Intentionally Cruel Reviews - The Third Installment

[ozeeko]

THE JOSHUA TREE - what a pretensious, crap name.

Where The Streets Have No Name - Yea...I'll meet u there. Let me get some directions off mapquest. What's the adresss? HAHA. That's right! I hope you get lost and never come back.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - Trust me, u definitely ain't found it. Keep looking!
With Or Without You - Oh quit your sobbin u whiney bastard! Just rub one out and get on with your life.
Bullet The Blue Sky- Go shoot the green sky in Ireland then, u ungrateful immigrants!
Running To Stand Still - Try slow jogging or walking, u'd probably have a better chance.
Red Hill Mining Town - What do u know about real work and real people, u spoiled rockstar primadonna?
In God's Country - Would God like this song? How'd it do on the charts? There's your answer.
Trip Through Your Wires - Don't drink on the job, boys. Oh wait, you're Irish.
One Tree Hill - Another tree reference. Damn hippies.
Exit - OOOOO i'm sooo scared, Bono!
Mothers Of The Disappared - More doom and gloom from the dark lords of rock!

 

[CTU2fan]

While I think people get a bit "lock-happy" around here over some rather minor stuff...I'm thinking this one gets locked pretty quickly.

 

[Zoots]

Oh man, I created a monster!

And you become a monster
So the monster will not break you

 

[Queen Bee]

 

[ozeeko]

Anyone wanna take on Passengers?

 

[Axver]

This is going but here's some various songs before it's closed:

Treasure (Whatever Happened To Pete The Chop?): More like Junk (Why Didn't It Get The Chop?)
A Celebration: Appropriate title, I suppose. I celebrate every time it's over!
11 O'clock Tick Tock: I can hear the children crying - crap music like this would upset anyone!
Walk To The Water: And drown yourselves for making such drivel, U2.
North And South Of The River: Bono, you can't be north AND south of the river at once. Geez, get a clue about geography.
Another Day: The lyrics should've been "listen up, the playing of another dull song."

 

[Sicy]

Dude what part of NO SPIN OFF THREADS does anybody not understand?