it's time for "ask whortense"

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If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
Originally posted by mikal:
Who will win the Super Bowl this year?

Who will win the NBA championship this year?

Who will win the Grammy for Album Of The Year?

What's your porn name?

What's my favorite cocktail?

Am I an alcoholic?

Are you an alcoholic?


1) detroit lions

2) detroit pistons

3) alicia keys

4) mikal

5) a blow job

6) yes

7) no

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
1. Are you insanely jealous of Reese Witherspoon?

2.When will I ever get some self-esteem?

3.What is there to do in Walla Walla?

4.Can you explain the phenomenon of shooting stars?
 
Originally posted by Bathtime Fun Whortense:
2) sorry. not all female dogs are whores.

Ouch! Someone seems to be a little touchy about female dogs.

what does U2 have against its album October? why can't they play Gloria or October just once on the Elevation tour?

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"Things will not be the same in this city for us." -Bono, Dublin, February 1980
 
1) How does Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle relate to the Nullification Crisis of 1832?

2) Will republicans ever get what's coming to them?

3) Make up your own question and answer it.
 
Will Whortense have more babies?

Why do cheap candles suck ass??

When will Michael Jackson stop making records?

Why are batteries so expensive?

Why doesnt anyone use this smilie??
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[This message has been edited by Deathbear's Fly Girl (edited 11-08-2001).]
 
Originally posted by socalu2fan:
Wow I confess my undying love to Trip and she just throws it back in my face by trying to steal off with whortense. Life is unfair. I am unloveable.

Awww. hun, i'm sorry. you can watch
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. oh wait, nevermind, bathtime fun whoretense rejected my proposition. *comes crawling back to socalu2fan*. fogive me?
 
Wow Trip one minute you are here, the next you're gone. Many men would say that I'd be a chump to take you back but I have low self-esteem and you are irrestible so as long as you promise that we can have happy bathtime fun I'm game.
 
I like this thread....

Why do girls hate me?

Why do you hate me?

Why do I hate me?

Please give a detailed, descriptive account of your life, starting with conception and ending at the present state of answer guru.
 
keep the questions coming. the next installment of "ask whortense" will take place tomorrow, rather than tonite. this whore is getting away from the computer for the night. be happy for me!!111

oh and malibu, if you spell my name wrong again, i'll cut you into four pieces, pierce a stake through each piece, and put them on the four corners of the earth as a warning to possible invaders.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
How come Bebe isn't your favorite mod? (haha pulling your leg don't really have to answer)

On a serious note...

What causes people to yawn? And don't just say exhaustion, because that's the obvious answer... what actually takes place within the body to make someone yawn?!?! It's quite the phenomenon if you think about it. I guess the same can be said for sneezing, but not quite as mind boggling.

Thank you oh wise whortense.
 
Bebe, I think it has somethign to do with oxygen getting to the brain, or lack thereof. Not necessarily lack, but not enough oxygen, i mean, without any ppl would die, but ... yeah Im just gonna quit while Im ahead, not being whoretense and all and thus not qualified to answer your question.
 
would a fly without wings be called a walk?

is there a santa claus?

how does scoliosis develop?

when people 'crack' their backs...or pop their hips...exactly WHAt is that noise coming from? Is it bad for you?

what IS that orange stuff that floats to the top of the water when cooking hotdogs?

how can you make scars go away?

what is an elysium?

will the Leafs EVER win another stanley cup?

will whortense be my friend?


[This message has been edited by The_Sweetest_Thing (edited 11-09-2001).]
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
1. Are you insanely jealous of Reese Witherspoon?

2.When will I ever get some self-esteem?

3.What is there to do in Walla Walla?

4.Can you explain the phenomenon of shooting stars?

1) yes

2) when you start not caring what society thinks, and move to an area where there are plenty of people like you and with similar interests.

3) walla walla things

4) it is caused when materials, usually small meteorites, enter the atmosphere. when it hits the thermosphere, the material heats up causing that streak of light. the material usually breaks apart into dust and the light streak ends.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by sharky:
what does U2 have against its album October? why can't they play Gloria or October just once on the Elevation tour?


u2 sees "october" as their most immature album, and they are ashamed of the material on it.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by mug222:
1) How does Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle relate to the Nullification Crisis of 1832?

2) Will republicans ever get what's coming to them?

3) Make up your own question and answer it.

1) they're unrelated

2) not likely, as america is notoriously conservative. it was this same conservatism that, during the 1930s, had many americans admiring nazism, while hating communism. however, to be fair, it was the political policies that many americans admired, not the genocidal aspects that hitler espoused, which were really not known until world war ii.

