|08-31-2006, 07:01 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: New York, NY
Local Time: 01:02 PM
Intentionally Cruel Reviews - The Third Installment
THE JOSHUA TREE - what a pretensious, crap name.__________________
Where The Streets Have No Name - Yea...I'll meet u there. Let me get some directions off mapquest. What's the adresss? HAHA. That's right! I hope you get lost and never come back.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - Trust me, u definitely ain't found it. Keep looking!
With Or Without You - Oh quit your sobbin u whiney bastard! Just rub one out and get on with your life.
Bullet The Blue Sky- Go shoot the green sky in Ireland then, u ungrateful immigrants!
Running To Stand Still - Try slow jogging or walking, u'd probably have a better chance.
Red Hill Mining Town - What do u know about real work and real people, u spoiled rockstar primadonna?
In God's Country - Would God like this song? How'd it do on the charts? There's your answer.
Trip Through Your Wires - Don't drink on the job, boys. Oh wait, you're Irish.
One Tree Hill - Another tree reference. Damn hippies.
Exit - OOOOO i'm sooo scared, Bono!
Mothers Of The Disappared - More doom and gloom from the dark lords of rock!
|08-31-2006, 07:09 PM||#2|
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: May 2004
Local Time: 09:02 AM
While I think people get a bit "lock-happy" around here over some rather minor stuff...I'm thinking this one gets locked pretty quickly.__________________
|08-31-2006, 07:11 PM||#3|
Blue Crack Supplier
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: the great beyond
Local Time: 03:02 PM
Oh man, I created a monster!
And you become a monster
So the monster will not break you
|08-31-2006, 07:32 PM||#6|
Join Date: Jun 2003
Local Time: 11:02 PM
This is going but here's some various songs before it's closed:
Treasure (Whatever Happened To Pete The Chop?): More like Junk (Why Didn't It Get The Chop?)
A Celebration: Appropriate title, I suppose. I celebrate every time it's over!
11 O'clock Tick Tock: I can hear the children crying - crap music like this would upset anyone!
Walk To The Water: And drown yourselves for making such drivel, U2.
North And South Of The River: Bono, you can't be north AND south of the river at once. Geez, get a clue about geography.
Another Day: The lyrics should've been "listen up, the playing of another dull song."
"Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard
Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."
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|08-31-2006, 07:32 PM||#7|
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Bay Area, CA
Local Time: 06:02 AM
Dude what part of NO SPIN OFF THREADS does anybody not understand?__________________
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