Is Bono evil

[Ellay]

According to the May edition of Maxim Magazine, he may be.

They highlight the fact that the release of all u2 albums co-oincide with seriously bad world events...

ie

1980 - Boy iran Iraq War breaks out
1984 - unforgettable fire - famine in ethiopia
1993 - zooropa - major earthquake in Japan.

etc etc

Nov 1988-Oct 1991 - No u2 album released, world enters a brief period of happiness, berlin wall comes down, Communism collapses, Freedom reigns.

They've got a nice cropped picture of Bono as well, making him look particularly evil.

great stuff.

 

[MumblingBono]

I shall now proceed to the local Borders for a read of Maxim.

 

[jer2911]

That is funny.


I remember back in 97 when Entertainment Weekly used to run a feature called Separated at Birth (or something like that). They had a photo of Bono with Sunglasses and a hooded sweatshirt over his head. Next to him was an artist sketch of the still uncaught Unabomber (with his trademark hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses). The caption under Bono's photo was "Unabono".

 

[Ellay]

My favourite bad world event is

Nov 2004 - Album - How to Dismantle an atomic bomb released

Event - the new u2 album is shit, a baby dies somewhere after hearing some of it.


A little harsh methinks.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

No, but I think Maxim might be

 

[bathiu]

maybe jick works for them...

 

[ZeroDude]

maybe jick works for them...

Mein Hamster ist gestorben

Guitar Solo

 

[popmart86]

there is something similar to this that i think about, how artists/events either predicted or foreshadowed 9-11. i think u2's aatyclb album predicted the attacks (new york, peace on earth) and slayer's 'god hates us all' album might have too (it was released on that day). just a thought.

 

[Ellay]

Didn't David Hasselhoff have a song about freedom released the same week the Berlin Wall was pulled down,

It immediately propelled him to status of top rock star in Germany.

 

[pepokiss]

and that proves my theory: GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF

 

[U2Kitten]

Oh come on!

 

[ElectricalVoice]

Wasn't Bono antichrist? I sure remember that someone said that once. Can't remember who.

 

[ZeroDude]

^
His mother

 

[dr.dae]

and that proves my theory: GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF

Yes weALL do !

 

[BassTrap82]

Achtung Baby still kicks ass!!!

 

[ElectricalVoice]

^
His mother

If his mother was a guy, you might be right.

 

[BVS]

Hello, he spouted fucking horns. Do you need anymore evidence than that?

 

[doctorwho]

My favourite bad world event is

Nov 2004 - Album - How to Dismantle an atomic bomb released

Event - the new u2 album is shit, a baby dies somewhere after hearing some of it.


A little harsh methinks.

Harsh perhaps... but still, losing one child is nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands that gouge out their eyes after reading the "brilliant" Maxim articles and glancing at pictures of very unreal women.

Of course, as I am no child, I happily look at pictures of unreal women.

 

[painatal]

bono it's not evil nor the antichrist he is just a poor man getting older and trying to make sense out of his life.
the music it's not just enoug enymore but because of poor education and bad relations (bush,blair, etc) he just act by contradictions; we can´t try to be serious about the millions dying and drive a mazerati and we can't try to be serious about war when our firends are who make it.
in the end i think he just tryes to make the best he can but we can't serve the lord and beast at the same time...

 

[financeguy]

I think we should all take time out and thank the Lord for giving us his one and only son - DAVID HASSELHOF!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hello, he spouted fucking horns. Do you need anymore evidence than that?

 

[wizard2c]

reply

Hi!

Perhaps it's just prophecy. People seem to look at prophets as bearers of "evilness".

carol
wizard2c

 

[Pero]

New album came out and my cat died.
Now that's a world tragedy

 

[beLIEve]

It works both ways...

New album came out and my cat died.
Now that's a world tragedy

Well, the new album came out and my cat LIVED. I hate my cat, so that's an even bigger world tragedy! My daughter loves the cat, so I put up with it, an act of true Bono selflessness. Or do I have a more sinister Bono inspired plan for the cat? We are moving soon...

: "Leave it behind...you gotta leave it behind

MMMUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[RA-D]

http://www.wayoflife.org/fbns/rockgroupu2.html

he is indeed evil, as they all are, as verified in this conclusive document.

 

[matt76]

Achtung Baby still kicks ass!!!

Now this was definitely written by Jick!!

 

[Flying FuManchu]

Yes.... Maybe we should ban Maxim and any mention of it like jick... Maxim's article is certain to get a rise out some people.

 

[kellyahern]

Bono is not evil.

However, Bert from Sesame Street most definitely is

http://www.bertisevil.tv

 

[ElectricalVoice]

Bono is not evil.

However, Bert from Sesame Street most definitely is

http://www.bertisevil.tv

Agree. And the teletubbies scare me.

 

[VertigoGal]

That is funny.


I remember back in 97 when Entertainment Weekly used to run a feature called Separated at Birth (or something like that). They had a photo of Bono with Sunglasses and a hooded sweatshirt over his head. Next to him was an artist sketch of the still uncaught Unabomber (with his trademark hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses). The caption under Bono's photo was "Unabono".

wow, that's great. anyone have a scan of this?

antichrist indeed...