song/Album Titles"

[Y2K]

All you have to do is pick an album or song by the band, and then royally screw with the title. Make it an opposite, throw in some synonyms/antonyms, or make a nonsensical reference.

ie:


-Under a Blood Red Click Wheel
-Stuck in Some Quicksand You Can't Get Out of
-City of Pitch Darkness
-The Hardly Rememberable Blaze


Anyone have any good ones?

 

[Axver]

The Somewhat Forgotten Water

1. A Kind Of Departure
2. Humility (In The Name Of Hate)
3. String
4. The Somewhat Forgotten Water
5. Cul-de-sac
6. 6th Of February
7. Really, Really Fucking Brilliant
8. Pakistani Winter Ground
9. Daniel Vettori And New Zealand
10. KLM Airlines

 

[pookybear]

The Somewhat Forgotten Water

1. A Kind Of Departure
2. Humility (In The Name Of Hate)
3. String
4. The Somewhat Forgotten Water
5. Cul-de-sac
6. 6th Of February
7. Really, Really Fucking Brilliant
8. Pakistani Winter Ground
9. Daniel Vettori And New Zealand
10. KLM Airlines

KLM Airlines... priceless!


Okay, a few of my own:

Infrared (Block My Way)
Devil of the Upper East Side
Mommy's Gonna Pay For Your Parking Violation
Stuck In a Prom Dress You Can't Get Out Of
(note: this happened to me)

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

Stuck In a Prom Dress You Can't Get Out Of
(note: this happened to me)

Funny, most people get out of their prom dress REAL quick

k here's some:

1) Buttface
2) God-awful Day
3) Stand Off
4) All I Want Is Him
5) Push Me, Bore Me, Hug Me, Restore Me
6) Lime

 

[Axver]

Peace

1. A Rather Clean Monday Really
2. Millennia
3. Chinese New Year's Eve
4. Pretty Unlike A Sonnet
5. Sunken Ship
6. The Illegal Immigrant
7. Two Hearts Need Bypass Surgery
8. Green Peppers
9. Don't Be French
10. Pi

 

[WalkOn21]

Axver

 

[Irishteen]

Off the top of my head

Girl

1. I will run away
2. Day break
3. An Madra Bán
4. Where's his heart
5. In order
6. Folklore for girls
7. The Puddle
8. A Year with me
9. The Make-up co.
10. Eye shadow and it's free

 

[2861U2]

March

1) The Lord
2) I stood up
3) I threw a snowball at my sister
4) Be depressed
5) Water
6) 2 weeks ago
7) March
8) Whispering
9) In a familiar neighborhood
10) Rhett
11) Whoa, that's too much

 

[catlhere]

-Leave (Close, But no Cigar!)

 

[namkcuR]

How To Kill Time And Maintain Your Position As The Biggest Band In The World

1.Dizzy On The Ground
2.Vanilla Drug
3.Sometimes A Song Gets More Acclaim Than It Should Because It Is About The Lead Singer's Deceased Father
4.Love, Peace, And The Best Song On The Album
5.City Of Rehashed Song Elements
6.All Because Of FM Radio
7.A Man And The Woman He Is After The Operation
8.Fragments Of My Heart From Your Platau Of Destruction
9.One Step Closer To Being Two Steps Farther Away
10.Frowning, Laughing, And Obscurity
11.Satan(Yah-awn)
12.Slow Buses

*all in good fun *

 

[Clawgrabber]

ROCK

Bingo Hall
Don't I Smell Hated?
Fafo
When Satan Retracts His Minions
Winking At The Daughter
First Day On Mars
Here
St. Louis
Dollywood
When You Remove that Plaid Suit
Now!
Nite Nite, Live Chick

 

[Axver]

New Zooland

1. New Zooland
2. Grizzled, Old, And Pretty Unappealling Knees
3. Quite Sensitive
4. Bread
5. Go Away (Not Too Far ... But That's Not Far Enough!)
6. Your Younger Sibling's Going To Wreck Your Bicycle
7. Few Nights Are Worse Than Others
8. The Last Bloody Time
9. Squeaky Clean Twilight
10. Lazy Sod Watching TV

 

[Clawgrabber]

Pilots: Derivative Silence 0

Separated Monochromes
Elephant
Her Greenhouse
Never Never Never
A Similar Shade of Chartreuse
Land Disorder
Mister Texas!
Judy DeKelloggs
Three Second Unexpetant
Being (This String Ain't Long Enough)
Liberace Sniffed Antarctica
Improvisation 360
Score from the Ugly Duckling
Score from Let's Get Civilized!

 

[WalkOn21]

Look out, grandma!

1. Home For The Elderly
2. Even Better Than My Real Teeth
3. Old
4. Back In The Old Days...
5. Who's Gonna Change Your Old Diaper
6. So Tired
7. The Wheelchair
8. Completely Obvious Everyday Stuff
9. Trying To Get Out Of My Bed
10. Blur (I Need Glasses)
11. Wheelchair Racing Contest
12. Life Is Boredom

 

[hedgehog]

How To Assemble A Nuclear Weapon

1. Me? Dizzy? Nah!
2. Lemsip Max Strength
3. Usually Im Perfectly Fine On My Own
4. Biscuits And Tea Or Coffee?
5. Alleyway Of Complete Darkness
6. It Wasn't Because Of Me
7. A Man Without A Woman
8. Left Overs From Last Nights Take Away
9. A Few Steps Back
10. Unoriginal, Like Most Of This Species
11. Yahoo
12. Broken Down Old Van


All That You Can Bring Along

1. Hideous Day
2. Stuck In A Moment You Can't Be Bothered To Get Out Of
3. Relegation
4. Run Off
5. Balloon
6. In A Long Time
7. Tame Honey
8. War On Earth
9. When I Look Away From The World
10. York
11. Karma
12. The Clouds Above Her Head


Burst

1. Line Dancing Hall
2. Do You Feel Despised?
3. Sadfo
4. If Satan Would Send His Devils
5. Gazing At The Moon
6. First Day Off Earth
7. Im Back, Miss Me?
8. Skegness
9. Lap Dancing Club Owners Flat
10. If You Wear That Cheap Tacky Outfit
11. Displease
12. Sleep Tight Lively Woman


PetStoropa

1. PetStoropa
2. Hamstercheeks
3. Ouch, I Felt That
4. Carrot
5. Go Away (Faraway, 'Cos Im Allergic To You)
6. Mummy's Gonna Pay For Your Smashed Cage
7. Some Goldfish Live Longer Than Others
8. Thats The Last Time I Let That Cat In This House
9. Dirty Dog
10. The Recluse


Caution Mann!

1. Zoo Carpark
2. Not Quite As Good As The Real Thing
3. None
4. Before The Start Of The World
5. Will You Stop Riding My Tame Donkeys?
6. So Kind
7. The Venus Flytrap
8. Same Old Ways
9. Trying To Get My Backside Off The Couch
10. Ultradim (Honey, Turn The Lights Out)
11. Clumsy Unfit Slob
12. Hate Is Vision