Ladies and Gentleman,a pecial WhortenseQuote and a Special Whortense Annocement

[Whortense]

.. "I always wanted to be somebody, BUT I should have been more specific.."
WhortenseAnnouncement:

I have pulled off one of my choicest sexywhortensepanties out of the closet...

.... eh feck it. these posts are too damn sexywhortensepanties weird...so you know....evenso..

Your
Interferencer
Whore-
Whortense.
kisses

W
T
9

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Whortense]

damn sexywhortensepanties spelling errors....

thank you,

W
T
9

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[anitram]

I'm sorry, but your post is still relatively comprehensible.

You need to work on it more.

 

[Sicy]

Damnit unsexywhortense!

This thread could be dangerous! I have the best photo of diamondsexypanties but I'm afraid it may not be appropriate.

GAR

 

[U2Bama]

weirdo

 

[Whortense]

sexywhortenseanitram..,

..tank yo for your sexywhortenseinput..

i met a sexy in th small Easy today w/m same nam-whortense! e claimed to be u "extotic corrograpr"--i saies "heh we call tht e 'striper' where i com from..

e game me a kis on th cheek and was on her way after a WortensphotoOp..

late gotta run to go!

WT9

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Originally posted by Whortense:
sexywhortenseanitram..,

..tank yo for your sexywhortenseinput..

i met a sexy in th small Easy today w/m same nam-whortense! e claimed to be u "extotic corrograpr"--i saies "heh we call tht e 'striper' where i com from..

e game me a kis on th cheek and was on her way after a WortensphotoOp..

late gotta run to go!

WT9

Melon - you've got it down pat!

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She's gonna dream up a world she wants to live in / She's gonna dream out loud.
Visit my web page at www.u2page.com

 

[Sicy]

Is DB9 a Redneck: ?

...so anaway, were bout t'enter.. ah's wif our friend Bos.Bono -aka shane an' were pumped t'be lucky inough t'see Th' greatess Rock ban' in sech a small venue.. i met a sexy in th' trimenjus Apple today w/mah same name-diamond! Fry mah hide! She claimed t'be a "exotcic co'reographer"-ah says "Hey we call thet a 'stripper' whar ah come fum.. She gave me a kiss on th' cheek an' was on her way af'er a DimonphotoOp.. Late gotta helter-skelter 157 min, as enny fool kin plainly see. t'go! Fry mah hide! DB9

Or does he speak Jive?

...so anaway, wuz bout t'enter. Ah be baaad.... I's gots'ta be wid our homey Bos.Bono -aka shane and wuz pumped t'be lucky enough t'see De greatest Rock band in such some small venue.. i met some fine in de big Apple today w/my same dojigger-diamond! Right on! She claimed t'be some "exotcic co'reographer"-I says "Hey Jollyman we call dat some 'strippuh'' where ah' come fum.. She gave me some kiss on de cheek and wuz on ha' way afta' a DimonphotoOp. Jes hang loose, brud.. Late gots'ta run 157 min. 'S coo', bro. t'go! Right on! DB9

I cant remember..

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I just say...

you make me literally laugh out loud at the computer, melon!!!

-thank you
pop
whore
#7

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In an interview with BP Fallon:
BP: What do you do if you have the blues?
LARRY: Sing.
BP: What gives you the blues?
LARRY: Singing.

-April
(AIM-POPLemonGirl)

 

[U2Bama]

It is DiamondJive, SicilianGoddess; definitely NOT redneck, but definitely a cheesy parallel of redneck.

 

[Calluna]

Show us your sexywhortensepanties!


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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

[This message has been edited by Calluna (edited 10-29-2001).]

 

[EPandAmerica]

omg! ha!

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

BUROTFLMAOTIH

[This message has been edited by theSoulfulMofo (edited 10-29-2001).]

 

[SweetOnU2]

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But you take what you can get
'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh, you know there's something more
But tonight, tonight, tonight


(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica*.???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)

 

[anitram]

Originally posted by Whortense:
sexywhortenseanitram..,

..tank yo for your sexywhortenseinput..

i met a sexy in th small Easy today w/m same nam-whortense! e claimed to be u "extotic corrograpr"--i saies "heh we call tht e 'striper' where i com from..

e game me a kis on th cheek and was on her way after a WortensphotoOp..

late gotta run to go!

WT9

Absolutely brilliant.