I was browsing through some old Page2 articles on ESPN.com, the ones where they ask some sports star or celebrity "10 Burning Questions." I found one from a couple of months ago with Jay Mohr, so I took a gander seeing as he's one of my favorite comics. It turns out he wouldn't mind having sex with Bono...
10. If you could invite any three people to dinner -- living or dead -- who would they be and why?
Mohr: Damn. I've always wanted to be asked this and I'm blanking. I think I'd invite Malcolm X, to hear his thoughts on black America today. I'd have Charles Spikowski ... and ... Bono. Bono is so cool that you could have sex with him, and your friends wouldn't even call you gay. They'd be like, "So what's he like?"
10. If you could invite any three people to dinner -- living or dead -- who would they be and why?
Mohr: Damn. I've always wanted to be asked this and I'm blanking. I think I'd invite Malcolm X, to hear his thoughts on black America today. I'd have Charles Spikowski ... and ... Bono. Bono is so cool that you could have sex with him, and your friends wouldn't even call you gay. They'd be like, "So what's he like?"