3) i only answer questions. i don't take requests.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
Will Whortense have more babies?

Why do cheap candles suck ass??

When will Michael Jackson stop making records?

Why are batteries so expensive?

Why doesnt anyone use this smilie??
cool.gif

1) eventually, but i'm currently happy with the children i have

2) because they are made with cheap materials

3) when he gets too old or when he loses his voice

4) market forces

5) because no one ever heard of that smilie. whomever knew that : + cool + : =
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?

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
1.What is your favorite Ryan Philippe movie?

2. Who do you think is the hottest guy in U2?

3. Will the Boston Celtics ever win another championship?

4. Will Bill and Hillary Clinton ever get divorced?

5. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
 
Originally posted by The_Sweetest_Thing:
would a fly without wings be called a walk?

is there a santa claus?

how does scoliosis develop?

when people 'crack' their backs...or pop their hips...exactly WHAt is that noise coming from? Is it bad for you?

what IS that orange stuff that floats to the top of the water when cooking hotdogs?

how can you make scars go away?

what is an elysium?

will the Leafs EVER win another stanley cup?

will whortense be my friend?

1) no

2) yes, he was a christian bishop of myra, turkey, who lived around a.d. 270-a.d. 343. st. nicholas was born of a wealthy family and often generously and anonymously gave his wealth to the destitute around him. he became a bishop after being one of the few survivors of imprisonment and persecution under emperor diocletian. he was a widely popular figure even during his lifetime, and was well known for his conversions.

the name, "santa claus," is dutch for "st. nicholas."

3) scoliosis is caused by one of three factors. it is either congenital (from birth), neuromuscular (caused by degenerative diseases), or idiopathic (unknown causes). unfortunately, idiopathic scoliosis is the most common, and most often occurs from adolescents. research indicates that, perhaps, idiopathic scoliosis might have a genetic component, but it is currently inconclusive.

4) the noise is from air releasing between your joints. cracking your joints is the subject of controversy, but, from personal experience, it is necessary, as, through wear of living, things often go out of place, causing muscle problems. those who take chronic muscle relaxants for back problems should possibly consult a chiropractor, in my opinion.

5) fat

6) surgery

7) an elysium refers to any delightful place. it is from greek mythology: the elysian fields, where heroes went for eternal happiness. basically, it is the greek mythological equivalent of heaven, but was only restricted to heroes. the general populace spent eternity in unhappiness under rule of the god of the underworld, hades.

8) yes

9) all potential friends of whortense must write an essay on why they wish to join whortense's elite group of friends, and, upon my consideration, you will be either admitted or rejected depending on this essay.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Ody:
I like this thread....

Why do girls hate me?

Why do you hate me?

Why do I hate me?

Please give a detailed, descriptive account of your life, starting with conception and ending at the present state of answer guru.

1) you come off as needy

2) because you assumed i did hate you

3) you have low self-esteem

4) i answer questions. i don't take requests.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Achtung_Bebe:
How come Bebe isn't your favorite mod? (haha pulling your leg don't really have to answer)

On a serious note...

What causes people to yawn? And don't just say exhaustion, because that's the obvious answer... what actually takes place within the body to make someone yawn?!?! It's quite the phenomenon if you think about it. I guess the same can be said for sneezing, but not quite as mind boggling.

Thank you oh wise whortense.

1) you are malibu whortense's favorite mod. we whortenses spread the wealth.

2) yawning is a natural reaction when your heart or lungs isn't getting enough oxygen. your diaphragm is then instructed to take in a larger-than-normal amount of air to make up what is missing. when you are tired, you usually breathe less often, so yawning is a natural consequence. excessive yawning, however, is a medical condition that might signify a heart problem.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
1.What is your favorite Ryan Philippe movie?

2. Who do you think is the hottest guy in U2?

3. Will the Boston Celtics ever win another championship?

4. Will Bill and Hillary Clinton ever get divorced?

5. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

1) 54

2) bono

3) yes

4) no

5) yes, sound waves are emitted regardless if anyone is there to hear it or not.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
keep the questions coming. the next installment will come when there are a sufficient amount of questions to be answered, likely within the next two days.

good night.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
if a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anybdy care?

what started wwi?

what started wwii?

who is oscar schindler?

what the hell does 'children of the corn' mean?

how can i grow to be as wise as Whortense?

what is atomization?

where can i download u2 live mp3s (and don't say bloodredsky.com)
 
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