it's time for "ask whortense"

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Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:
Exactly what time and what day are-
Sicy
Trip
Bebe
Cindy Crawford
The Barbie Twins
Gabrelle Reece
Nina Hartley
Uma Thurman
Shirley Manson
Tori Amos
Madonna
and little Mango from SNL..
..coming over for the dimonhottub party?

Thank You-
Diamond


during a dimonwetdream

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Calluna:
Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense,


What does Bono mean when he says, "It's not a problem, it's just too many choices?"

What does the expression, "Holly would if she could" mean to you?

1) we are often deluged with so many potential solutions to a problem that we often just give up, rather than confront it

2) holly(wood) is a slut

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by foray:

Doesn't that mean that it's not a question of the problem, rather there are too many solutions?

Whortense, is Calluna waiting for deathbear's return before she posts more crying minotaurs? Would she ever post a few for foray/4a/yarof?

When will 4a revert back to foray?

What's the frequency?


4a

1) yes

2) yes; yes

3) when sanity returns

4) it's in your head

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Crzy4Bono:
How did i miss this thread?

If I have a 1964 Bathtime Fun Whortense with the bob haircut, is it worth a lot of money on ebay?

What does TheU2 mean when he says CK on the MT?

Where are my keys?

What is DB9 going to do when Mango actually shows up in his hot tub?

Peace


1) you were sleeping

2) as long as the clothes are still unsoiled from fecal bacteria

3) ck on the man train

4) on your keychain

5) have dimonsexy thoughts

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by what a bomb!:
If liking you is right, I don't want to be wrong, does this make sense Whortense?

most certainly. no one wants to miss out on all the wortensexy popularity. i'm the best thing since the u2-brand condom.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by notiti:
Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense,
I will ask you a question now anyway...
What is the meaning of meaning?
Depending on who's around, are you a vampire or a victem?
Does my butt look big to you?



1) something to occupy a mind that would otherwise be bored

2) i'm a whortense

3) does mine?
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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by SweetOnU2:
Poor Whorteness hope you feel better!!


Q's:

1. So can pets be homosexuals?

2. There's this guy I've been seeing for a while now, he's a great guy and treats me like a Princess, but he LOVES Metallica and says Metallica are above U2! Can you believe that Whoreteness?
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My question is when we go out what I can do from stoping my ears to bleed as he blasts Metallica?
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3. And once and for all IS "FUCK" a bad word?

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1) yes, it is well-documented in the animal kingdom. there was even a bush-era government study on homosexuality in rams, as the sheep industry didn't understand why certain rams wouldn't procreate with the female sheep, and they found that 10% of all rams were gay too.

2) ask him to turn the music down and threaten him with no hot lovin' if he refuses. that always works on television.

3) any word is a bad word if you let it. omg, did i just say "word" twice? i am bad. i must now thrash myself in atonement.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by wannabe:
Is "the pursuit of happiness" a healthy way to live?

hedonism often leads to emptiness. however, you should be in pursuit of true happiness, while, also being unimpeded by discrimination from attaining those goals, as long as those goals don't infringe on others' pursuits of happiness.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Dear Whortense,

Why is my cat such a little bitch?

Will I meet the man of my dreams in Las Vegas?

Will my stuffy nose go away before Sunday night?

Will I get caught posting on this forum at work?

And what is it that you do that makes you voodoo so well?



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Angel in devil's shoes
Salvation in the blues


~*April*~
 
Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense,
Why da monkey?
Paper or plastic?
Googley moogely: great?

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Please repeat the message, it's the music that we choose.
http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html
 
Okay, I'll bite:

Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-Shoo-Bomp-Shoo-Bomp?

Who wrote the Book of Love?

How soon is now?

Are we not men?

What's the story morning glory?

What have I done to deserve this?

Why does it always rain on me?

Should I stay or should I go?

Oh and also:

What the hell is Brian Eno's problem?



[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 11-15-2001).]
 
Originally posted by Echo:
Okay, I'll bite:

Who wrote the Book of Love?


Do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tells you so?

Do you believe in rock 'n roll?

Can music save your mortal soul?

Can you teach me how to dance real slow?
 
Dear Whortense,

Why are interest groups such a threat to US government?

Why do people find George W. sexy?

How does a little flea collar kill fleas at the other end of a cat or dog?

Thank you,
Honey

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~*Honey*~

The doors you open
I just can't close...

If you dream,
Dream out loud
 
Originally posted by Bathtime Fun Whortense:


2) ask him to turn the music down and threaten him with no hot lovin' if he refuses. that always works on television.


LMAO Whortense Rules!! Thanks for the advice!!



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But you take what you can get
'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh, you know there's something more
But tonight, tonight, tonight



(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica*.???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)
 
I'm still waiting for the rest of the answers.

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."
 
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